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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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seriously, look at this guy:

hes fresh off the bus, executing his ****ty rp

then ggg ace calls out his rp and then hes like

BUT YOURE POSTS ARE AS BAD AS MINE WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH


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Mr Cotton

Avatar: Sad Face
6

Level 22 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

Nicco Posted:

seriously, look at this guy:

hes fresh off the bus, executing his ****ty rp

then ggg ace calls out his rp and then hes like

BUT YOURE POSTS ARE AS BAD AS MINE WAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Thanks for taking the time to make 5 posts to show me how I’m a bad rp’er and how much it upsets you. You contribution shall not go unnoticed.

As for gggace: I just don’t like him.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

You guys, stop fighting! I’m trying to help here. Okay Mr. Cotton, listen. Here’s what you do. Walk up to her and shout “WANT TO TAKE A RIDE TO THE BONE ZONE?” right in her face. Then take off her pants. Women are very simple minded. She’ll be mesmerized by the rhyming phrase. Trust me. This works.


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Mr Cotton

Avatar: Sad Face
6

Level 22 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

You guys, stop fighting! I’m trying to help here. Okay Mr. Cotton, listen. Here’s what you do. Walk up to her and shout “WANT TO TAKE A RIDE TO THE BONE ZONE?” right in her face. Then take off her pants. Women are very simple minded. She’ll be mesmerized by the rhyming phrase. Trust me. This works.

Sounds like a no nonsense approach. I’ll give it a try.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

quingentenary

Avatar: Blue Guitar
6

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I met a girl to ride, ride, ride

I met a girl to make my wife

I met a girl who’s mine, oh mine

I met a girl in my life

Bix Nood

Avatar: 60260 2010-10-12 20:21:23 -0400
1

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Tell her you wrote an Anal Symphony especially for her, and whip your male reproductive organ out and tell her to bend over.


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male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

This will help you:

http://www.tenetsofleykis.com


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

NOT AN ALIEN

Avatar: 222818 2009-12-12 16:41:06 -0500
13

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

HI EVERYONE NO CAUSE FOR ALARM IM JUST AN AVERAGE USER LIKE YOURSELF

FIRST OFFER HER THE FINEST DELICACIES OF THE QUATXHAR SYSTEM THEM MOVE IN FOR THE KILL

OR SEX WHATEVER

BUT I WAS ALSO ENTERTAINED BY THE ANTICS OF NICCO GGGACE AND THAT THIRD GUY IN THIS THREAD


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RIP DAD GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

nicco is sexy. mr. cotton is not


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

Mr Cotton I’m gonna be blunt with you here: the fact that you broke charactor two posts in makes you a ****ty RPer. Congrats.

I wanted to talk about boys Log in to see images!


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

duca Posted:

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Like OMIGOD I met this SUPER CUTE boy at the mall today!! He looked like Justin Bieber only taller and with a 6 pack and he even had a car and he gave me a flyer for his bands show on Saturday and he said that if I came to the show I could come backstage!!! This is soooo awesome!!!


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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Like OMIGOD I met this SUPER CUTE boy at the mall today!! He looked like Justin Bieber only taller and with a 6 pack and he even had a car and he gave me a flyer for his bands show on Saturday and he said that if I came to the show I could come backstage!!! This is soooo awesome!!!

Eeeek like omg you lucky girl you! Log in to see images!

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Don’t tell him I posted his picture here though he might get mad at me Log in to see images!


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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

duca Posted:

Eeeek like omg you lucky girl you! Log in to see images!

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i didnt know that canada had motorcycles. the more you know


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

bobdisgea Posted:

i didnt know that canada had motorcycles. the more you know

Psh I didn’t know they had roads.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 09/20/2011 2:18AM


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Lord Boxtop

Avatar: Ron Paul
2

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Like OMIGOD I met this SUPER CUTE boy at the mall today!! He looked like Justin Bieber only taller and with a 6 pack and he even had a car and he gave me a flyer for his bands show on Saturday and he said that if I came to the show I could come backstage!!! This is soooo awesome!!!

I think it’s a little obvious that he’s gay. Move on.

Lord Boxtop edited this message on 10/08/2010 2:31AM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Mr Cotton Posted:

Thanks for taking the time to make 5 posts to show me how I’m a bad rp’er and how much it upsets you. You contribution shall not go unnoticed.

As for gggace: I just don’t like him.

GOOSE FRABA

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That Reactio-
n Face Gal

Avatar: 242973 2010-09-30 09:08:24 -0400
5

Level 21 Emo Kid

THIS IS MY REFUSED FACE

Lord Boxtop Posted:

I think it’s a little obvious that he’s gay. Move on.

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That Reactio-
n Face Gal

Avatar: 242973 2010-09-30 09:08:24 -0400
5

Level 21 Emo Kid

THIS IS MY REFUSED FACE

That Reaction Face Gal Posted:

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Bacchus Posted:

GOOSE FRABA

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