If you consider offense the best like most do then these are the best items.

Books: Why Picard Would Kick Kirk’s bum in a Fight

* Max Processing Power +200

* Offense +17

Dogreat timesent File: Billy Has 10 Mommies: A Child’s Guide to Understanding Polygamy

* Max Ego +310

* Offense +22

* Defense +22

* Luck +22

* Char +22

* Sex +280

Music File: Colonel Sanders and the Chickenheads – Cluck Cluck Pbum.noiz

* Defense +60

* Max Ego +330

* Frugality +12

* Charisma +14

* Offense +60

Picture File: The Coffee Table Book of Erotic Skywriting

* Max Ego +340

* Offense +20

* Defense +10

* Char +14

* Fru +20

Program File: BonsaiBUDDY Intelligent Software Agent (OMG TALKING TREE).prog

* Defense +22

* Frugality +22

* Charisma +22

* Offense +22

Special Item: Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde

* Max Ego +113

* Offense +40

* Defense +40

Can’t only be purchased by Emo Kids in Episode 3, or in Kyoubai

Video File: Hugh Johnson Presents: Big Trouble in Little woman's genitals

* Offense +22

* Defense +14

* Luck +22

* Char +14

* Fru +14

* PP +350

Hardware

Transformer Modification

* Defense +30

* Offense +30

* Luck +20

* Max Processing Power +200

VGA Posted:

Glbumes ?

The Versnatche ones ?

Yes, if Offense, Defense, Charisma, or sexiness are you concerns.

If you put more value on Douchebaggery, as ET does, then you’ll want the Monocle (or maybe something else from the Itembuildr store, I can’t be bumed to look at them all).

Conveniently, I was just drawing up a list of the best (non-.moar) items last night. I did check the itembuildr consumer’s co-op – the best (rollover) special item that can be found in stores is sold there, but nothing else worthwhile afaik. Bear, Chuck Diesel, and MCB have already listed a lot of this stuff, but for the sake of comprehensiveness I’ll list it again anyway:

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Accessories – Crotch Crushers™ Tight-bum Girl Pants (for Men) from Haute Topic

* Max Tears +700

* Offense +10

* Luck +5

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Books – Why Picard Would Kick Kirk’s bum in a Fight (combat) / Coat Hangers: A Buyer’s Guide (rollover) – both from Banneds Ignoble.

Why Picard Would Kick Kirk’s bum in a Fight

* Max Processing Power +200

* Offense +17

Coat Hangers: A Buyer’s Guide

* Charisma +20

* Luck +4

* Max Sexiness +150

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Computers – Gigabitz Supercomputer from ProbeWare

* Max Ego +200

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Fetishes – Used Adult Diaper (combat) from Electric Fence or

* Max Douchebaggery +1208

* Defense +70

* Offense +22

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Glbumes – Versnatche Earbleeders, from spex offender, or if you’re a troll and dumb, ViewMaster Goggles from The Electric Fence

Versnatche Earbleeders:

* Max Sexiness +600

* Charisma +25

* Offense +18

* Defense +12

ViewMaster Goggles:

* Offense +14

* Charisma +14

* Max Douchebaggery +450

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Hardware – Transformer Modification from ProbeWare

* Defense +30

* Offense +30

* Luck +20

* Max Processing Power +200

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Lingerie – Hypno-Bra (combat) / Anal Bleaching Thong (rollover), both from Victoria’s Secretions

Hypno-Bra:

* Max Sexiness +458

* Defense +13

* Offense +11

* Charisma +13

* Luck +13

Anal Bleaching Thong:

* Max Sexiness +486

* Offense +12

* Charisma +14

* Luck +14

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Piercings – Piercing Piercing (Def+Off) or Demon Horns (Off+rollover) both from Haute Topic

Piercing Piercing:

* Max Tears +562

* Offense +18

* Defense +16

Demon Horns:

* Max Tears +685

* Offense +22

* Charisma +4

Note – there is a superior piercing available – like Demon Horns with 8 Cha – but only if you don’t get Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde. Not worth it.

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Shoes – Navy SEALskin Heels (Def+Off+rollover) or Crippled Lotus™ Foot Binding Kit (Off) both from ICCC

Navy SEALskin Heels

* Max Sexiness +141

* Offense +9

* Defense +9

* Luck +9

Crippled Lotus™ Foot Binding Kit

* Max Sexiness +145

* Offense +10

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Special – Master Ball (combat) from kyoubai/Ppwn, Batman’s Utility Belt (rollover) from ICCC

Master Ball:

* Max Ego +48

* Offense +23

* Defense +33

Batman’s Utility Belt:

* Max Ego +95

* Offense +8

* Defense +8

* Luck +6

* Charisma +19

Unborn Baby Brother in Formaldehyde – Available as a one-time purchase to Emo Kids in Act III

* Max Ego +113

* Offense +40

* Defense +40

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Tattoos – Gore/Lieberman 2010 Tattoo (combat) / Low-Res Tattoo (rollover), both from Haute Topic

Gore-Lieberman ‘00:

* Max Tears +459

* Offense +12

* Defense +12

Low Resolution Tattoo:

* Max Tears +330

* Luck +8

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Lady Banhammer Posted:

Hon, the Navy SEALskin Heels are better than that, by 10 sexiness.

And if you’re using Offense as the best stat, you get one more point from the Crippled Lotus™ Foot Binding Kit, along with 145 sexiness but no other stats.

Oh right, thanks! I’ll edit those in.

Better special item for rollover is the 4D Rubik’s Cube

* Max Ego +200

* Charisma +38

* Offense +15

* Defense +15

* Luck +12

Don’t know that those are in any store though… I got one ‘cause I provided the picture Log in to see images!