Some people say to me, they say Celerysteve, why do you do it? Why are you the hero of Forumwarz? What drives you day in and day out to provide forumwarz with your quality content?

I scowl. I mock them for asking. I grab them by the scruff of the neck and show them a thread – a thread like this one.

They try to turn away, try to avert their eyes. I say, “You look damn you, look. You see what they do? You see the kind of threads they make left to their own device?”

Usually by then they’re screaming in horror, begging for me to stop. The boringness of the thread has changed them. It’s tainted their soul. It is then they know, because it is the only way they can know. They know why I do it… and they are grateful.

to be fair his ‘i will draw **** for you’ thread is way above average

You fabulous persons wish you could make threads as good as mine.

Johnald The Robot Posted:

OBSESSED

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

it is also in cd where he isnt busy trying to troll people by being a bad poster

i mean his thread count is almost as high as my post count it is the internet equivalent of throwing **** at a wall and seeing what sticks i guess if you consider that heroic then more power to you

What’s your diet like? You seem to have really unsticky ****.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

cs you know that thread you made where you post the things you werent going to post

protip if your instinct is to not post something then dont post it ever

advanced protip dont post

hth

Physician heal thyself.

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

yeah thats the sort of gem that you should bury in your little sandbox of rejected posts cs

I appreciate you saying my male reproductive organ is a gem, but that’s no way to refer to your mother.