Celerysteve Posted:

Please. I take complete credit for the change, in spite of your best efforts.

I’m like the Rosa Parks of that movement.

Celerysteve Posted:

I’m like the Rosa Parks of that movement.

direct me to one thing that you have posted that you think has actual value and i will disagree with you

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

direct me to one thing that you have posted that you think has actual value and i will disagree with you

Shhh. Let’s play the game where we see how long you can be quiet.

Celerysteve Posted:

Shhh. Let’s play the game where we see how long you can be quiet.

yeah this post was definitely worth making keep it up champ

Celerysteve Posted:

no u

right i forgot i was the one claiming to make valuable posts thanks for calling me out on that

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

right i forgot i was the one claiming to make valuable posts thanks for calling me out on that

In this case it would be of great value, as the statement in and of itself may not seem extremely profound on the surface level, but it is in the pertinence that it is applied that makes it truly imperative. You see, it is the sheer poignancy and finesse of such a simple statement, well-executed, that grants it much more merit than any strongly-worded rebumal.

bobthesqueakyweasel presents a day in the life of celerysteve

wow posts around here have sure been getting better lately since i took a short break from posting quite so often i bet things will improve even more if i make a post commenting on this fact

whats this somebody thinks that i am a bad poster i will show him i will claim that i am the cause for this noted improvement

he didnt fall for it how can this guy still think my posts are worthless let me be vaguely condescending without actually making a real argument maybe that will convince him otherwise

hmm i dont know why but that didnt work maybe i should use a few words to let him know that he is failing to do something that he never intended to do

forsooth that endeavor did not triumph in the manner we so desired now let us consult our onomasticon to construct further meaningless contentions utilizing utterances which are far beyond our authentic capacity to apprehend oops i meant to say that i will make an extremely wordy post lauding the virtues of being concise because that will be so delightfully absurd just confused myself there a little haha

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

oh dear i never realized the level of genius i was dealing with please forgive me oh mighty celerysteve

just kidding try to proofread your posts in the future when you are trying to bumert intellectual superiority tia

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BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

a day in the life of celerysteve

i thought the bold would get your attention but i probably should have underlined it too sorry

stop talking