bobthesqueakyweasel presents a day in the life of celerysteve

wow posts around here have sure been getting better lately since i took a short break from posting quite so often i bet things will improve even more if i make a post commenting on this fact

whats this somebody thinks that i am a bad poster i will show him i will claim that i am the cause for this noted improvement

he didnt fall for it how can this guy still think my posts are worthless let me be vaguely condescending without actually making a real argument maybe that will convince him otherwise

hmm i dont know why but that didnt work maybe i should use a few words to let him know that he is failing to do something that he never intended to do

forsooth that endeavor did not triumph in the manner we so desired now let us consult our onomasticon to construct further meaningless contentions utilizing utterances which are far beyond our authentic capacity to apprehend oops i meant to say that i will make an extremely wordy post lauding the virtues of being concise because that will be so delightfully absurd just confused myself there a little haha