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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

god this thread makes me ashamed I worked on ep 3. I feel bad these files you guys are grinding for are so awful.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

whack-a-mole-off.exec

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Luck +18

* Defense +18

* Frugality +18

* Charisma +18

Sells for 8.6M

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Fortunato Posted:

god this thread makes me ashamed I worked on ep 3. I feel bad these files you guys are grinding for are so awful.

This. Although I’m glad that people like some of our .moar names.

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Inconnu Posted:

This. Although I’m glad that people like some of our .moar names.

The names are the best thing about the moars.

It’s understandable that a lot of files suck but the main problem is that most stats except Offense are still pretty much useless. Actually you don’t really need good moars at all to play the game. Even a re-re without top gear can beat at level 69 almost all forums without consumables. You probably need middle-rate moars to get your 3 lemons if you play dom but those are cheap.

Luck is only needed to get better moars and deliveries, but hey, like I said you can do without good moars and who really needs flezz except to buy better equipment that you don’t really need? (And the best way to grind flezz requires low luck… )

Defense is more or less useless, Charisma is only good for better deliveries but it’s capped, so you don’t have an advantage if you pwn forums of high enough level and who needs flezz anyway… Frugality is only useful if you want to buy really expensive stuff (but who needs that… ), the cap for selling stuff for the highest price in the Ppwn Shoppe is very low (at 10 I think). And Upkeep, well put measly 20 points into it and Bruce Bear will starve to death…

But it’s good that all stats besides Offense are useless because there is no easy way to change your stats (an equipment likewise). Using Haxlrose is a HUGE pain in the bum, it requires over 150 clicks and you have to rearrange your combat toolbar…

So yeah, I’ve never really bothered spading moar files. I grind some to sell them with a few alts but only because I want to do something with the visits and being rich feels good, not that I actually buy stuff with my wealth. Log in to see images!

/rant

Phuquit

Avatar: 164203 2010-11-10 22:19:30 -0500
39

[pizza party]

Level 69 Troll

Call your Mother. Is it too much to ask

Amasius Posted:

...Charisma is only good for better deliveries but it’s capped…

I’m not even sure that this is true any more.

My camwhore has sick charisma. I get Phone Books as delivery items for pwning 7/11 (lvl 8 forum).

Also, she’s been grinding for moars since scully’s contest ended. Yet despite not having a streak higher than 1 for months, she’s only just outside the top 10 overall on the fans’ leaderboard. Hell – she doesn’t even get 10K fans from 7/11, but still she’s making a net gain and climbing the leaderboard.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Amasius Posted:

The names are the best thing about the moars.

It’s understandable that a lot of files suck but the main problem is that most stats except Offense are still pretty much useless.

Yeah, that’s more or less the heart of the problem. Any .moar that doesn’t have an Offense modifier, no matter how good it is in other categories, is pretty much a worthless reward for the grind.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

msg Posted:

Also I found a 37 piece music file in The Hook, queef.noiz

600 drops and I haven’t found 1, I guess I have to do more spading here Log in to see images!

Orifice

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

So… looks like the RNG likes me today. 8 visits, 56 drops, 5 of them were belgium pieces. I got 2 on consecutive threads at one point… only one new piece, but it’d be nice if the belgian drought I’ve been would stop, and this is a decent start.

I wonder if it’s related to switching luck value… probably a correlation/causation conflation to say that I changed my luck and then my luck changed, but it did happen that way.

Not immediately, it’s been 100 drops since I changed the value, but it still makes me wonder if there’s some kind of “all mined out” effect after you’ve been running with the same luck value for 500+ drops.

Orifice

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Also…

Ernie-Anastos-****ing-A-Chicken.pr0n

* Defense +10

* Luck +16

* Frugality +10

* Charisma +10

* Offense +16

* Max Douchebaggery +250

Not terrible, but it’s basically just Kenuahu Islands with a little less in every stat. Also has fewer pieces I guess. Sells for 74K.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Orifice Posted:

So… looks like the RNG likes me today. 8 visits, 56 drops, 5 of them were belgium pieces. I got 2 on consecutive threads at one point… only one new piece, but it’d be nice if the belgian drought I’ve been would stop, and this is a decent start.

I wonder if it’s related to switching luck value… probably a correlation/causation conflation to say that I changed my luck and then my luck changed, but it did happen that way.

Not immediately, it’s been 100 drops since I changed the value, but it still makes me wonder if there’s some kind of “all mined out” effect after you’ve been running with the same luck value for 500+ drops.

Sounds like a complex programming effort, which would be entirely unnecessary and prolly too much work given how many simple things get abandoned here…

Charisma was NOT capped for Deliveries, Deliveries themselves used to be capped, in theory with a high enough Charisma you would have been able to get max deliveries grinding level 1 Forums. It is however fantastic for Fan saving as Phuquit said.

Also, if the file pieces and rarity had any connection to their stats then grinding them would be more exciting. I still have no idea how Bonsai got spaded so fast, but such great things spaded so quickly led to everything worse being crap. At first we would have been plenty happy to see +10 Off on most files while now that’s useless.

Orifice

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Dunatis Posted:

Sounds like a complex programming effort, which would be entirely unnecessary and prolly too much work given how many simple things get abandoned here…

That’s what makes me think I’m just paranoid, and seeing intent where there’s only fluke.

Dunatis Posted:

Also, if the file pieces and rarity had any connection to their stats then grinding them would be more exciting. I still have no idea how Bonsai got spaded so fast, but such great things spaded so quickly led to everything worse being crap. At first we would have been plenty happy to see +10 Off on most files while now that’s useless.

Agreed… the first big PinkFloyd-killer (Habanero bumcrack podcast) only had 5 pieces. Colonel Sanders isn’t all that hard to grind (I’m working on my second copy to start selling them from my main), if the mbumively multipart files are going to be crappy then there’s no point in spading them or grinding for them, and we don’t get a slow revelation of gradually better and better files as grinding progresses.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

For spading, RAM EATING MEMORY LEAK.exec and SecreSecure Known Vulnerabilities (by Severity).sprd are now easier, since they’re on the latest buildr forum (Large Hadron whatever whatever)

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

man-man Posted:

For spading, RAM EATING MEMORY LEAK.exec and SecreSecure Known Vulnerabilities (by Severity).sprd are now easier, since they’re on the latest buildr forum (Large Hadron whatever whatever)

Erm, Secre has already been spaded. There’s one up on Kyoubai at the moment.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Erm, Secre has already been spaded. There’s one up on Kyoubai at the moment.

So has RAM but at 22 Off, it’s tied for highest Offense boost from a Program .moar with Bonsai Buddy, only now it’s possibly more available.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Amasius Posted:

It’s understandable that a lot of files suck but the main problem is that most stats except Offense are still pretty much useless.

Well, I guess it’s not only about the game, it’s about us. Remember Diablo II – how many items out of those showing some pretty good rates on Battlenet market you considered utterly useless? How many technologies in Master of Orion you skipped simply because they are not good enough?

Since we don’t care about flezz, once we got according peen, Offense in the only parameter needed to be effective. Actually, high offense does help, because those seconds wasted on the extra turn while pwning could mean difference between winning medal and losing it. And since powerplayers always want the best, we only require the highest Offense possible.

So, when high Offense is then only value – no wonder we’re dissatisfied with 95% of .moars.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Erm, Secre has already been spaded. There’s one up on Kyoubai at the moment.

You’d think I would have checked that. You’d be wrong Log in to see images!

Nevertheless, they’re not unique to one story forum any more. Substitute spading for “getting one” and what I said holds true.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Hey defense fans!

Music Inspired By The Motion Picture Schindler’s List As Performed By Weird Al Y

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Defense +55

* Max Ego +300

* Charisma +13

Sells for 10M

I guess the name is too long – it cuts off in my items list at ‘Y’ as above.

Malaise edited this message on 05/18/2010 3:55AM

Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Malaise Posted:

Hey defense fans!

*Crickets*

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

pornography in HD (kinda gross).pr0n

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Defense +12

* Max Sexiness +250

* Luck +12

* Max Ego +270

* Frugality +10

* Offense +12

Sells for 13M

Doc_Holliday

Avatar: 85846 Fri Nov 21 20:09:23 -0500 2008
18

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I'm your ****leberry.

It’s kind of funny at this point. I’ve got 272Off/274Def without a single point invested in defense (save the freebie YLS upgrades), and very few “confirmed” files left to get to max out my character save a more rounded picture file than HomeGrowOp for +13 Off. vOv

Doc_Holliday edited this message on 05/18/2010 6:02AM
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