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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I seem to remember an issue like that (one piece being particularly difficult to find) back during Ep3 testing. The reason, as explained to me by ET, and if I’m remembering the correct issue (which I quite likely may not be), is that the randomization algorithm is partially based on the number of active players at the time of your pwning. Since there were very few active players in the test environment, it was biasing towards some numbers. ET tweaked the code to not be as dependent on it, but if you’re doing most of your pwning at the same time, mterek, try shifting that time by several hours and see if your drop numbers change.

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

mterek, I’ve noticed this with that same file too but regardless of my luck (or my time of day) it is always piece #1 that lags for me. I have pretty much always been between 1 and 40 for luck though. Maybe I’ll use a hacker there for a month or so and see the results.

Actually now that I think about it, I have also found that piece #2 of Habanero bumcrack badly lags over several alts at wildly different luck levels and in different forums.

Piece #1 29

Piece #2 17

Piece #3 22

Piece #4 31

Piece #5 23

Those are the numbers for my ultra high luck Brittania grinder over a couple months. They have actually tightened up a bit since I checked last.

Fiasco edited this message on 05/14/2010 8:15PM

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

sex.list(do not call these guyz!!1).sprd

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Luck +13

* Max Sexiness +162

* Max Ego +179

* Charisma +13

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

binaural-beats-loop-promotes-energy-wakefulness-alertness.lstn

* Luck +7

* Frugality +9

* Charisma +9

* Max Processing Power +228

* Offense +7

Apparently for some reason I didn’t have this listed in my own personal lists, but I noticed it didn’t have stats and that I actually had one ready to go Log in to see images!

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Two more worthless files:

guys that look like my dad.leer

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Defense +5

* Max Ego +23

* Frugality +8

taste test chicken or turkey THE RESULTS ARE SUPRISING.leer

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Defense +5

* Luck +2

* Max Ego +26

* Offense +9

Both sell for 8.6M

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Ok – this is it for Canadia.

Insanely fast Windows Vista reboot SPEEDRUN – 9 mins 31 secs!!! (PART 1).divy

Condition: 100% – Mint

* Defense +13

* Luck +13

* Max Processing Power +304

Sells for 9.1M

Irony Ltd

Avatar: Crying Painting

[Island of Avalon]

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

A .moar haiku

moars they disappoint

Stats are low

Seeking something better

Irony Ltd edited this message on 05/15/2010 2:41AM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Irony Ltd Posted:

A .moar haiku

moars they disappoint

Stats are low

Seeking something better

I thought haiku were supposed to have 7 syllables on the middle line.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Disappointment mounts:

Another moar file revealed

Belgian redemption?

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Both of yours also have 6 syllables in the last line instead of 5.

Belgian desire

not another ****ty file

like all the others

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Dunatis Posted:

Both of yours also have 6 syllables in the last line instead of 5.

Belgian desire

not another ****ty file

like all the others

Belgian Redemption = Bel-Jan Re-Demp-Shun = 5 syllables, no?

That said, the actual Japanese rules don’t use syllables, they use mora, and that makes some syllables worth more towards the 5/7/5 count than others.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
80

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

I think you’re saying it Bel-gee-an, Dunatis.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

Or re-demp-ti-on?

Either way it is a scathing indictment of the Alberta school system.

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

The turn of the tide?

The Coffee Table Book of Erotic Skywriting.gawk

* Defense +10

* Max Ego +340

* Frugality +20

* Charisma +14

* Offense +20

11K

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Malaise Posted:

Or re-demp-ti-on?

Either way it is a scathing indictment of the Alberta school system.

Nope! Joseph was right, I was saying Bel-gee-an. And as for the Albertan school system, the provincial government has been doing it’s damnedest to make Alberta into the closest thing Canada has to the US…

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Also I found a 37 piece music file in The Hook, queef.noiz

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

msg Posted:

The turn of the tide?

The Coffee Table Book of Erotic Skywriting.gawk

* Defense +10

* Max Ego +340

* Frugality +20

* Charisma +14

* Offense +20

11K

A turn indeed, where did this gem come from?

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Netbangaz Online, 26 pieces

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

30 Years of Computers Screaming at Each Other: An Anthology of Techno.hear

* Defense +6

* Frugality +8

* Charisma +8

* Max Processing Power +193

69K

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Don King Gets His bum Kicked (Boxer Rebellion).divy

* Luck +16

* Max Ego +212

* Defense +16

* Offense +16

* Frugality +16

* Charisma +16

21 pieces, 2.1M

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