Oh well.

Sheltering from the ancient ways of betrayal. Losing is terrible business for winning the lonely survivorlator. Many are those that throw stones in a stone house, but what about the paper-mache? It can form things with agility in space. I shall miss whom leaves, like sanitation of the marbles of joy in despair. Sad are the robots of aptitude. Sad!

How Tribal Councils will work:

I’ll start a thread starting the council. Until I do, you’re free to strategize among yourselves for you who you want to vote out. I’ll ask as always for summaries of behind-the-scenes plotting so I can add it to the blog. Once I start the thread, though, I ask you to stop any private discussions. Pretend you’re sitting there in front of everyone.

Since, unlike the actual show, we can’t do this real-time with everyone there, in my OP I’m going to ask a bunch of conversation-starter questions. Jump in and comment whenever you can. If I ask someone specific a question, please, that specific person(s), answer it.

When I think the time is right I’ll tell you it’s time to vote. At that time, TM me with who you want to vote out, and any comments you want to say to the “camera”. Once I receive ALL the votes, I’ll come back to the council, read them, and boot the player from the klan. If you’re the one booted and you didn’t get to see the vote counts (or anything else from before you were kicked) and would like to, TM me and I’ll catch you up.

I’ll try to give a time-frame for “the tribal council will be wrapped up by such-and-such a time”, so if you know in advance you won’t be around at that time you can TM me your vote before you have to go.

CaptainDDL Posted:

I figured I’d go ahead and ask…you posted who won the box challenge, but no details! Log in to see images!

This.

Also, is it possible to make judge votes more precise and categorized (like they do in ice skating, for instance), so that each team would know exactly where it has succeeded or why did it fail any particular task, and could work on improvement.

I’ve been working on the tribal council OP, and man, I’m such a hard-bum. I feel more like Donald Trump than Jeff Probst.

I’m taking the approach of “This is what I would ask the people on the show if I could, but Jeff can’t ‘cause he doesn’t know everything that’s going on. I do, so let me be the voice of the fan, too.”

I feel evil.

The magnitude of duress in unpossible and equitable in honesty’s garden.

You mean I’m not a celebrity? Also, did Inconnu compare me – unfavourably – to a figure skating judge?

Malaise Posted:

You mean I’m not a celebrity? Also, did Inconnu compare me – unfavourably – to a figure skating judge?

ILU3<sssjlkaa:happLog in to see images!:eyeb1ows:

(He means to say that you aren’t Lady Gaga, Charlie Sheen or Kanye West Log in to see images! Jimmy teh Re-Re edited this message on 03/19/2010 7:29PM

TiVostickying this thread because of its entertaining and changing nature. Also the feastured contest on Forumwarz.

All that and I am a sucker for Survivor.

dobnits Posted:

TiVostickying this thread because of its entertaining and changing nature. Also the feastured contest on Forumwarz.

All that and I am a sucker for Survivor.

Whoa no wonder I had trouble finding it this morning.

One tip to viewers: If you really want to see it like the real Survivor, avoid this thread and looking at the klan memberships (I know, practically impossible) until the blog is published. Because when I publish the blog you’ll be able to see it unfold just like the seasons do, with what goes on at camps before and after challenges, how the tribal councils go, etc.