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UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

MC Banhammer Posted:

UnlimitedTyyppi, how much does that hurt at this point of the game?

I was surprised I did as well as I did, being a newer player in what seemed to be a challenge about more of the history of Forumwarz. I think “hurt” is the wrong word, but naturally I could have done something a bit better, which bugs me a bit. Still I got lucky with the answers, so I am generally happy with the result.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Actually I’d like to ask that question of everyone. Only one person sent in multiple submissions. Did no one else think it would be a good idea?

I were able to keep track on server time all through the challenge, especially for the last ten minutes, and really saw no need to send multiples.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Swine, you missed the challenge. I know you weren’t “feeling well” and so couldn’t participate — having seen it, how do you think you would have done?

I’m upset because upon seeing the challenge, I have a hard set feeling that I could have aced it. I’m disappointed in that fact, but have learned it’s better not to live with regrets.

Jimmy teh Re-
-Re

Avatar: 93129 Sun Jun 07 02:47:39 -0400 2009
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Re-Re

MC Banhammer Posted:

That was a close one. Jimmy, you won that by only one point over UnlimitedTyyppi. Did you have any idea when you submitted that you were that close?

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(Jimmy actually thought he was going to do better than he did, but finally won his first immunity even if it was because plk was off by a few minutes…

He’ll just have to take when he can get I suppose, though he did enjoy the challenge itself)

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

bumonz?

bumonz?

Uh-oh. bumonz seems to have pbumed out by the fire. The strain of a real-time challenge must have gotten to him.

I’m giving him another 10 minutes or so to recover, otherwise I’m calling in medical.

[So smoothly]

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

MC Banhammer Posted:

bumonz?

bumonz?

Uh-oh. bumonz seems to have pbumed out by the fire. The strain of a real-time challenge must have gotten to him.

I’m giving him another 10 minutes or so to recover, otherwise I’m calling in medical.

[So smoothly]

What a shocking development.

[posting so I don’t get declared dead at the scene]

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Damn it.

Medical, please come in and carry this body away. Try to revive it for the jury, would you? That’s a good medical team.

We have the best medical team.

Well guys, looks like one of you may have lucked out. Get back to your beach, I’ll see you there shortly for your next immunity challenge.

End Tribal Council

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Tribal Council Begins

Everyone grabs their bumes. You can see man-man wearing the immunity necklace.

Now we’ll bring in our Jury: Fran, Crazy_Smurf, Nicco, and spacekadt. bumonz, medically evacuated at the last tribal council, is not here. More on that in a moment. Jury, I’ll remind you that you’re not supposed to talk to the players, you’re here only to listen. I would ask the same from the viewers; please don’t interject your own comments which could interfere with how the game is played, and remember this is a non-trolling contest.

Well first some bad news. It looks like bumonz’ medical condition has worsened, and it’s unclear when he’ll be able to rejoin us at ANY future tribal councils. However, I have talked to him. He’s in high spirits, if slightly confused, and even if he’s unable to attend the final tribal, he WILL vote for the winner.

Okay, on to happier things: man-man, iirc this is your first immunity idol win. I think it’s your third overall including the tribal ones when you were on TribeGirl. As the last TribeGirl member standing, that’s got to feel pretty good, huh?

plk: For the second challenge in a row you missed winning by four minutes! I trust this isn’t some sort of diabolical plan?

Jimmy, Typpii, swine: With the only remaining TribeGirl member safe from the vote, you’re going to have to vote out another original Two Girls One Tribe member. Any of you feeling particularly vulnerable tonight? Anything you’re trying to do to save your bums?

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

MC Banhammer Posted:

plk: For the second challenge in a row you missed winning by four minutes! I trust this isn’t some sort of diabolical plan?

...

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Jimmy teh Re-
-Re

Avatar: 93129 Sun Jun 07 02:47:39 -0400 2009
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Re-Re

MC Banhammer Posted:

Jimmy, Typpii, swine: With the only remaining TribeGirl member safe from the vote, you’re going to have to vote out another original Two Girls One Tribe member. Any of you feeling particularly vulnerable tonight? Anything you’re trying to do to save your bums?

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(The closer we get to the end, the more paranoid my son feels. He’s sweating a bit more and has even less bowel control than usual… Kissing his own bum goodbye will be rather unsanitary at this point but he has high hopes for lasting at least a little while longer)

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Jimmy, Typpii, swine: With the only remaining TribeGirl member safe from the vote, you’re going to have to vote out another original Two Girls One Tribe member. Any of you feeling particularly vulnerable tonight? Anything you’re trying to do to save your bums?

Feeling vulnerable at this point of the game is nothing surprising, but I have to say I am quite happy at the position I am in right now. Of course I am still doing all I can to keep that position secure, I doubt just sitting put and praying for good luck is never a good idea.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

MC Banhammer Posted:

swine: With the only remaining TribeGirl member safe from the vote, you’re going to have to vote out another original Two Girls One Tribe member. Any of you feeling particularly vulnerable tonight? Anything you’re trying to do to save your bums?

At this stage in the game all bets are off. I have no real strategy other than shoot for the stars.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

MC Banhammer Posted:

man-man, iirc this is your first immunity idol win. I think it’s your third overall including the tribal ones when you were on TribeGirl. As the last TribeGirl member standing, that’s got to feel pretty good, huh?

Had immunity after the first individual challenge. Designed me some good flag/furnitures.

But yeah… it’s pretty cool. Like me. I am pretty cool you guys. Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Never claimed I had the best memory.

All right. Time to vote.

man-man, you’re up.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 05/07/2010 4:04PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

I’ll go tally the votes.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

/me returns.

If anyone has a hidden immunity idol and wants to use it, this is the last tribal council you’ll be able to play it in, and now’s the time to play it.

The players look at each other. Finally, plk stands up, walks over to me, and hands me a small idol. She then sits down.

The rules of Survivor state that if anyone plays a hidden immunity idol, any votes against that person will not count, and the person with the next highest number of votes will go home. This is a hidden immunity idol. Any votes cast against plk during this tribal council will not count.

I’ll read the votes.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

First vote: Jimmy

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jimmy.

That’s two votes Jimmy.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Swine.

That’s two votes Jimmy, one vote Swine.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Swine.

That’s two votes Jimmy, two votes Swine.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The fourteenth person voted out, and the sixth member of our Jury:

Jimmy.

Jimmy, please bring me your bum.

/me puckers Jimmy’s bum, and kisses it goodbye.

The tribe has spoken. It’s time for you to go.

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