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Sarcasm Inc

Avatar: 124937 2010-01-24 16:34:47 -0500
18.65"
22

[pizza party]

Level 69 Hacker

Not needed anymore now that we have the SarcMark

Hurfy Durfday.
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:00AM
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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
27.83"
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Happy birthday et.
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:01AM
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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
17.1"
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

BobTheSqueakyWeasel Posted:

Happy birthday, Evil Trout.
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:05AM
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Re-Retard

Avatar: Baby Typing
18.86"
52

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Sarcasm Inc Posted:

Hurfy Durfday.
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:13AM
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SuperSonic

Avatar: 148701 2010-01-03 11:24:25 -0500
9.85"
21

[WeChall]

Level 43 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Here’s to the trout we all know to be Evil.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Folks, today is a special, special day! On the eighth day of sMarch, twenty-something years ago, Our Lord and Savior SATAN floated down to Earth from Hellven in order to, as he put it, “Stick my red-hot male reproductive organ in something.”

He splash-landed in the Milford Bay Trout Farm, whereupon he paddled about in the warm, fishy water for several moments. And then, as legend has it, along swam a female Rainbow Trout that was, in the divine words of The Dark One, “****able.”

And Satan did fornicate with the fish, in a fashion most anal. And lo, it was good.

Several months later, the trout prematurely bum-hatched a cluster of “deviled eggs,” one of which was to become Evil Trout: the Forumwarz creator and site moderator we all know and tolerate!

Folks, why not take this moment to show your appreciation for E.T. and all of his hard work? Wish him a “happy b-day,” give him some virtual birthday beats (knees to the groin preferably) and if you’re feeling generous, saddle on up to the Brownie Bar and buy him an E-Pint™! Much like Brazilian automobiles and collegiate date-enjoy, Forumwarz is fueled entirely by alcohol.

Happy b-day, Evil Trout!

Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:15AM
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phantom_glee

Avatar: Corset 2
12.19"
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

happy birthday!
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:29AM
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Drakodan

Avatar: 57623 2010-05-29 20:03:09 -0400
18.41"
15

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Surfing the Tubes

Happy Birthday, ET!
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:31AM
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crovax1234

Avatar: 4582 2010-02-23 19:23:15 -0500
8.38"
5

[Board of Directors]

Level 69 Troll

Gambling addict extraordinaire

Happy Birthday!
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:43AM
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man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
18.61"
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

This looks legit

Posting sincere birthday well-wishes for peen
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:47AM
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Fiorine

Avatar: 48716 Mon Nov 17 03:55:14 -0500 2008
20.4"
73

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Happy Birthday, ET!
Posted On: 03/08/2010 4:52AM
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g7parsh

Avatar: 119206 2010-03-02 23:21:21 -0500
11.13"
9

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Happy Birthday! Log in to see images!

Posted On: 03/08/2010 5:44AM
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Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
40.42"
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

Happy birthday, ET! Log in to see images!

Posted On: 03/08/2010 5:54AM
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Deejay-Bukka-
ke

Avatar: Poison Warning Sign
9.89"
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

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Posted On: 03/08/2010 5:54AM
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MiscMentagon-
Unkown

Avatar: Server Hacker
7.42"
4

[Island of Avalon]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Happy Birthday, Evil Trout.Log in to see images!

Posted On: 03/08/2010 6:05AM
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spongebob-sc-
out

Avatar: 96536 Mon Sep 07 13:08:51 -0400 2009
10.41"
8

[WeChall]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Streaks are really important :sarc:

Habby Pirthday!
Posted On: 03/08/2010 6:13AM
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Moodburger

Avatar: Dust Mite
14.17"
17

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Happy Birth Daaaaaaaang.

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Posted On: 03/08/2010 6:22AM
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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
26.35"
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Happy E-Peen Birthday, ET!
Posted On: 03/08/2010 6:38AM
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**** Corp

Avatar: Tight Skirt
12.11"
11

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

/flirty camwhore B’day wishes
Posted On: 03/08/2010 7:00AM
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man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
18.61"
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I just got the Veteran peen… did I join on ET’s birthday?
Posted On: 03/08/2010 7:09AM
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Techno_Viking

Avatar: 171243 2010-01-29 08:14:52 -0500
18.28"
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 59 Troll

PRETTY MUCH MERC 2.O

hbd Log in to see images!

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