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Watermelon [CLOSED] Two things.

XpiK

Avatar: 156676 2010-03-25 16:17:40 -0400

Level 42 Camwhore

I have sex with fish!!!!

1. My character isn’t gaining experience anymore. Is this because I bought 69 forum visits?

2. (ep 3 spoiler) Shallow Esophagus told me to look around some lower-level forums to find a contact of his. I’ve pwned all of the forums, in order of difficulty, up to Paranoia Panorama. Am I doing something wrong or should I just keep going?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

“Shallow Esophagus has asked you to track down an old bumociate of his.

He suggests you sniff around in some low-level forums.”

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

She’s saying that the sniffing part is a clue for you get it?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Like that there is something you have which is known for sniffing. Like some sort of animal or something maybe idk what whatever sniffs these days.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Think about what kind of animals are known for sniffing and maybe tie that in with some kind of reference bumociated with forumwarz. Think for a minute, what kind of animal is known for having a good nose and SNIFFS?

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

In answer to question one; I have never heard of a cheater character not earning cred. Are you absolutely sure that you are not gaining experience?

Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
53

[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks

XpiK Posted:

1. My character isn’t gaining experience anymore. Is this because I bought 69 forum visits?

As far as I can see, you have gained cred. It takes some time to level up if you only do low level forums.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

was Posted:

In answer to question one; I have never heard of a cheater character not earning cred. Are you absolutely sure that you are not gaining experience?

Well he’s not stuck at 100m exp, which was the EP2 max.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Fran Posted:

Well he’s not stuck at 100m exp, which was the EP2 max.

Yes I noticed that, but we can’t be sure when they purchased 69 visits.

XpiK

Avatar: 156676 2010-03-25 16:17:40 -0400

Level 42 Camwhore

I have sex with fish!!!!

Adapt Posted:

Like that there is something you have which is known for sniffing. Like some sort of animal or something maybe idk what whatever sniffs these days.

Oh, ****, right. Thanks, guys. XD *dense*

XpiK

Avatar: 156676 2010-03-25 16:17:40 -0400

Level 42 Camwhore

I have sex with fish!!!!

Ger-Man Posted:

As far as I can see, you have gained cred. It takes some time to level up if you only do low level forums.

I’m pretty sure I haven’t gotten any since I bought the forum visits, which was earlier tonight. I’d already hit level 35 by then.

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

If you just bought forum visits it should be fairly easy to test. Note your starting cred and go pwn Fanfiction Freaks and see if it changes. (You can pick any forum obviously, but that one gives a good return and I don’t know your build. If you have game dolphin anything is fine.)

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

XpiK Posted:

I’m pretty sure I haven’t gotten any since I bought the forum visits, which was earlier tonight. I’d already hit level 35 by then.

When did you buy the visits? If you have some left, we could test if you get cred.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Aldo_Anything Posted:

When did you buy the visits? If you have some left, we could test if you get cred.

XpiK Posted:

I’m pretty sure I haven’t gotten any since I bought the forum visits, which was earlier tonight. I’d already hit level 35 by then.

XpiK

Avatar: 156676 2010-03-25 16:17:40 -0400

Level 42 Camwhore

I have sex with fish!!!!

I have 59 left. I haven’t been gaining cred at all.

When you go to buy the 69 forum visits, the warning you get says this:

Just so you know…

You are about to purchase an illegal enhancement.

Illegal enhancements are designed for those who want to get the full Forumwarz experience without spending the time to gradually build up their character.

However, to keep a level playing field with those who play Forumwarz competitively, buying this item will disqualify you from the competitive aspects of the game, specifically Forumwarz Domination, the Leaderboards and our auction house, Kyoubai. But then again, cheaters are the true winners, aren’t they?

Nothing about cred, so…

XpiK

Avatar: 156676 2010-03-25 16:17:40 -0400

Level 42 Camwhore

I have sex with fish!!!!

Aw ****, nevermind, I figured it out.

The forums I was pwning were all low-level, because I was trying to find that contact. So low-level that I can’t gain cred from them anyway. Bah.

Sorry ‘bout that, guys. I’m such a dummyface. D: Thanks for all the help.

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