SO TODAY my bf brought a dead bear (he hunts) into bed with us n wanted me 2 blow the bear while he ****ed its bum wit his 12” male reproductive organ (cause it dont fit very well in my backdoor LOLZ) n i was worried about the helth risks involved n he wanted me 2 sit on teh bears face n rub my clit on its nose 2 get off n i think the bear was recently dead cause it was still warm n it blew a load in my mouth, tasted pretty good, but now that its all over, neway…

MY BF NOW WANTS 2 DO SCO-JO ON ME WHICH IS RUB HIS male reproductive organ IN MY EYE AFTER HE JUST ****ED A DEAD BEAR.

i’m hiding in teh brathroom writing this n i hope he looses his hard on b4 i get out n im scared! HALP!!!!

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He needs a teddy bear.

Call the cops.

Keep the bear.

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I think he’s only going to the bear because you’re not pleasing him.

Try putting out.

I think he’s asking for a bit more than a hug from this bear though.

This is illegal you know. MY CAKE WILL BUURN.

Some men can only become aroused by smelling a part of an animal that has been rubbed in a womans clit. It’s like the woman has marked her teratory with her vag skank. My GF personally finds it empowering to mark her teratory in such a manner. you should should embrace this as it is empowering to women. If you want I can email you some info that will allow your male friend to hollow out the bear carcus and use it as a sexual prop by getting inside it to **** you with the bears own male reproductive organ. he can also preload his own semen into the bear for realistic coming. You don’t have to worry about bear diseases because most of these don’t transfer to humans easily this also means you don’t have to put a condem on the bear which some people find more natural. the most important thing to remember when “bear riding” is to just HAVE FUN

Zibo03 Posted:

Some men can only become aroused by smelling a part of an animal that has been rubbed in a womans clit. It’s like the woman has marked her teratory with her vag skank. My GF personally finds it empowering to mark her teratory in such a manner. you should should embrace this as it is empowering to women. If you want I can email you some info that will allow your male friend to hollow out the bear carcus and use it as a sexual prop by getting inside it to **** you with the bears own male reproductive organ. he can also preload his own semen into the bear for realistic coming. You don’t have to worry about bear diseases because most of these don’t transfer to humans easily this also means you don’t have to put a condem on the bear which some people find more natural. the most important thing to remember when “bear riding” is to just HAVE FUN

LOLZ thx!!!!!!!!!!! this was very informitive. i think my bf wantz 2 put granpa in teh bear body though. but firstr i think he wants 2 fuk teh bears intesteens by cuttin a hole in its stomach. LOLZ.

instead of ur bf makin yur granpa **** u why dont u just have surgury to have a bigger bumhole so he can **** u as hard as he wants and there wont be no blood. i no a rly gud place thatl do it almost 4 free, tubmail me and il tell u it