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Natalie is dead.
I wish i had a a good pen. |
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Posted On: 03/27/2008 10:40PM | View Echuu's Profile | # | ||||||
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You get a good pen—for killing. You go crazy and kill your family, landing yourself in an insane aslyum in which the male doctors enjoy the **** out of you.
I wish someone gave me a rimjob. KellySunshine edited this message on 03/27/2008 10:44PM |
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Posted On: 03/27/2008 10:42PM | View KellySunshine's Profile | # | ||||||
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you land employment sandblasting and painting rims on tractor trailers. years later, you develop cancer from breathing in the toxic combination of refined sand, road grime and old paint. Should have worn that respirator, dude.
I wish i could quit you. Elwood Moose edited this message on 03/27/2008 11:04PM |
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Posted On: 03/27/2008 11:00PM | View Elwood Moose's Profile | # | ||||||
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Elwood Moose Posted:
uh i dont really get “i wish i could quit you” but…
you quit and get amnesia and go back on what you quit on. then a ****ing ufo comes and zaps you so you learn how to make abetter wish.
i wish i could give myself a blowjob.
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:25AM | View bobbanana246's Profile | # | ||||||
Okay, but you great times toxic waste.
I wish Episode 2 came out now. Qebafhzn edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:29AM |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:29AM | View Qebafhzn's Profile | # | ||||||
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Episode 2 comes out… but by coming out, it is really Episode 1 in drag.
I wish the guy who didn’t get my “I wish I could quit you” post gets chosen for the lead role of “Brokeback Mountain.. the musical”. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:32AM | View Elwood Moose's Profile | # | ||||||
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Elwood Moose Posted:
He does. Along with you. I wish I could control the fabric of time and space. Rasta-Theclown edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:34AM |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:33AM | View Rasta-Theclown's Profile | # | ||||||
Okay, but it is only the Fabric of Kawtun.
I wish you could have orgies in this game. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:40AM | View Qebafhzn's Profile | # | ||||||
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We can.. unfortunately it is the worlds largest sausage party..and it’s in your living room.
I wish my Log in to see images! Elwood Moose edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:47AM |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:46AM | View Elwood Moose's Profile | # | ||||||
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In fulfillment of your wish, there was a horrible error in which you swapped gurneys with a sex rebumignment surgery patient. Well, at least you can’t tell that it’s crooked anymore.
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:49AM | View JEHOVAH IS AN AL...'s Profile | # | ||||||
You discover you are allergic to rabbits.
I wish trolls weren’t 3/4 of the FW population. Qebafhzn edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:51AM |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:50AM | View Qebafhzn's Profile | # | ||||||
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Now they’re 4/4 of the FW population. I hope you’re happy.
I wish I had something better to do |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 10:40AM | View Mortanius's Profile | # | ||||||
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you find something better to do: jump off a building onto hard unforgiving concrete.
I wish I could shoop the woop Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 10:46AM | View Lolhats's Profile | # | ||||||
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you shoop the woop but fubunk your buchunk in the process. Messy indeed. I wish I had a bag of jellybeans. |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 10:51AM | View Vince Russo's Profile | # | ||||||
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you get a bag of vomit flavored, poison filled jellybeans and die a long and pinful death
i wish my comera worked so i could post my mammary glands everywhere ;] |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 6:52PM | View xl0vexr0ckx's Profile | # | ||||||
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It does, but the comera explodes in a shower of bad punctuation and film.
I wish the caek wasn’t a lie. Shanty edited this message on 03/28/2008 7:20PM |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 7:19PM | View Shanty's Profile | # | ||||||
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It isn’t a lie. But it’s made out of your puppy.
I wish the next users mom wasn’t so damn ugly. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 12:04AM | View Bill_Murray_Fan_...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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She isn’t seeing as she has DDs.
I wish all fabulous persons would die. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 12:17AM | View KellySunshine's Profile | # | ||||||
They do. Seeing as you’ve wished you weren’t one, you die first, and never know you got both wishes.
I wish episode 2 came online next week. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 12:25AM | View pOOpey's Profile | # | ||||||
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It comes online next week but it kills the internet so you are unable to play it
I wish I could get more sleep |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 12:37AM | View Neurotic Ninja's Profile | # | ||||||