Awesome video game quotes

Joseph of Su-
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Here’s my all time favorite:

”I’ve got Balls of Steel.”

-Duke Nukem

It’s too bad the lost installment of this game will never be released. You can still commererate it, though, with this ~~rare~~ semi-rare file.

DUKE NUKEM FOREVER SCREENSHOT REAL.xpeg

Posted On: 01/14/2010 7:16PM

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Fie

12.05"

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

“Boop.” – The Paddle, Pong.

Posted On: 01/14/2010 7:55PM

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Afterthotz

20.42"

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great.” – GlaDOS

Number 11 on the playlist here.

Man, she was awesome.

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Posted On: 01/14/2010 9:22PM

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Skyman747

13.53"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

“NEEDA DISPENSAH HERE”

-Scout, TF2

Posted On: 01/14/2010 9:37PM

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Fran

26.35"

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Afterthotz Posted:

“Didn’t we have some fun though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘NO WAY!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great.” – GlaDOS

Number 11 on the playlist here.
Man, she was awesome.

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Pretty much all of GlaDOS talk is memorable. I like that one and this one:

“The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and Grief Counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test. Thank you for helping us help you help us all.”
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Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR

43.63"

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

”That hat. That mustache. Well you must be none other than the great LUIGI!” Log in to see images!

Posted On: 01/14/2010 10:02PM

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Adapt

17.1"

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

game over

-all of them

Posted On: 01/14/2010 10:31PM

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swine

25.26"

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Adapt Posted:

game over
-all of them

You are dead – Resident Evil

Also, Referenced here:

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Joseph of Su-
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30.44"

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Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Aldo_Anything Posted:

”That hat. That mustache. Well you must be none other than the great LUIGI!” Log in to see images!

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Other favorites include pretty much anything anyone in StarFox64 has said, ever.
I mean; Pigma Dengar: Daddy screamed REAL good before he died!
Wolf O’Donnell: Can’t let you do that, Star Fox!
Wolf O’Donnell: Don’t get TOO male reproductive organy, Star Fox!

And, my personal favorite:
Cornerian Boss: Wh-Who are you guys?
Fox McCloud: We’re Star Fox!
Cornerian Boss: [Defiantly] You’ll never defeat Androoooooooooooooooooss!
[Giant Explosion. Then, when you think it’s over, another explosion. Best moment of the game, imo.]