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Evil Trout ATTN: ZONBEI

Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

I DON’T THINK YOU’RE A VERY GOOD POSTER. THIS MIGHT STEM FROM THE FACT THAT YOU ARE AN ORPHAN AND MILDLY very special.


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

CALEBS FATHER LEFT HIM WHEN HE WAS TWO YEARS OLD. HE TOLD CALEB HE WAS GOING TO GET POPTARTS BUT IN REALITY HE WAS DRAGGING HIS DEAD MOTHER TO A DUMPSTER BEHIND 7/11.

THEN HE GOT POPTARTS.


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

WHEN CALEB WAS 3 HE WENT TO THE CIRCUS. CALEB LIKED LOOKING AT ALL THE FUNNY CLOWNS AND ANIMALS. THEN HE WAS RAPED BY A CLOWN. THE END.


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

CALEB IS fine upstanding member of society AND fine upstanding member of society

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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

CALEBS ONCE ENTERED A ‘YO MOMMA’ CONTEST BUT WAS DEEPY HURT WHEN HAIR JORDAN WHEN HE SAID ‘ORANGE YOU GLAD I RAPED’ YOU MOM BECAUSE CALEBS MOM WAS DEAD AND HE WAS PRETTY SURE DEAD PEOPLE CANT CONSENT


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

WHEN CALEB GOES TO HIGH SCHOOL HE GREETS ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE BY RAISING HIS FIST IN THE AIR. SOME OTHER WHITE KID TAUGHT HIM THIS AND HE DOESN’T REALIZE IT IS THE BLACK PANTHER SALUTE. THE BLACK PEOPLE HE DOES THIS TO PRETEND TO TOLERATE HIS STUPIDITY BUT IN REALITY THEY ARE PLANNING ON JUMPING HIM IN THE LOCKER ROOM NEXT WEEK.


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

CALEB ONCE OWED A PERSON MONEY AND WAS SCARED BECAUSE HE DIDN’T HAVE ENOUGH TO REPAY ON TIME. SO, IN THIS MOMENT OF WEAKNESS AND PANIC, CALEB SUCKED SEVERAL HOMELESS MEN’S male reproductive organES DOWN BY THE DOCKS IN ORDER TO EARN THE MONEY HE OWED.

HE STILL TASTES THOSE male reproductive organES TO THIS DAY.


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

CALEB HA ADHD AND PANIC ATTACKS.


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

CALEB HA ADHD AND PANIC ATTACKS.

BECAUSE HIS MOM WAS RAPED BY A POLICEMAN WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH HIM


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

CALEB LIKES TO GO TO SLEEPOVERS WITH FRIENDS BECAUSE AFTER EVERYONE FALLS ASLEEP HE TAKES HIS CLOTHES OFF AND PRETENDS TO HAVE GAY SEX WITH HIS SLEEPING FRIENDS

TOO BAD CALEB HAS NO FRIENDS, SO HE DOESN’T GO TO SLEEPOVERS


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

IT’S ACTUALLY KIND OF SAD


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

CALEBS FAVORITE PART OF SCHOOL IS P.E., BECAUSE HE ENJOYS SEEING SCHOOLBOYS JUNK BOUNCE AROUND MERRILY IN THEIR SHORTS.

CALEB IS 34 YEARS OLD.


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

CALEB’S MOTHER KISSES HIM AND TELLS HIM SHE LOVES HIM EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE GOES TO BED, BUT IN REALITY SHE LOOKS AT HIM AS NOTHING BUT A BURDEN AND REGRETS EVER GETTING PREGNANT


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

CALEB TOLD US THAT HE MEASURED HIS male reproductive organ ONCE BECAUSE A GIRL ASKED HIM TO

BY GIRL HE MEANT HIS FATHER, OF COURSE

HE KNOWS NO GIRLS AND NEVER WILL, AND HE CAN’T EVEN GET ANY FROM HIS FATHER ANY MORE


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Macks

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 7 Troll

I want to **** you like an ANIMAL!!!!

CALEB CRIES AS HE MASTURBATES EVERY NIGHT, ****ING A BANANA PEEL THAT HE HAS DRAWN A MUSTACHE ON TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE LIKE A MAN

AFTER HE CLIMAXES HE EATS HIS OWN SEMEN OUT OF THE BANANA PEEL. IT REMINDS HIM OF HIS FATHER.


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

CALEB CAN MOST LIKELY TRACE HIS HOMOSEXUAL, PEDOPHILIC ACTIVITES BACK TO HIS FATHER AND THE TIMES IN WHICH HE WOULD SNEAK INTO HIS ROOM AND PLAY bumORTED GAMES LIKE STICK DADDY’S male reproductive organ IN THE POOPHOLE

CALEB’S MOM PRETENTED NOT TO KNOW, DESPITE IT OCCURING INFRONT OF HER SEVERAL TIMES. SECRETLY SHE HOPED THERE WAS SOME WAY OF DYING DUE TO GAY SEX AND HOPED IT WOULD HAPPEN TO CALEB.


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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

ONE TIME SOMEONE TROLLED CALEB ON IRC AND HE GOT ALL bumHURT.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

CALEB’S TEACHERS TELL HIM HE’S A VERY SMART YOUNG BOY, BUT DEEP DOWN THEY DON’T EXPECT HIM TO MAKE IT THROUGH HIGH SCHOOL, AND THEY STILL MAKE FUN OF HIM IN THE TEACHER’S LOUNGE FOR THE TIME HE URINATED IN HIS PANTS ON BRING YOUR FATHER TO SCHOOL DAY


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Zonbei

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[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 19 Camwhore

I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

Macks Posted:

CALEB’S MOTHER KISSES HIM AND TELLS HIM SHE LOVES HIM EVERY NIGHT BEFORE HE GOES TO BED, BUT IN REALITY SHE LOOKS AT HIM AS NOTHING BUT A BURDEN AND REGRETS EVER GETTING PREGNANT

Actually, that last part is probably true.

Anyways ITT: Fat nerds with no lives, who get their jollies from spending large amounts of time insulting people they don’t know, and being fabulous persons.


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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

CALEB SITS ON FRONT OF THE COMPUTER ALL DAY HOPING HE’LL MAKE HIS FIRST FRIEND, AND IS GENERALLY A VERY NICE GUY BUT IS NOT ACCEPTED AMONG INTERNET COMMUNITIES BECAUSE HE’S BLACK AND HOMOSEXUAL. AFTER REJECTION FROM THE INTERNET HE IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SUICIDE AND SHOULD PROBABLY CALL A HOTLINE, BUT HIS PHONE IS DISCONNECTED BECAUSE HE LIVES IN AN ORPHANAGE AND THEY DONT LIKE LETTING HIM USE THE PHONE.


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