Zonbei Posted:

Actually, that last part is probably true.

Anyways ITT: Fat nerds with no lives, who get their jollies from spending large amounts of time insulting people they don’t know, and being fabulous persons.

hey what’s it like being borderline very special and socially crippled

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nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

CALEB SITS ON FRONT OF THE COMPUTER ALL DAY HOPING HE’LL MAKE HIS FIRST FRIEND, AND IS GENERALLY A VERY NICE GUY BUT IS NOT ACCEPTED AMONG INTERNET COMMUNITIES BECAUSE HE’S BLACK AND HOMOSEXUAL. AFTER REJECTION FROM THE INTERNET HE IS SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING SUICIDE AND SHOULD PROBABLY CALL A HOTLINE, BUT HIS PHONE IS DISCONNECTED BECAUSE HE LIVES IN AN ORPHANAGE AND THEY DONT LIKE LETTING HIM USE THE PHONE.

IN FACT, THE LAST TIME HE TRIED TO USE THE PHONE HE WAS BEATEN AND SODOMIZED REPEATEDLY BY THE ENTIRE STAFF OF THE ORPHANAGE

TWICE

THIS ONE TIME CALEB MADE A NEW FRIEND ON AN INNERNET GAME AND WANTED TO MEET HIM IRL, BUT IT TURNED OUT TO BE DANTE KINKADE WHO RAPED HIM BEHIND THE WAL-MART.

Caleb’s mother staried at the pregnancy test she had just taken. Her hands began shaking and it dropped to the floor. She couldn’t believe it. This couldn’t be happening to her.

Suddenly her mind reverted back to that time. She had been in a bar, and a handsome young man had offered her a drink. She gladly accepted and they instantly clicked. She began getting drowsy, and doubted her driving ability. He kindly offered to drive her home. A few minutes after they had got into the car he pulled into a dark alley way. She knew what was up, and tried to resist, but just so tired. He punched her several times and forced his way into her. She never stopped resisting.

One month later she would miss her period.

CALEB’S MOTHER ONCE TOLD HIM SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE HIM TO THE MOVIES, BUT INSTEAD SHE LEFT HIM TIED UP IN AN ALLEY FOR SIX HOURS SO SHE COULD SATIATE HER CRACK HABIT. HE WAS VIOLATED BY NEARLY EVERYONE WHO WALKED THROUGH THE ALLEY, INCLUDING 10 HOMELESS MEN, 2 MALE PROSTITUTES AND 1 POLICEMAN.

Caleb’s mother slowly realized there was only one escape from her miserable life. She began making plans to jump from the highest bridge in town, ending her life in one sickening crunch. However, it dawned on her that Caleb, the source of all her problems, should die as well. She threw him in a river to drown him and then leaped from the bridge, cursing God and blaming Caleb for making her do it.

Caleb survived. She didn’t.

Caleb’s mother hid her affinity for addictive substances much better than her husband. Her addiction to amphetamines and heroin was obvious to anyone with any knowledge of drugs, but to Caleb and his father her manic personality changes simply resembled the onset of middle age.

Caleb’s mother injected her drugs in unexpected places in order to keep it a secret. She endured the pain of sticking needles into the webbing of her toes and hands in order to get her fix. However, her accidental use of a contaminated needle led to her contracting HIV, which was one of the major factors leading to her eventual suicide.

Caleb feels dead on the inside. It hurts to move, it hurts to talk. He fears ever action he’s about to make because he’s afraid of rejection.

This thread sucks too. I’m seeing a pattern.

Caleb enjoys going to school, not because he likes learning, but because of one clbum in particular. It’s his math clbum, and he sits next to the most beautiful girl in the world. She helps him with his math work sometimes, and he feels this is what heaven must be like. If only he could touch her, just this one time. Just smell her hair. But he doesn’t even think she knows his name. He wants to ask her out, to be just be with her. But he knows she’d never date anyone as ugly as him. One time one of her friends told caleb that she liked him. Caleb got so excited and asked her on a date the next time they were in math clbum. He saw for a moment that she was taken aback by this, did not expect it. Did not want it. She quickly recovered, it was a split second moment but it still hurt. She told him she didn’t want a relationship right now.

Caleb sunk into a deep depression. All he could think about was her. He’d spend countless nights in his room lying in bed. This wasnt unusual in itself, caleb had no friends, but instead of masturbating or watching tv all he did was think about her. He became isolated, reality became distorted. He viewed her as belonging to him. He knew they should be together, and nothing should stop it.

Caleb raped her.

They never found the body.