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Teh Drama Episode 3 Beta: Coming Soon!

LeCru

Avatar: Donkey
7

[Rowdyruff Boys]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

woooo! sounds exciting!

A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Evil Trout Posted:

I think I’ve answered this before, but I haven’t picked the testers yet. It really depends on how small my “good” pool is once I bumemble a list of apprentices and excellent testers in the past. If we have a ****load, you’re out of luck. If we don’t, I’ll certainly look to people who volunteered in the past and missed out. But yeah, it all depends on how long that list ends up being.

And thanks for the well wishes from others. I’m working slowly, but not forcing myself to finish things up. Just kind of going at my own pace Log in to see images!
Well, if you don’t make me a tester I’m gonna have a UFO abduct you and insert an ET clone in your place.
j/k

Well, tubmail me or something if I get a chance. Thanks for taking the trouble to answer.

Being polite in forumwarz has no correlation with sexual tendencies
Hey, I even thought before I posted! Am I a rulefabulous person?

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Feel a lot better today, almost cured after a week of annoyance!

The game skeleton is done. I have a few numbers and values to fill in, but it’s looking like Monday is the magic date. (bumuming I don’t get sick again over the weekend!)

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Woo-hoo!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Inconnu Posted:

Woo-hoo!

ESPECIALLY to part one of your post: that you’re feeling better!

Crazy Hammer

Avatar: Ashtray
10

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Have you got any news on when(ish) it will be possible to pre-order?

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Crazy Hammer Posted:

Have you got any news on when(ish) it will be possible to pre-order?

bumuming this is like last time, pre-orders start same day as beta, so…

Evil Trout Posted:

, it’s looking like Monday is the magic date. (bumuming I don’t get sick again over the weekend!)

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

Crazy Hammer Posted:

Have you got any news on when(ish) it will be possible to pre-order?

I bumumed that we’d open pre-orders when the beta started (looking like Monday). But during our last meeting the other guys seemed to think it would be better to do 2 weeks before launch.

Since the Beta will probably last longer than 2 weeks this time (I’m hoping for 3-4), the dates might not be the same.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Evil Trout Posted:

I bumumed that we’d open pre-orders when the beta started (looking like Monday). But during our last meeting the other guys seemed to think it would be better to do 2 weeks before launch.

Since the Beta will probably last longer than 2 weeks this time (I’m hoping for 3-4), the dates might not be the same.

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meeeeeeeeee

Avatar: 15443 2010-04-04 18:27:25 -0400
49

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

Sneakily vicious and filled with virtuous pit bulls.

I might take a look

Brigadier Ge-
neral Jack R-
ipper

Avatar: 222218 2009-12-04 05:07:55 -0500
14

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

P.O.E

Evil Trout Posted:

Feel a lot better today, almost cured after a week of annoyance!

Now why don’t you just take it easy, Evil Trout, and please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater, and help yourself to whatever you’d like.

A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Evil Trout Posted:

Feel a lot better today, almost cured after a week of annoyance!

The game skeleton is done. I have a few numbers and values to fill in, but it’s looking like Monday is the magic date. (bumuming I don’t get sick again over the weekend!)

Don’t defy fate by saying such a thing as “I’m getting over it”...

Good luck! Remember that if I’m not a tester you’ll be abducted by aliens. Toodles!

Crazy Hammer

Avatar: Ashtray
10

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Ok! 3-4 weeks is doable! =)

Thanks for the info. I am really looking forward to Episode 3!!

I think I’ll just buy 180BP now, so I don’t end up having spent my whole salary when it’s possible to pre-order. That’s what’s worrying ME. Episode 3 release, me being flat-out broke, and everyone playing Episode 3, talking about it on Flamebate, talking about the items and forums, new NPCs and missions, and other new stuff, and I have to wait a week for my salary to arrive.

But anyway, sorry for typing what goes on in my head.

I’ll just buy the BPs today or tomorrow, before I’ve spent my salary on important stuff.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Evil Trout Posted:

I bumumed that we’d open pre-orders when the beta started (looking like Monday). But during our last meeting the other guys seemed to think it would be better to do 2 weeks before launch.

Since the Beta will probably last longer than 2 weeks this time (I’m hoping for 3-4), the dates might not be the same.

Why two weeks before launch? If you guys have decided on price why not let people who want to pre-order sooner? Is it because of the peen? It’s because of the peen isn’t it.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Why two weeks before launch? If you guys have decided on price why not let people who want to pre-order sooner? Is it because of the peen? It’s because of the peen isn’t it.

Actually I don’t have a good reason. I’ll find out during tomorrow’s meeting.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

I think the Episode 3 beta is ready! This means:

– The entire game has been coded, beginning to end.

– All items, forums, npcs have been built, given strengths and weaknesses

– There are some things missing, but it’s definitely good enough to start testing with.

I hope to start the Beta tomorrow (Monday). I’ll have to set up a new beta server instance, and honestly that could take all day since merging data can be very complicated. So I can’t guarantee that the first round of beta testers will start tomorrow evening, but there’s a good chance.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

cool i guess.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Congratulations, ET!

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

That’s flutastic!

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Start the pre-orders when the beta starts, or not too much later Log in to see images!

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