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Last day before you can get your entries in, so I am closing the polls. Looks like judges win!

Ok, submissions are closed(Fell asleep, so eh.) Contest is now in voting phase, expect to see results within 1-3 days.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Where is the voting taking place, and who are the judges?

I need to know who to bribe Log in to see images!

And I need to know whose families need threatening Log in to see images!

Ok, 5 hours ill announce winner, but for now enjoy the lyrics.

By: Sarcasm Inc.

Set to the Lyrics of ‘Little Drummer Boy’

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3870754978939699254#

Come they told me 1,2,1,2,1

A new episode to see, 1,2,1,2,1

Our tired souls we bring, 1,2,1,2,1

To lay before ET, 1,2,1,2,1 ,

1,2,1,done , 1,2,1,done

So to pay to Him, 1,2,1,2,1

When it comes.

Domination improvements, 1,2,1,2,1

Talking to Shallow too, 1,2,1,2,1

I have no will to live, 1,2,1,2,1

Will Ophelia ever go offline, 1,2,1,2,1

1,2,1,done , 1,2,1,done

What shall I pay to you, 1,2,1,2,1

For all this ‘fun’ ?

Bingebot nodded, 1,2,1,2,1

The peens came thick and fast, 1,2,1,2,1

I got to 69, 1,2,1,2,1

I paid 10 bucks for this?! 1,2,1,2,1

1,2,1,done, 1,2,1,done

Then ET laughed at me, 1,2,1,2,1

Canadian sgreat times.

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The 12 Days of INCIT

On the first day of INCIT,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Another caption regarding goatse.

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On the second day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the third day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the fifth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the sixth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the seventh day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the eighth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the ninth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the tenth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Ten Mods a-banning,

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the eleventh day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Eleven people waiting,

Ten Mods a-banning,

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse.

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On the twelfth day of Christmas,

INCIT Bot sent to me

Twelve voters voting,

Eleven people waiting,

Ten Mods a-banning,

Nine calls of ‘Fix it!’,

Eight bots reminding,

Seven people leaving,

Six Racist jokes,

Five WWWWWWWWs,

Four dumpvotes,

Three ancient memes,

‘Two more subs needed’,

And another caption regarding goatse!

By Mc Banhammer

Silent INCIT, No one in sight,

All is calm, except the chat site

That damn INCIT-BOT 5000

Repeats the same thing again and again

We need at least 5 subs

Extending the period for subs.

INCIT sucks, Full of ****s,

Funny sub? No such luck.

JB tried to improve the game

All that we got was more of the same

Phineas didn’t help

Phineas didn’t help

Protivate, Way too late

Trolls took over, Iphones they ate

INCIT is dead, what could be next?

Forumbuildr? Flamebate walls of text.

Forumwarz will die too

Thanks to ET and crew

audio: http://www.mediafire.com/?zmwznyymoym

By Dunatis

12 Days of pwning (Parody of the 12 Days of Christmas)

On the first day of pwning, ET gave to me. A warning for posting Goatse.

On the second day of pwning, ET gave to me. 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting loli.

On the third day of pwning, ET gave to me. 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for impersonating meeeeeeeee.

On the fourth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for spoiling Episode 3.

On the fifth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting Goatse.

On the sixth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for image spamming.

On the seventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for illegal alt-ing.

On the eigth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for hacking Forumbuilding.

On the ninth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for all caps in CD

On the tenth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for blatant vote whoring

On the eleventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for topic spamming.

On the twelfth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 12 scoops for streaking, 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and another ****ing ban for Goatse.

Man, this is a ****ty carol to read out since it’s so damn long and repetitive. Luckily you only need the last day to really know everything, except that I made the last item different for every day…

Have fun with our ****ty Carols!

By Urbbum

Joyce clean my male reproductive organ, cause I have come;

Let you receive my Ding-a-ling;

Now lets go ****, prepare my room,

I will let you’re woman's genitals sing,

I will pwn you’re woman's genitalsl ring,

and then, and then you will call me king.

Joyce clean the stove, and empty the drains;

Meanwhile I will annoy;

My friends, mates and bud’s,

Put some coke in my veins

then I will do a boy,

He will not enjoy,

And have some more fun in Illinois.

Joyce i broke your vase, look at my face

I’m going to move

Sorry ****, i’m now with Jess,

I want to get rid off,

You’re crazy bum love,

and I wonder, wonder where is my golf glove.

Original:

Joy to the world! the Lord is come;

Let earth receive her King;

Let every heart prepare him room,

And heaven and nature sing,

And heaven and nature sing,

And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing.

Joy to the Earth! the Saviour reigns;

Let men their songs employ;

While fields and floods, rocks, hills, and plains

Repeat the sounding joy,

Repeat the sounding joy,

Repeat, repeat the sounding joy.

He rules the world with truth and grace,

And makes the nations prove

The glories of His righteousness,

And wonders of His love,

And wonders of His love,

And wonders, wonders, of His love.

Winner will be announced in around 5 hours.

Teh Cezar Posted:

I don’t mean to disturb the voting process, but Sarcasm’s submissions were absolutely awesome.

voting is over, the entries are there just for people to look at/build up suspense.