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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

By Dunatis

12 Days of pwning (Parody of the 12 Days of Christmas)

On the first day of pwning, ET gave to me. A warning for posting Goatse.

On the second day of pwning, ET gave to me. 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting loli.

On the third day of pwning, ET gave to me. 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for impersonating meeeeeeeee.

On the fourth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for spoiling Episode 3.

On the fifth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting Goatse.

On the sixth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for image spamming.

On the seventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for illegal alt-ing.

On the eigth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for hacking Forumbuilding.

On the ninth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for all caps in CD

On the tenth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for blatant vote whoring

On the eleventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for topic spamming.

On the twelfth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 12 scoops for streaking, 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and another ****ing ban for Goatse.

Man, this is a ****ty carol to read out since it’s so damn long and repetitive. Luckily you only need the last day to really know everything, except that I made the last item different for every day…

Have fun with our ****ty Carols!

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