By Dunatis

12 Days of pwning (Parody of the 12 Days of Christmas)

On the first day of pwning, ET gave to me. A warning for posting Goatse.

On the second day of pwning, ET gave to me. 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting loli.

On the third day of pwning, ET gave to me. 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for impersonating meeeeeeeee.

On the fourth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for spoiling Episode 3.

On the fifth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for posting Goatse.

On the sixth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for image spamming.

On the seventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for illegal alt-ing.

On the eigth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for hacking Forumbuilding.

On the ninth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for all caps in CD

On the tenth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a ban for blatant vote whoring

On the eleventh day of pwning, ET gave to me. 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and a banning for topic spamming.

On the twelfth day of pwning, ET gave to me. 12 scoops for streaking, 11 contests running, 10 BP for pranking, 9 confiscated auctions, 8 scoops for raiding, 7 days of domming, 6 downvotes a nuking, 5 alts to play, 4 visits left, 3 medal sweep, 2 INCIT subs needed and another ****ing ban for Goatse.

Man, this is a ****ty carol to read out since it’s so damn long and repetitive. Luckily you only need the last day to really know everything, except that I made the last item different for every day…

Have fun with our ****ty Carols!