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Posted On: 09/02/2010 8:23AM | View Nicco's Profile | # | ||||||
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Guys, if you are ever stupid enough to accept an invitation to Indian food, here’s a piece of advice:
Do NOT take a **** until several days later so all the spices can completely break down.
Try to imagine what it would feel like to grab a hot ember from a fireplace and insert it halfway into your rectum. That’s what taking a **** the next morning would feel like.
If you take a **** the next morning, it will feel like enjoy by Satan. Splashing water on your bum won’t make it go away and wiping will make it worse. The ONLY thing that can alleviate the pain is to wet some toilet paper with milk and wiping with that. But good luck finding milk in the bathroom (unless you happen to be female and breastfeeding, which I am neither).
So yeah, **** you curry-eating ****ants.
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Posted On: 09/02/2010 1:26PM | male reproductive organFACEPANTS | # | ||||||
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Or, eat spicy food more often so when it comes out you don’t moan like a pregnant yak. |
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Posted On: 09/02/2010 1:47PM | View mterek's Profile | # | ||||||
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Cat took a big ****. Still waiting on mine. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 09/04/2010 3:21AM | View Bacchus's Profile | # | ||||||
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For purposes of illustration, every time I take a giant ****, I’ll mention the name of small animal that is approximate in size to said giant ****.
Yorkshire Terrier.
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Posted On: 09/07/2010 1:48AM | male reproductive organFACEPANTS | # | ||||||
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Capybara
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Posted On: 09/10/2010 12:30PM | male reproductive organFACEPANTS | # | ||||||
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Armadillo Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 09/25/2010 12:03PM | male reproductive organFACEPANTS | # | ||||||
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this whatever it is
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Posted On: 10/05/2010 2:48PM | male reproductive organFACEPANTS | # | ||||||
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oh god i feel so light and airy Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/21/2010 7:21PM | View Joseph of Suburb...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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It’s a very zen feeling when all you can think about is the mbumive amount of **** you’re excreting. Trying to imagine how it was all packed and wound around in your body just a few moments ago. I feel more centered now. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 01/28/2011 5:38AM | View Bacchus's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 01/28/2011 9:17AM | View Pathogen's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pathogen Posted:
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME FRIES WITH THAT BRATWURST? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 01/28/2011 11:05AM | View Johnald The Robo...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 02/07/2011 2:49PM | View Raffle Ticket's Profile | # | ||||||
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i poopied Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 02/07/2011 4:06PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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**** just got real. Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 06/03/2011 12:33PM | View Bacchus's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 06/03/2011 3:40PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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Jams Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 06/03/2011 3:55PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 06/03/2011 3:59PM | View Polly Amory's Profile | # | ||||||
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Polly Amory Posted: Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/06/2011 7:36PM | View Melanin-Enhanced...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 06/10/2011 1:16PM | View Caligola's Profile | # | ||||||
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