Bandaney Posted:

Reserving, I’ve been feeling incredibly artsy lately, and I believe 23 BP are more than enough for me to want to draw some kaisers even if I don’t know anything about history.

You should draw Kaiser Wilhelm II eating a kaiser roll while talking on an HTC Kaiser phone while riding on a Kaiser ship. The ship should be endorsed by Kaiser Bier, and the band playing on board should be the Kaiser Chiefs…

...Kaiser.

swine Posted:

You should draw Kaiser Wilhelm II eating a kaiser roll while talking on an HTC Kaiser phone while riding on a Kaiser ship. The ship should be endorsed by Kaiser Bier, and the band playing on board should be the Kaiser Chiefs…

...Kaiser.

Oh **** I’ll do that.

ALSO, QUESTION! Could something like swine’s idea win? Can it be humorous, or does it have to be serious and stuff? I’m sketching like mad right now but really won’t bother if what you want is something super srs and I’m doodling Kaisers eating kaiser rolls.

Inconnu Posted:

I have an interesting question regarding the rules. Maybe I read the wrong or something, but why the majority of entries are way below 1600x900? Is it ok to post low-res?

...you can, but odds are, your entry will suffer chances at winning.

It entire point is to make a nice background for my laptop (1600x900), so if you can draw it out then make it higher res, great. If not, I’m not against making a tiled background, but I’d prefer one large picture rather than repeated smaller ones. I believe that 23BP is a good incentive to make it as close to screen size as possible. At least make it not look blurry.

I believe that some (if not most) of the opening posts were just jokes, and that AIDS-woman's genitals was just having a little Kaiser-ey fun. That’s fine and all, but all of them score VERY low when you look at how they’re ripped from right offline and don’t fit the screen size well at all. I’d at least prefer something new and unique, either serious and inspiring or fun like swine’s idea. So long as Kaiser Wilhelm II is in the forefront/focus of the scene and it fits the screen size as best you can, then it’s fine. Art close to the size CAN be tiled to screen, but I prefer one large picture ti tiled ones. I could have just done that myself.

Bandaney Posted:

Oh **** I’ll do that.

ALSO, QUESTION! Could something like swine’s idea win? Can it be humorous, or does it have to be serious and stuff? I’m sketching like mad right now but really won’t bother if what you want is something super srs and I’m doodling Kaisers eating kaiser rolls.

Actually, I rather enjoy the idea of that very much! As long as Kaiser Wilhelm II is in the forefront of the picture and everything’s not too scattered around I think that’d be an amazing entry! Granted, there’s a lot that would be needed to be pulled off right, but if it’s done juuust right…WOW. Good chances at winning if done well and features Wilhelm II, IMO

update #1

P.S. Prussian heraldic colors are strictly black/white, so I didn’t make much emphasis on color.

Posting in a thread where I lose to Inconnu

valka Posted:

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/4186/kaiserw.jpg

Not a big wallpaper cause I never made one before anyway was enjoyed doing it. Good luck to the other contestants sure they are more skilled on this lol

Also I learn a bit about Kaiser Wilhelm II. Log in to see images!

Not a terrible attempt at all.

Glad you were able to learn about one of the most unsung heroes of history.

Celerysteve Posted:

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I resized it back with Gimp because that terrible site only gave me a small version (otherwise the resolution would be better). http://blingee.com/blingee/get_codes/102238170-Kaiser

I lol’d

Bill the Butcher Posted:

Extremely rare photo of the kaiser enjoying a private moment:

MOD EDIT: Removed image.

Yeah I know… I got really bored. Please make my ban a month long.

Reported for posting goatse in CD.

SanDyk Posted:

My attempt:

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http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/4360/kaiserwallpaper.png

I love how this contest is basically “other people spam kaisers instead of kaiser”

ROFL awesome