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Windangel

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

[WeChall]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

i got DVORAK’d in forum, it was very annyoing, my attacks wouldn’t do what they were supposed to, is there anything I can buy to stop it from happing or to make it go away?

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Windangel

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

[WeChall]

Level 31 Troll

“Permafail”

oh thanks

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

i’ve never had this one

what is it like?

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Whatever attack bumon you click, it performs a random attack. I bumume the DVORAK reference is that it simulates a typist having their keyboard swapped from QWERTY to DVORAK without them realising, and the ensuing chaos in their typing.

Except with QWERTY to DVORAK each key would always still type the same letter, not a random one. When I got DVORAK’d I just clicked one attack over and over and it used several of my other attacks.

I wonder if DVORAK could be defeated by removing all the attacks from your toolbar except the one that you want to use…

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

man-man Posted:

Whatever attack bumon you click, it performs a random attack. I bumume the DVORAK reference is that it simulates a typist having their keyboard swapped from QWERTY to DVORAK without them realising, and the ensuing chaos in their typing.

Except with QWERTY to DVORAK each key would always still type the same letter, not a random one. When I got DVORAK’d I just clicked one attack over and over and it used several of my other attacks.

I wonder if DVORAK could be defeated by removing all the attacks from your toolbar except the one that you want to use…

what about refresh times?

it bypbumes that or what

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

man-man Posted:

I wonder if DVORAK could be defeated by removing all the attacks from your toolbar except the one that you want to use…

I actually tried that after my first ‘OMG I’ve been DVORAK’d’ experience. It didn’t work. It still randomly used any attack my character was capable of making. I don’t think it uses the the toolbar as a base, but the abilities you have purchased. Also, after that VERY long experience, I’m 99% sure it still follows the regular cooldown rules on said attacks.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Afterthotz Posted:

I actually tried that after my first ‘OMG I’ve been DVORAK’d’ experience. It didn’t work. It still randomly used any attack my character was capable of making. I don’t think it uses the the toolbar as a base, but the abilities you have purchased. Also, after that VERY long experience, I’m 99% sure it still follows the regular cooldown rules on said attacks.

This is how it worked during testing; you can’t avoid it by switching things around, you have to use the preventative.

During testing it also could randomly select things like Martyrdom, too Log in to see images!

JJJJJJ

Avatar: Denim Skirt

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

It can randomly select instakill, but I didn’t have it do Martyrdom yet. It made it very hard to xss+fbo that forum, though, when instakill and several other attacks would kill or nearkill any thread.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

JJJJJJ Posted:

instakill and several other attacks

???

Why do you have other attacks if you have insta-kill?

JJJJJJ

Avatar: Denim Skirt

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

Good point. Well, Instakill feels too much like cheating, so I only use it when I *really* want to cheat Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

JJJJJJ Posted:

Good point. Well, Instakill feels too much like cheating, so I only use it when I *really* want to cheat Log in to see images!

And that “cheater” icon next to your name?

I’m having trouble wrapping my head around this conversation Log in to see images!

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

closet of shame i mean really

cya was banned for this post by Nicco

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

MC Banhammer Posted:

And that “cheater” icon next to your name?

Oh, so that’s what those icons are for? I thought they were given for Episode II finishers who were sufficiently good/evil.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

mterek Posted:

Oh, so that’s what those icons are for? I thought they were given for Episode II finishers who were sufficiently good/evil.

Log in to see images! means cheater

Log in to see images!

JJJJJJ

Avatar: Denim Skirt

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

And of course, cheater also implies donations so it would be redundant to have both of them at once?

Thing is, instakill is great at getting me out of jams, or levelling up quickly, but it’s not so good at training you to be able to survive without it Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

JJJJJJ Posted:

And of course, cheater also implies donations so it would be redundant to have both of them at once?

Thing is, instakill is great at getting me out of jams, or levelling up quickly, but it’s not so good at training you to be able to survive without it Log in to see images!

No, I have 3 bp right now I could use to buy cheats, do you see a donation symbol by my name? Nope.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

If you cheat, then uncheat, do you still have the cheater icon by your name?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

mterek Posted:

If you cheat, then uncheat, do you still have the cheater icon by your name?

I was once a cheater, so no.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Question: Can the DVORAK ailment be changed to last over a number of turns rather than the entire forum visit? It’s a pain in the bum because I just wasted a forum visit on a board I needed to upload XSS and FBO codes on. I’m glad it didn’t commit suicide though.

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