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MaliceBlackh-
art

Avatar: Tight Skirt
7

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

SanDyk Posted:

OH NO I GOT OFFENDED BY SOMETHING SOMEONE SAID ON THE INTERNET I BETTER ATTRACT MORE ATTENTION TO MYSELF!!!!

Clearly you know nothing of the net’s primary purpose.

Dysnomia

Avatar: Labret Piercing
2

Level 69 Emo Kid

ovaarian hormoones

Fortunato Posted:

my response to the soon-to-be-posted “WELL AT LEAST I HAVE SEX”

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if a girl has sex with a girl why does she need a pregnancy test?

-=Dysnomia=-

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

As the singer for an “up-and-coming metal band” I think you should let me convert you.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

MaliceBlackhart Posted:

LOOK AT MEEEE PLEASE LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

MaliceBlackhart Posted:

Clearly you know nothing of the net’s primary purpose.

you mean porn?


Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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Green porno!

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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Lol. Anyone who takes one part of themselves and overly-identifies themselves with it is insecure and boring. I miss nTerra..


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

How do you handle the accusations that Otep is the only gay female musician music needs?


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

MaliceBlackh-
art

Avatar: Tight Skirt
7

Level 31 Camwhore

“Courte-chan”

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

you mean porn?

Yes.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

MaliceBlackhart Posted:

LOOK AT ME

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Raepdog Posted:

Lol. Anyone who takes one part of themselves and overly-identifies themselves with it is insecure and boring. I miss nTerra..


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Green porno!

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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Shii Posted:

As the singer for an “up-and-coming metal band” I think you should let me convert you.

Because nothing convinces chicks who sleep with chicks to find men more attractive than a guy who won’t sleep with you until marriage?

Actually you may be onto something here… But I’m not sure if it’s a conversion method or the reason why the divorce rate is so high Log in to see images!


[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I am 12 years old and what is this


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Dunatis Posted:

Because nothing convinces chicks who sleep with chicks to find men more attractive than a guy who won’t sleep with you until marriage?

Actually you may be onto something here… But I’m not sure if it’s a conversion method or the reason why the divorce rate is so high Log in to see images!

In this post, we find out who doesn’t acknowledge a sense of humor.

Take notes, clbum.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Shii Posted:

In this post, we find out who doesn’t acknowledge a sense of humor.

Take notes, clbum.

because this is important and will be on a test you will take later


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

cro7ch-master

Avatar: 79059 Sat Nov 22 20:42:35 -0500 2008
70

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON XYLON

Adapt Posted:

because this is important and will be on a test you will take later

Oh ****, I wasn’t paying attention! Does anyone have some notes I could copy?


Out of my way fabulous personmo.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

MaliceBlackhart Posted:

Really?

REALLY??????

I’ll break this down one post at a time…

MC Banhammer: Next time I make out with a chick, I’ll get you all the pix you want

fine upstanding member of society-male reproductive organ: I’m actually 105, Short Brown Hair, Brown Eyes, 36-24-28, and only partly butch.

Fortunato: 1) Really? If I wanted guys attention online, it’d be easier to say “Here are my titties. You can see them all you want. Here’s also my woman's genitals. You can have it too. It’s easy to violate. Just follow these easy steps to my house! They’re posted on my myspace page!”

I’m a lesbian. For real. Yes, really. Really really. REAAAAALLY really.

...and because I’m sure all of you want to see me, http://stickam.com/maliceblackhart

I go live on cam near-nightly. Mr MC Banhammer Log in to see images!

-Malice

I’m honored to have a real-life version of RockStarGrrl69 in our humble forums.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

lmao internet


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Sup guys why are you hitting on Malice she’s already mine Log in to see images!


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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

hwhyss evrrboddy pagyying attetiton to thtis bittch aii saiad beffore i wss a lessbien.

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