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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

God is a lie?

Dr Death

Avatar: 198357 Tue Jul 28 15:01:09 -0400 2009

[Team Obvious]

Level 1 Re-Re

My parents seemed to place everything and everyone else around me first.

The caek is a lie.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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On the first day of the year 1000 God would come to our planet and send every human to either hell or heaven. God never showed up in that year.
People then predicted God would come visit the earth in the year 2000. Religious people Log in to see images! because they were afraid to burn in the everlasting hell.

However, God didn’t showed up again. Now people predict God will visit the earth ‘someday’ to punish or reward people.
That day will never come.

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Dr Death

Avatar: 198357 Tue Jul 28 15:01:09 -0400 2009

[Team Obvious]

Level 1 Re-Re

My parents seemed to place everything and everyone else around me first.

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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I – There is no Goddess but Goddess and She is Your Goddess. There is no Erisian Movement but The Erisian Movement and it is The Erisian Movement. And every Golden Apple Corps is the beloved home of a Golden Worm.

II – A Discordian Shall Always use the Official Discordian Dogreat timesent Numbering System.

III – A Discordian is Required during his early Illumination to Go Off Alone & Partake Joyously of a Hot Dog on a Friday; this Devotive Ceremony to Remonstrate against the popular Paganisms of the Day: of Catholic Christendom (no meat on Friday), of Judaism (no meat of Pork), of Hindic Peoples (no meat of Beef), of Buddhists (no meat of animal), and of Discordians (no Hot Dog Buns).

IV – A Discordian shall Partake of No Hot Dog Buns, for Such was the Solace of Our Goddess when She was Confronted with The Original Snub.

V – A Discordian is Prohibited of Believing what he reads.

IT IS SO WRITTEN! SO BE IT. HAIL DISCORDIA! PROSECUTORS WILL BE TRANSGRESSICUTED.

Dr Death

Avatar: 198357 Tue Jul 28 15:01:09 -0400 2009

[Team Obvious]

Level 1 Re-Re

My parents seemed to place everything and everyone else around me first.

Nicco Posted:

On the first day of the year 1000 God would come to our planet and send every human to either hell or heaven. God never showed up in that year.
People then predicted God would come visit the earth in the year 2000. Religious people Log in to see images! because they were afraid to burn in the everlasting hell.

However, God didn’t showed up again. Now people predict God will visit the earth ‘someday’ to punish or reward people.
That day will never come.


Sort of like ET coming here to fix things. Interesting parallel, Nicco.

Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

NOOOOBODYYYY[] willl get that peeen Log in to see images!

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Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

[b]EVVVERRRRRRRRRRRRR

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Dr Death Posted:

Sort of like ET coming here to fix things. Interesting parallel, Nicco.

There is a major problem here. God doesn’t exist but ET does.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Fat Fran Posted:

JB banned me because he’s a bumhurt fabulous person, but I want the E-Peen anyway. Pretend this is myself posting.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

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AIDS CUNT edited this message on 04/28/2010 4:23PM

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

WHYYYY AREE LOOO00SERESS GETTIN PEEEeEEEEENS?!?!?11/!?!?![/]

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Now that Fran’s weighed in (pun certainly intended), the fun’s over.

Take some screenshots while you can, kids.

Your God™ E-Peen™ is dead.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Nicco Posted:

There is a major problem here. God doesn’t exist but ET does.

I have seen no evidence of an “Evil Trout” in the past five minutes. This means there is no Evil Trout, he was just the figment of someone’s imagination. Signs that an “Evil Trout” exist are merely fabrications or delusions of people.

Forumwarz has always been here, and always will be. And the onus is on you to prove otherwise.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Now that Fran’s weighed in (pun certainly intended), the fun’s over.

Take some screenshots while you can, kids.

Your God™ E-Peen™ is dead.

YOU YOU YOUUuUUUUUUUUU YOU NINCOMPO0OOP

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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Your God™ E-Peen™ is dead.

Blasphemer!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

[b]I WILLL SPAM YOURR TUBMAILL TILL I GET A PEEN IN DEDICATION OF MEEEEEEEE[] Log in to see images!

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

I have seen no evidence of an “Evil Trout” in the past five minutes. This means there is no Evil Trout, he was just the figment of someone’s imagination. Signs that an “Evil Trout” exist are merely fabrications or delusions of people.

Forumwarz has always been here, and always will be. And the onus is on you to prove otherwise.

wat onus


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Dr Death

Avatar: 198357 Tue Jul 28 15:01:09 -0400 2009

[Team Obvious]

Level 1 Re-Re

My parents seemed to place everything and everyone else around me first.

Nicco Posted:

There is a major problem here. God doesn’t exist but ET does.

Maybe ET is proof of God.

Chew on that for awhile.

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