Hey Forumwarriorz,

This is Part 3 of an exciting tripartite “Missionbuildr” campaign!

• Part 1: Name that NPC

• Part 2: Slander the Crotch Zombie team

• Part 3: Forumbuildr takeover!

So it’s pretty obvious that with this whole “Fran is Fat” thing, next week would be perfect to shoehorn in our special build. The voting has already been wonky, in-jokes are hot right now, and most importantly, the focus is squarely on forumbuildr this week. And, for better or for worse, people who haven’t participated in months have recently made a comeback and might earn themselves some extra submissions to play with.

There will soon be an entry called Battlethreadz Lamebait. It is a meta-version of this very forum! I will post the description below and some vocabulary for you, although the official entry will essentially say “this will be next week’s build, don’t bother to post other ideas” and have a link to this thread.

(Note: The idea will automatically be given a score of 666. While I’m sure plenty of people will attempt to vote it down, rest bumured this is going to be the winning entry!)

This should be a lot of fun and your chance to be part of Forumwarz history, so I hope all of you will participate.

Extended Description: “The forums for the popular online role-playing game Battlethreadz, Lamebait is widely considered the textual equivalent of a root canal with no anesthetic. Moderated by fascists, it’s never quite clear what the rules of engagement are, meaning the majority of the threads eventually degenerate into free-for-all flamefests.

Trolls, Emo Kids, Camwhores, Hackers and Permanoobs will all feel at home in this utter cluster**** of a forum. It doesn’t matter if you’re in General Chatting or ****y Whiners — it all ends up in the Cupboard of Dishonor anyway.”

Thread Topics: Wicked Bbum, fabulous person, Banish Me!

Official Vocabulary: Wicked Bbum, DJ Banstick, BATHCUTIE, Aldo_Nothing, Habanero bumcrack, Vomitron 3030, Empire of Disdain (competitor), General Chatting, ****y Whiners, Cupboard of Dishonor, Facebook Mark, Crotch @monster::cap, E-@male reproductive organ::cap™, Supremacy (Balls, Badges), ThreadConstructr, INCIPID, Cookie Points, talkin’ ‘bout tires, Wivurnz

(Can you think of others? Give me your suggestions and I’ll add them to the list!)

What about BP/E-Peen™/extra visits/huge Flezz prizes/a pony?

Not sure yet. We don’t want to promise anything concrete, at least not until we see how things turn out. But we’ll definitely consider bonus prizes if they’re clearly deserved.

We’ll be watching this build closely. Since this is going to be part of Episode 3 for future internet generations to enjoy, we hope you’ll take it seriously too. As with previous community-built storyline forums, we’ll be editing all the entries, so put your best foot forward.

Thanks and have fun! Log in to see images!

UPDATE: I mean it when I say “have fun,” but keep in mind that the primary goal is to let people get the chance to get content into Episode 3 by being funny (or “forumbuildr funny” if you insist). Don’t ruin the fun for others.

• Don’t submit identical-named enemies. We’re obviously not going to keep them, so don’t bother.

• Don’t downvote every entry. We’ll be looking at voting ratio closely this week and if we think you’re voting unfairly, we’ll discount your votes. Be judicious. If you can’t be fair, don’t participate.

• Don’t play nice all week and wait until the last minute to do a downvoting blitz or launch a spam campaign. It’s not that hard to remove entries or discount votes. We’re taking this seriously and we’ve banned for this kind of thing before.

• This should be obvious, but don’t post shock pics or anything like that.

• Don’t conspire to vote on certain entries (up or down) with your Klan or another bumociation. We’ll look at suspicious voting habits and address them if needed.

Let’s just get through this one week and we can discuss future changes to forumbuildr after. We’ve successfully buildr’d almost 100 forums, so this shouldn’t be that hard. Just bring your A-game to this and we might have a really great build!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Hey Forumwarriorz,

This is Part 3 of an exciting tripartite “Missionbuildr” campaign!

• Part 1: Name that NPC

• Part 2: Slander the Crotch Zombie team

• Part 3: Forumbuildr takeover!

So it’s pretty obvious that with this whole “Fran is Fat” thing, next week would be perfect to shoehorn in our special build. The voting has already been wonky, in-jokes are hot right now, and most importantly, the focus is squarely on forumbuildr this week. And, for better or for worse, people who haven’t participated in months have recently made a comeback and might earn themselves some extra submissions to play with.

There will soon be an entry called Battlethreadz Lamebait. It is a meta-version of this very forum! I will post the description below and some vocabulary for you, although the official entry will essentially say “this will be next week’s build, don’t bother to post other ideas” and have a link to this thread.

(Note: The idea will automatically be given a score of 666. While I’m sure plenty of people will attempt to vote it down, rest bumured this is going to be the winning entry!)

This should be a lot of fun and your chance to be part of Forumwarz history, so I hope all of you will participate.

Extended Description: “The forums for the popular online role-playing game Battlethreadz, Lamebait is widely considered the textual equivalent of a root canal with no anesthetic. Moderated by fascists, it’s never quite clear what the rules of engagement are, meaning the majority of the threads eventually degenerate into free-for-all flamefests.

Trolls, Emo Kids, Camwhores, Hackers and Permanoobs will all feel at home in this utter cluster**** of a forum. It doesn’t matter if you’re in General Chatting or ****y Whiners — it all ends up in the Cupboard of Dishonor anyway.”

Thread Topics: Wicked Bbum, fabulous person, Banish Me!

Official Vocabulary: Wicked Bbum, DJ Banstick, Habanero bumcrack, Vomitron 3030, Empire of Disdain (competitor), General Chatting, ****y Whiners, Cupboard of Dishonor, Facebook Mark, Crotch @monster::cap, E-@male reproductive organ::cap™, Supremacy (Balls, Badges), ThreadConstructr, INCIPID, @food_fatty::cap Points

(Can you think of others? Give me your suggestions and I’ll add them to the list!)

What about BP/E-Peen™/extra visits/huge Flezz prizes/a pony?

Not sure yet. We don’t want to promise anything concrete, at least not until we see how things turn out. But we’ll definitely consider bonus prizes if they’re clearly deserved.

We’ll be watching this build closely. Since this is going to be part of Episode 3 for future internet generations to enjoy, we hope you’ll take it seriously too. As with previous community-built storyline forums, we’ll be editing all the entries, so put your best foot forward.

Thanks and have fun! Log in to see images!

cool. should be fun.

Needs lots of Franch Ginger action, imo Log in to see images!

Woah!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Official Vocabulary: Wicked Bbum, DJ Banstick, Habanero bumcrack, Vomitron 3030, Empire of Disdain (competitor), General Chatting, ****y Whiners, Cupboard of Dishonor, Facebook Mark, Crotch @monster::cap, E-@male reproductive organ::cap™, Supremacy (Balls, Badges), ThreadConstructr, INCIPID, @food_fatty::cap Points

(Can you think of others? Give me your suggestions and I’ll add them to the list!)

Wyvrunz.

hey, if our subs got -100’d for copying man-man’s subs, then will you -100 the copies of the +666 original forum?

Jalapeno Bootyhole is a ballsack Posted:

...don’t bother to post other ideas

Since they all get downvoted in about 60 seconds after posting, regardless of quality, I wasn’t planning to.

Loevcat.

Amontillado.

Freezerburn.

Jack Daniel’s Gang.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Should probably have just used this week’s results for the following week, and disabled forum submissions next week. -Monday Morning Quarterback

Yah seriously I want my 1 submission back Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Don’t like this step very much. Obviously people with like 50 submissions will have a much higher chance of getting in than me with 7.

Any rewards should be based on something not reliant on Buildr Score, or that at least works off of a percentage of submissions vs those that get in. 1 out of 7 subs is like getting 7 out of 49 in and for this should be treated as such.