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Audio Win a peen and 3 BP! OFFICIAL EPISODE 3 VOICE OF FORUMWARZ AUDITIONS

Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
17

Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

I suggest your next script feature additional snipers.

Like myself.

vickle

Avatar: vickle's Avatar
5

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 22 Emo Kid

You're still pretty and I am still choked up

Jalapeno FortyHole Posted:

read whoever you want! I encourage you to read the snobby or crazyman or salesman. I’m open minded when it comes to gender, just do it well!

okay ill do it tomorow

Log in to see images!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Just submitted my entry :]

PseudoNymph

Avatar: 25470 Mon Jun 01 23:26:50 -0400 2009
13

[Sisterhood of the -
Quivering Rose
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

There’s so much static in my mic. Log in to see images!

Hean

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 47 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Well…i sent in an application, bleh.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Jalapeno FortyHole Posted:

Listen to your heart!

What about Stan from Monkey Island?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Marimba Posted:

I don’t know if this is the right place to post this, but I think I want to audition using Drrtycop’s character, and I don’t know what to say… so could someone direct me to some useful information, or better yet, write me a 2 minute or less script as a favor?


Here’s a decent length monologue taken directly from the chat. If you can’t do it with this, I’d suggest you look for some other character.

spoilered in case newbies are reading this.

Still playing dumb, huh.
THAT BIT OF “FBO” CODE YOU’VE BEEN DROPPING IN THOSE FORUMS IS NO JOKE, SON!
THAT’S A CROSS-SITE SCRIPTING ATTACK, WHICH YOU’VE BEEN USING TO EXPLOIT AND DEFRAUD VULNERABLE INTERNET USERS!

I’d guess you’re using a Trojan horse to take over their computers and mbum mail people. Spam, viruses, Nigerian money transfer scams…
...doesn’t matter, kid. Either way it’s against the law.
AND A THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITAHH!!!

Ok here’s my audition! Log in to see images! I dedicate this to was and the fine literary selection is for Fort. Fort Bootyhole or whatever.

Peace ya’ll don’t take yourselves so seriously. Log in to see images!

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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Ok here’s my audition! Log in to see images! I dedicate this to was and the fine literary selection is for Fort. Fort Bootyhole or whatever.

Peace ya’ll don’t take yourselves so seriously.

oh

my

god

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Ok here’s my audition! Log in to see images! I dedicate this to was and the fine literary selection is for Fort. Fort Bootyhole or whatever.

Peace ya’ll don’t take yourselves so seriously. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

I was already in love with you when you were a boy, just fyi Log in to see images!

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Fortunato Posted:

I was already in love with you when you were a boy, just fyi Log in to see images!

ohhoohohohoh.

When was I a boy? Log in to see images!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

When was I a boy? Log in to see images!

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/248906

Uh-oh. Getting off-topic here.

So, umm… JF, how many submissions so far?

Jalapeno For-
tyHole

Avatar: 204296 Wed Aug 19 19:38:25 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

I count 28, it turns me on!

Hean

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

Level 47 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Oh and also. Best of luck in getting some good voices for Ep. 3.

Marimba

Avatar: Corset 1
4

Level 14 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

MC Banhammer Posted:

Here’s a decent length monologue taken directly from the chat. If you can’t do it with this, I’d suggest you look for some other character.

spoilered in case newbies are reading this.

Still playing dumb, huh.
THAT BIT OF “FBO” CODE YOU’VE BEEN DROPPING IN THOSE FORUMS IS NO JOKE, SON!
THAT’S A CROSS-SITE SCRIPTING ATTACK, WHICH YOU’VE BEEN USING TO EXPLOIT AND DEFRAUD VULNERABLE INTERNET USERS!

I’d guess you’re using a Trojan horse to take over their computers and mbum mail people. Spam, viruses, Nigerian money transfer scams…
...doesn’t matter, kid. Either way it’s against the law.
AND A THREAT TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITAHH!!!


Thank you very much. Log in to see images!

...do you think it’s possible to do the same thing with a quote from krystl crackr? >w< sorry for the trouble.
Marimba edited this message on 08/27/2009 1:38AM

Jalapeno For-
tyHole

Avatar: 204296 Wed Aug 19 19:38:25 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

Marimba Posted:

Thank you very much. Log in to see images!

...do you think it’s possible to do the same thing with a quote from krystl crackr? >w< sorry for the trouble.

In all seriousness, you should just make something up you think fits, or investigate the stalks yourself. It’s really not banhammer’s job to find you chunks of dialogue.

Jalapeno For-
tyHole

Avatar: 204296 Wed Aug 19 19:38:25 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

two and a half days left folks! Get those submissions in!

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

I’m still considering entering, but I’m away from home at the moment and don’t have a mic.

Should be home tomorrow, but don’t go closing submissions early or anything.

Jalapeno For-
tyHole

Avatar: 204296 Wed Aug 19 19:38:25 -0400 2009

Level 1 Re-Re

just about 36 hours left!

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