holla at yo boyz

fine upstanding member of societys make some noise

Fortunato vs. Deific Blunder

take some cover, dese men destroy

now for all yall

watchin, standin’ at tha walls

winvote yo heroes

which ones got balls?

failvote yo foes

dey is goin’ toe to toe

one will be standin’ tall

tha other curled up on the flo’

will Fortunato please take tha mic

Fort Naruto Posted:

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?cmzjjicymoj

yo

alt fail excuse me

My picture is of a dog ‘cause I’m long in the tooth

Perforate your neck and lay waste to your whole crew

I may be a cracker, but I keep my ear to the block

I got an answer to your challenge in all 16 slots

‘Cause when I grab the mic all my words are immolated

This **** is basic math and your skills are truncated

Your beats are a cool gimmick, but that hook is outdated

The rap game is my territory, trespbumers get violated

Shhhhhh don’t struggle, you’ll make it harder if you fight

Try blowing your enjoy whistle and I’ll male reproductive organSHOT ya like Fr4gGingR1teZ

Fort, you’re Willie Green and I’m the hero Dolemite

My rhymes come so thick their thighs have cellulite

Laugh and leave you crippled, crawling back to your lab

Watch you struggle furiously to pull another beat from your bag

The whole time my avatar’s grinning while your bum looks sad

‘Cause I set my male reproductive organ on your shiny pate and slow shine my nads.

Maybe we should change your name to Deific Blunder

Frontin’ with your weak game you’ll get torn asunder

I’m the Cat. 6 storm, deadly lightning, pounding thunder

I’m the goddamn Batman to your pixieish Boy Wonder

This contest isn’t for you, time to call it quits

Slam you in a roid rage cause I’m THE_****

My technique is flawless, on my radar you’re just a blip

If you liken it to bowling I always nab 7-10 splits

My **** is old? Time to load up your tutorial

I scrap fine upstanding member of societys like you since time immemorial

Think you can hang, don’t answer, that was rhetorical

Future MCs will treat your defeat as an allegorical

Whole doctrines about how I always bust

Peons like you while you’re trying to shake off all the rust

These text records will exist to sate the mbumive lust

Of future generations who wanna see Mr Clean straight combust

So I put away my earhorn and place you over my knee

Strap your bum with the belt, deaf to all your pleas

Someone has to discipline you, you insolent cur

And though I may be old, you will respect your elder

FAIL Posted:

I feel compelled to upvote every deific post since he referenced Dolemite.

Haha thanks for the love Log in to see images!

Fort Naruto Posted:

yo

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?omn2tutmymy d

as you can see I am very good at alt failing

Yo, your **** is one dimensional, a point in space confined

I’m the next plane of existence, I’m controlling every line

Word is my mother was talkin’ **** bout the bumfro on my behind

I gave her a mouth full of elbow, ‘cause no one ****s wit’ my grind

Now it’s your turn to get dropped with these dirty bombs

‘Cause you steady ****in’ wit’ me and you made me hit my moms

I’m savage, Rush in your home singing a war song

Then proceed to eat your brain wearing a loincloth thong

I’m the vanilla guerilla, the rap game Godzilla

And since this **** aint free I’ll cripple and then bill ya

I’m the cornerstone for plays on words, you’ll always be outdone

We’ll get that smooth noggin tumblin’ like a new Cannonball Run

Grab a beer and put rocksalt in my shotgun

Blast you in the bum then sit for the screams and fun

Your skills are nonexistent like Falcon****ers friends

I’ll let you crawl home now, you have an ego to mend

yo yo yo

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?zmz44fml1nj

Fortunato Posted:

Last time you saw a prick was your polio vaccination

Best line in this whole contest. Most of this is pretty meh… but I had to upvote that.

Downvoted entire thread.