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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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Am I hearin you right, you say you long in the tooth?

Ain’t nothin you said come closer to the truth

I ain’t sayin’ you old for that would be uncouth

but the **** that you’re bustin is more dated than vermouth

served alone sans ice back before refrigerators

like cutiepie12xo you’re a great masturbator

pretend to be a little girl to get outside stimulation

Last time you saw a prick was your polio vaccination

get out your ear trumpet I don’t wanna repeat

your rhymes were old before Daedalus went to Crete

that’s stone age ****, from when we slept on peat

back in the day you groomed your wife pullin lice off her to eat

a lower life form

now we’re finally getting warm

goin’ back over the fossil record

lookin for the place the trilobites got bored

listinin to bacteria throw those rhymes around

go back a billion years the evidence is in the ground

your style predates this planet’s solid crust

it even predates the sun coalescing from dust

that **** was old before five forces were there

the big bang spat that **** and spat it better

because I’m an explosion

I rock the mic like corrosion

you collapse into yourself in a wave of implosion

desperate for my approval you can’t get no devotion

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