Mad Whino

Habanero bumcrack – Couldn’t think of a creative way to own Lamebait. Asks you for “creative” input

You’re accusing me, a fellow member of WeChall, of copying/cheating? golly

(honesly though I didn’t see that)

SOBER-BOT-4003

94G’S

After taking a break from the site returns to lurk for a bit and sees that things have gone to ****, well, relatively even ****tier anyways. At this point does the only thing any responsible person could do and attempts to hire you in order to put down the horse with a broken leg instead of watching it get infected and killing it slowly and painfully. Euthanasia is the only way to save the few good people left from the disease.

Pavilion Posted:

Falcon****er

Probably lost his grudge against FWZ by now (or whatever) and I saw him to be a persistent guy on Flamebate, even if I’m not that involved with everything here. Maybe as a plot he got unbanned from Battlethreadz, got (re)hellbanned for being more of a prick, and then wants grand ruin or something.

This actually already happened, it was SUPER funny when it did, too bad you missed it. A parody of FalconFour was also my first thought when I saw this thread because seriously, I’ve never seen ANYONE take an internet game so seriously. But, I get the feeling he’s moved on- hell, he won’t even respond to my msgs on MSN anymore. So, no.

Dunatis Posted:

Wicked Bbum

Furious with the community he created he wants to reset the Lamebaters so hires you to get everyone to leave on their own accord by pwning his own forum.

Mega points for the irony of the site creator payig you to take down his Frankenstein. I love it Log in to see images! Upvoted.

Master_Troll Posted:

Thumbz

Due to the failure of the “Griffenz” meme and after “MyPeen” battles wore off, Thumbz decides she needs to take lamebait into her own handz, err, Thumbz. With her trusty Advilol, she needs you to take down the lamebait and her rival’s klan, Mauve Mallard Gangsters (MMG) so that the horrors that are MMG and Lamebait cannot affect the rest of the internet.

Bonus: forum could include the “EaGLe” boss thread

I dunno who this is supposed to be based on lol j/k but it sounds funny as hell. Also I liked your attention to detail. Thumbz or Fistz or something would be a good candidate, I’ve provided PLENTY of fodder for the writing team to incorporate, and hell- I’d live to be immortalized (so to speak) in this game. Upvoted.

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Failing those 2 options, my own idea is this: bumz. A paranoid schizophrenic wigger with an affinity for all things bum-related, bumz was trolled so hard by just about every user in the site that he had to leave. bumz is in a world of bumhurt and would like nothing more than to use his welfare checks to pay you to take down the site full of people who have wronged him. He will give you a special ability, “Post ****ty PooTube videos” to use in your attack on the Lamebait forum.

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Evil Pout, Emo Exile.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Geez, you people didn’t have to downvote everything.

That makes you sound like you don’t know this place.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Geez, you people didn’t have to downvote everything.

You put buildr in the title. Downvotes followed.

trollk iller – wants to be a awesome troll killer (and even apparently naming himself trollkiller but everyone seems to think that his name is trollk iller) he wants the forums down cause of all the bad people especially the cheating ones in WoChell which he was kicked out before going to “8 Buzzing Anol-Beds” where they appreciate him for being a smart person who has straight B’s at school.

Skyman747 Posted:

You put buildr in the title. Downvotes followed.

Good point. Also it’s in the buildr forum, should prolly be in the contests forum or something.