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I think mine is actually pretty accurate if I do say so myself

I actually deleted it about 20 hours ago.

Man, there’s a lot of going inside people and stuff as of late. Go

forward into the main chamber, which is a long channel with some high

ledges on the sides. Go down the channel first because there is an

Exorcism Key at the end. Then climb around the higher ledges to where

the Lockjaw is. You may need more speed to make some of the longer

jumps, or you could use Power Springs in the channel to get higher up

on the ledges. When the Lockjaw’s dead, go through and you’ll find the

Dragon Orb tangled up in a bunch of gross stretchy stuff. Ignore it

and the fact that this looks just like the altar room in Hana Valley,

and go out the side door. You’ll come to a big room filled with some

gross red blood or digestive fluid dripping from a disgusting ulcer in

the ceiling. Soak the ulcer in the digestive fluid below repeatedly

and the ulcer will bust and the whole room and the pbumage back to the

Dragon Orb room will flood with digestive fluid. Sick. Lily Pad your

way back to the altar room. Soak the gross stretchy stuff around the

Dragon Orb in digestive fluid until it breaks. You’ll take the Dragon

Orb, then suddenly nine Tube Foxes will rush into the room. Kill them

and you’ll get the Fox Rods, which the Water Dragon had apparently

taken and swallowed from the Sunken Ship. Without the Dragon Orb,

however, the whole Dragon will start to collapse. Run back out to the

entrance as fast as you can, watching the shadows on the ground so you

don’t get any digestive fluid on you as it drops from the ceiling.

Youíll get out just in time to see the Water Dragon fall to the floor

of the ocean DEAD. Then, in spirit or something, King Wada will appear

and say that he took the form of the Water Dragon in order to defeat

the dark forces, and that he swallowed the Fox Rods to keep it away

from the dark lord. When heís done, youíll be back at the Water Dragon

garden.

While you’re still at Riovanes, you can do a bit

of equipment upgrading (stick with the Aegis Shields,

though; they’re good against magic). There’s also a

number of propositions you can take in the various

towns, but most of them aren’t worth the time they take

(and you sometimes LOSE money on them), so don’t bother.

Go up to the pbum near Lesalia. This is a

routine battle against some Nanten Knights. Whip

through here and continue on to Bervenia Free City.

Before you enter the town, equip the Maintenance ability

on everybody who was it, and give Arrow Guard to the

people who don’t. Also, I strongly recommend you have

a thief along. In Bervenia, you’ll encounter — and

fight — Izlude’s sister Meliadoul, accompanied by

some ninjas. Meliadoul will teleport away when you

defeat her.

Bervenia’s shops don’t have anything new, so

move on to the Finath River. After beating that, you

can finally get to Zeltennia Castle. Ramza will go

to the church, where he’ll meet Delita again. Delita

explains more of the church’s plan. Zalmo then

shows up, and it’s fight time (did you really think

you could go somewhere without one?). With Delita’s

help, it’s pathetically easy (I told you the game was

going to get easier, didn’t I?). After the battle,

you’ll meet with Balmafula, then Delita will leave

(bummer).

Strangely, the shops *still* don’t have anything

new. Restock your items (you’ll need lots of X-Potions),

then go to the Bed Desert, south of Bervenia. Here you’ll

encounter another Shrine Knight, Balk, in a tough battle.

This is one the last difficult encounters of the game,

as pretty soon you… well, you’ll see.

After beating Balk (it’ll probably take you a few

tries), go to the Bethla Garrison. You’ll have a choice

as to whether to go to the south or north wall. Each

is a different battle. I find that the south wall is

easier. Whichever way you go, you’ll end up at the

floodgate. Save your game in a different slot, then

continue. You have a really cool battle in which you

have to open the dam and flood the garrison. It’s good

for raising JP. After blowing up the dam, you, Olan,

and Balmafula will rescue Orlandu. ORLANDU THEN JOINS

YOU! YAHOO!! If you just heard a giant sucking sound,

it was all the challenge going down to Mexico (er, unless

you live in Mexico, then it all went to Zimbabwe).

Orlandu is ridiculously powerful, and once you have him,

nobody in the game has a chance against you. He has

all of Agrias’s, Gafgarion’s, and Meliadoul’s sword

techniques, plus a full set of Crystal equipment and

the Excalibur. He can also use every type of sword

(katana, knight sword, etc.) To put it simply, he is

hell on wheels.

Delita then offs Prince Goltana and frames Cid

(Orlandu). A cutscene pops up instructing you to go

to Limberry and rescue Alma. A handy new path opens

up between Bethla and Zirekile Falls.

Go back up to Bervenia, because — get this — the

stores actually have new equipment! It’s only a bit

of armor, but, hey, at least it’s something! Keep the

Golden Hairpin for your magic-users, though, as it

raises MP quite a bit. In addition, Zeltennia has

even more new equipment, and it’s a lot of good stuff!

Will the wonders never cease? Be sure to stop in

for an upgrade.

At your next stop, Zarghidas Trade City, you’ll

run into a familiar face… it’s Aerith! Buy a

flower from her, then head into town (yup, there’s

no fight). There’s a couple of propositions and yet

more new equipment, which leads me to wonder why the

first chunk of the chapter was completely dry. Square’s

equipment designer must have called in sick that day

or something. Before you leave, buy five Angel Rings

(if you already have some, just buy however many you

need to get five) or you will regret it.

Pop on down to Germinas Peak, where you’ll have a

run-in with some bandits. With Orlandu in your party,

this battle is a breeze. After the battle (before you

continue on), you may want to get into a random battle

at Germinas Peak with the Move-Find Item ability

equipped (make sure the character that has it has a

low Brave). Save first, though. Move to the very top of

the peak and you should find the Vanish Mantle, a mantle

that makes you invisible… you might get a Potion

instead, though, if you do, reset.

I offer to charge only 1 BP if FAIL leaves whatever non-fabulous persony klan he is in and joins me and Sergeant Cid, over at the Arse Ticklers fabulous persons Fan Club. Only our klan lives up to the true spirit of ForumWarz, in terms of utter ****tiness.

what the **** is was doing itt

also yeah i don’t skype much these days either b/c i suck

kj cant criticize for her internet doesn’t work well enough to skype

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Whatever I want.

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was Posted:

Whatever I want.

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kittiejenn Posted:

Once upon a time FAIL used to skype. Actually a lot of people ITT used to. Now nana has a headset and you guys are all GONE.

othhrr coll peopleee not on thiss thredd arr not skyopin anymor (peregrinee). nott to mentionn sommfabulous personessts that aree alway therrrrr.

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