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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Man, there’s a lot of going inside people and stuff as of late. Go

forward into the main chamber, which is a long channel with some high

ledges on the sides. Go down the channel first because there is an

Exorcism Key at the end. Then climb around the higher ledges to where

the Lockjaw is. You may need more speed to make some of the longer

jumps, or you could use Power Springs in the channel to get higher up

on the ledges. When the Lockjaw’s dead, go through and you’ll find the

Dragon Orb tangled up in a bunch of gross stretchy stuff. Ignore it

and the fact that this looks just like the altar room in Hana Valley,

and go out the side door. You’ll come to a big room filled with some

gross red blood or digestive fluid dripping from a disgusting ulcer in

the ceiling. Soak the ulcer in the digestive fluid below repeatedly

and the ulcer will bust and the whole room and the pbumage back to the

Dragon Orb room will flood with digestive fluid. Sick. Lily Pad your

way back to the altar room. Soak the gross stretchy stuff around the

Dragon Orb in digestive fluid until it breaks. You’ll take the Dragon

Orb, then suddenly nine Tube Foxes will rush into the room. Kill them

and you’ll get the Fox Rods, which the Water Dragon had apparently

taken and swallowed from the Sunken Ship. Without the Dragon Orb,

however, the whole Dragon will start to collapse. Run back out to the

entrance as fast as you can, watching the shadows on the ground so you

don’t get any digestive fluid on you as it drops from the ceiling.

Youíll get out just in time to see the Water Dragon fall to the floor

of the ocean DEAD. Then, in spirit or something, King Wada will appear

and say that he took the form of the Water Dragon in order to defeat

the dark forces, and that he swallowed the Fox Rods to keep it away

from the dark lord. When heís done, youíll be back at the Water Dragon

garden.


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