that way instead of rotting away and being reclaimed boringly by nature i will be enjoyed one final time. the person who eats me will then use an outhouse for a few days until my remains have pbumed so that they may benefit nature. my bones and any unedible bits will be sprinkled randomly in the forest so nature may enjoy it. if there is a demand, my organs not suitable for consumption will go to organ donations for transplant. my hair will be given to wigmakers or something.

oh and someone can make a ****in necklace from the bones in my hands and feet.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

i will be enjoyed

for the first, and last time

Peregrine Posted:

but where will you find someone large enough to eat all of you? you might have to use several people.

haven’t figured out all the details. more people would be better i bet.

o0-M00N_KriK37-0o Posted:

for the first, and last time

ouch.

naw, bro. donate it to the body farm.

I want to go visit so bad.

body farm donor info

Odalisque Posted:

body farm donor info

this is also worth considering

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

robert pickton did that only as murderer locally here.

the connotation is gross and pigs don’t appreciate their food like people do

You would be turned into part of the earth far faster my way. 100% natural.

Wylin Posted:

You would be turned into part of the earth far faster my way. 100% natural.

you’re missing the point. in a normal death you get buried and go back to nature. nobody cares or benefits.

by being eaten you bring joy to people in death.

body farm is cool but it’s not making someone happy. it’s useful and benefits society which is nice but doesn’t make people directly happy.

then there’s organ donation that makes a few people happy but there’s all the rest of you.

it’s like the inuit and using 100% of the seal.

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

you’re missing the point. in a normal death you get buried and go back to nature. nobody cares or benefits.

by being eaten you bring joy to people in death.

body farm is cool but it’s not making someone happy. it’s useful and benefits society which is nice but doesn’t make people directly happy.

then there’s organ donation that makes a few people happy but there’s all the rest of you.

it’s like the inuit and using 100% of the seal.

Read prior post, pigs eat 100% of you, ppl eat the pigs, therefore you end up 100% eaten and making people happy! Everyone wins if you k self at a pig farm!

Odalisque Posted:

I’m pretty sure Wylin wants his bone eaten by hungry pigs.

maybe after I’m dead. I could care less what happens to me after I’m dead. Seems like a waste of effort to have a nice coffin and headstone made when it’s just gonna erode anyhow.