that way instead of rotting away and being reclaimed boringly by nature i will be enjoyed one final time. the person who eats me will then use an outhouse for a few days until my remains have pbumed so that they may benefit nature. my bones and any unedible bits will be sprinkled randomly in the forest so nature may enjoy it. if there is a demand, my organs not suitable for consumption will go to organ donations for transplant. my hair will be given to wigmakers or something.

oh and someone can make a ****in necklace from the bones in my hands and feet.