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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

I think you’re full of bologna, JB. Apprentice my foot. You paint this whole thing out like it’s going to be some fun and interesting challenge similar to the tv show and we’ll be each bumigned particular challenges and paired in teams and the whole bit, etc. What do we get?

“Uh hey guys, uh this is Mike, uh the first challenge is called uh ‘do me my work for me’. If you do the most you win!” You might get your other little monkeys trained to sit in a room full of typewriters, but my unsatisfied primate urges tell me to fap hanging from light fixture and fling poo at this whole half-male reproductive organed fiasco.

The term dog and pony show came to mind, but I don’t want to sound like some Greek philosopher over here with the wisdom of endless animal analogies. You might get the wrong idea and start thinking I go for little boys. I don’t need that, Mike, and I don’t appreciate that accusation.

I’d honestly bet you my RPG alone beats all of ep 3 in lulz and quality, (sure it’s apples and oranges, but still… ) but you’re too “busy” (i.e. full of yourself) to play it yet, amiright? I’d never outright tell you that I’d bet a fiddle of gold against your soul because I think I’m better than you — but I might inadvertently imply it. Er… that part came out a little heavy-handed didn’t it?


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

its me


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Generic Raci-
st

Avatar: 113010 Sat Mar 28 01:20:15 -0400 2009
1

Level 35 Troll

i'm a dirty fine upstanding member of society myself lulz

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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

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dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Damn.

This game would be a lot easier if only one person in the Apprentice wrote an RPG.

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♫ DIE IN A FIRE!♪
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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

Tesfan Posted:

I’d honestly bet you my RPG alone beats all of ep 3 in lulz and quality


Celerysteve

Spoiler tag Log in to see images! Fran edited this message on 06/12/2009 10:37PM

You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

fran is fat


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

fran is fat

there’s a spoiler that there you fabulous person


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

That last part REEKS of Celerysteve. LOL if it is him, it’s good to see he’s still carrying on with his role of Dr. bumhurt- thankfully it’s no longer directed at me. Reading those tubmails from him was a painful experience.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

fran is fat

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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

I could smell Celerysteve’s bumhurt whining from the opening sentence. Called it, called it, called it.


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Shii Posted:

I could smell Celerysteve’s bumhurt whining from the opening sentence. Called it, called it, called it.

Yeah, I wonder how you knew that. It’s not like you have access to the creative workshop or anything…


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Celerysteve Posted:

Yeah, I wonder how you knew that. It’s not like you have access to the creative workshop or anything…

Shhhh. Don’t give away my secret powers of deduction! :3


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

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kraigu

Avatar: 132907 2010-01-24 16:36:53 -0500
22

Level 69 Hacker

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Tesfan Posted:

Greek philosopher over here

Hint: the brain is used for more than a cooling mechanism, you ****ing dolt.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

kraigu Posted:

Hint: the brain is used for more than a cooling mechanism, you ****ing dolt.

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