This is the official sign-up thread for our Hunt the Monstrous Homogayz™ Game. If your name isn’t on the list below, and you want to play, then please sign up in this thread.

I’d like to start by this weekend, so sign up before Friday 5 p.m.

We’re going to keep it pretty simple for the first game. The only special roles will be the Mastermind and the Forum Admin.

If you have any questions, please post them in this thread.

Thanks!

Also:

DISCLAIMER: This is a work of fiction and parody, poking fun at Internet culture. If you really need any more elaboration than that, then why are you on a forum dedicated to a game that is a work of fiction & parody, poking fun at Internet culture?

SYSOP Command: Finalize Server Update

SYSOP Confirmation Code Request: XXXXXX-XXXXXX

Confirm Overwrite: Y/N? – Y

Bobby sighed as he stared at the monitor. It had been a long day. No, scratch that. It had been a long day and night. It had taken a lot longer than he thought to update the security. He couldn’t believe he’d left such an obvious hole open, for any wannabe hacker to waltz right through. And in fact, someone had done exactly that. Luckily, they weren’t nearly as clever as they thought. He thought about logging in and kicking them off the system permanently, but it was already 4 a.m. He had a long day of X-Box playing tomorrow afternoon, and he needed his rest. And besides, that’s what he had those ridiculous ‘Moderators’ for. He opened up his sTalk messenger and checked to see who was online.

“Mmm, good,” he mumbled to himself. “DJBanstick is on. I’ll let him deal with this.”

Wicked Bbum: DJ, I got something for you to do.
DJBanstick: Hey, what's up big guy?
Wicked Bbum: Long night, time for bed.  I need you to permaban some bumhole that found an exploit but didn't report it properly.
DJBanstick: Whoa, what did it do?
Wicked Bbum: It allowed them to get dozens of extra Strawberry Cookies in the PVP part of the game.
DJBanstick: *gasp*  You mean, someone was cheating at Cookie Warz?
Wicked Bbum: Yup
DJBanstick: Those fiends!
Wicked Bbum: Yeah, I know.  But it's fixed now, so I need you to go ahead and permaban them.
DJBanstick: Uh, okay, but why can't you do it?
Wicked Bbum: What the **** do I pay you for, to ask stupid questions or to handle the petty **** for me?
DJBanstick: Well, technically you don't pay me...
Wicked Bbum: STFU.  Look, I'm tired, and I just want to get some sleep. (Plus, I need to rub one out to some midget tranny porn before I go to sleep.)
DJBanstick: Um.... okay.
Wicked Bbum: Anyways, I'm Tubmailing you the profile now.  
DJBanstick: Okay, I'll handle it.  Go get some sleep.
Wicked Bbum: Thanks.  By the way, what was that link to the porn site you told me about yesterday?
DJBanstick: www.shortandstubbyshemales.com
Wicked Bbum: Awesome, thanks.
DJBanstick: NP.

DJ logged off of sTalk and clicked on his Tubmail.

“Ah, there’s the TM he just sent. I’ll just open it and…”

“****. I always confuse the open bumon and the delete bumon. Now how the hell am I supposed to know who to permaban?”

DJ thought to himself for a bit. “I’ve got it! I’ll just ban all the Monstrous Homogayz from the forum, and let Wicked Bbum sort it out when he wakes up! I are so smart!”

And so, DJ started scrolling through some names to decide who to ban first.

But you get to decide the next part of this story. Who does DJ Banstick ban first?

DJ Banstick smiled to himself. “Heh, that oughta take care of that…” DJ yawned and stretched back in his chair. Now that he’d gotten rid of the hacker, he could go fap for a while. Just as he was about to browse for some fresh she-male midget porn, his computer beeped at him as a his forum access sub-screen popped up.

GHOST Command: Delete Sub-Forum ‘A-NON-A-MOUSE’

“What the ****? Where did that come from?” DJ leaned forward, looking at the screen, and frantically typed into the console, trying to stop the command from launching. But he was too late.

“Holy ****… this is pretty ****ed up right here. Granted, no one gave a damn about that forum, but still! And Wicked Bbum is nowhere to be found!”

(((CHIME)))

MASTERMIND: What's the matter?  Feeling a bit... out of control?
DJBanstick: You son of a ****.  I won't let you get away with this.
MASTERMIND: Really?  And how are you going to stop me?
DJBanstick: Just watch!
MASTERMIND: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
DJBanstick: ....
DJBanstick: Dude, you actually typed that out?  Seriously?
MASTERMIND: Yes, I am just that awesome.
DJBanstick: No, dude.  You gay.  You MAD gay.
MASTERMIND: Yes... in fact.  I am a Monstrous HOMOGAY.  And all your forum are belong to us!
DJBanstick: Okay, really?  That's the most overused phrase in the entire history of the Internet.
MASTERMIND:  EXACTLY!  BECAUSE IT'S A TRAP!
DJBanstick:  *sigh*  Enjoy your permaban.

Aldo_Anything was a Awesome & Cool Person, and you jerks voted him out! Way to go.

DAY ONE ENDS

NIGHT ONE BEGINS

DJ Banstick laughed out loud. Then he stopped, and realized how many times in his life he’d typed ‘LOL’, and had actually not been laughing out loud. He pondered this for a moment, then shrugged it off. He’d finally gotten rid of that bumhole, and it was time to grab a brewski!

(((CHIME)))

GHOST Command: Delete Sub-Forum ‘Power****s United’

“Awww, ****.”

MASTERMIND: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
DJBanstick: Goddammit.  You're such an annoying prick.
MASTERMIND: I know you are but what am I?
DJBanstick: ....
DJBanstick: An annoying prick, I said that already.
MASTERMIND: Hurf Durf you said that already
DJBanstick: You starting to cut into my fapping time.  And that makes me cranky.
MASTERMIND: Uh-oh!  Better call the WAAAAAHMbulance!
DJBanstick: Hold that thought while I trace your IP address.
MASTERMIND: Huh?  While you trace my what address?
DJBanstick: I said, 'IP'
MASTERMIND: Me too!  And sometimes I also POOP!  MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
DJBanstick: DIAF

Ricket, an incredibly Awesome and Cool Person has been permabanned from the forum!

NIGHT ONE ENDS

DAY TWO BEGINS

“Chew on that, ****!” DJ shouted in glee at his computer screen.

“Richard? Keep it down, sweetheart, I’m watchin’ mah stories!”

DJ sighed. “Yes, Mother!”

“Oh, and Richard?”

DJ muttered under his breath, “It’s DJ Banstick, she knows that, why won’t she ever listen?” He cleared his throat. “Yes, Mother?”

“Ah need you to come rub mah bunions, honey, they’s achin’ up again.”

DJ groaned. “Be right there, Mother.” He got up wearily.

(((CHIME)))

DJ spun around and looked at his computer screen. “You have got to be ****ting me!”

GHOST Command: Delete Sub-Forum ‘SadSack Symposium’

“What the ****, man?”

MASTERMIND: Oops, my bad.
MASTERMIND: Nah, just kidding.  I meant to do that!
DJBanstick: Who the **** are you?
MASTERMIND: Does it really matter?  Besides, what's in a name... 'Richard'?
DJBanstick: WEll, if I knew your name I could...
DJBanstick: ....
DJBanstick: How they **** did you do that?
DJBanstick: HOW THE **** DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?
MASTERMIND: Wicked Bbum isn't nearly as clever as he thinks he is.
DJBanstick: What the hell do you mean by that?
MASTERMIND: I may be Monstrous Homogay, but I still know more about this **** than that stupid fishfabulous person.
MASTERMIND: BRB im n ur baze gankin ur dudez

Now I declare Amy Rose to be permabanned, and revealed to be an Awesome & Cool Person

DAY TWO ENDS

NIGHT TWO BEGINS

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Start is this weekend? I won’t be around until monday, can I still enter then?

That will probably work best. THat gives me time over the weekend to write up an initial story, as well as field any rules questions.

Much appreciated. I’m planning on trimming the overall rules down to the essentials and then reposting them in the OP later on, for easy reference.

Lemmie guess, A Question of Too late?

Bleh.

I wanted to play a mod like this…

Nope, it’s not too late at all. I’ll extend signups for the rest of the weekend, and then bumign roles on Monday.

Also I’ll see if I can get some randoms in…

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