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Evil Trout ON OPEN THANK YOU LETTER TO JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

DEAR JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE,




FOLLOWING A TREND SET BY OTHER FORUMWARZ USERS (AND THE MODERATION STAFF WHEN THEY BAN PEOPLE) I HAVE DECIDED TO EXPLAIN MY THANK YOU PUBLIC ALLY. MODS DON’T REALLY GET ENOUGH APPRECIATION, EVEN THOUGH FAIL MADE THAT THREAD IN THE UNFUNNY **** POST ALWAYS SECTION OF THE SITE.

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YOU SAVED ME 7BP. MY CONTEST SET TO END FRIDAY WAS RENDERED NULL ON THE VERY DAY IT CLOSED. THIS MEANS I GOT ALL THE WORK OUT OF THE USERS AND HAD TO PAY NONE OF THE BPS.

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SURELY, JALAPENO YOU DID NOT HAVE TO CHOOSE TO EXPRESS YOU APPRECIATION FOR MY BY SETTING A NEW PRECEDENT? AN EPEEN, A FEW SIMPLE BPS— THIS WOULD HAVE SUFFICED. THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE CLARION CALL ANNOUNCING: FIE, BOOTYHOLE CHORTLES AT YOUR WORDPLAY, YOUR MISCHIEFS. YOU ARE HIS BABY BOY. JALAPENO I DO NOT ASK YOU TO BE SO LAVISH A PATRON, DRAWING LINES IN THE LIBERTY OF FLAMEBATE, IMPEDING THE FLOW IDEAS INTO STONE. THIS IS LIKE A BOYFRIEND BUYING A GIRLFRIEND A THOUSAND DOLLAR NECKLACE…IT’S TOO MUCH! I FEAR PERHAPS THAT YOU CAN’T AFFORD IT. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO HIDE BEHIND THE STATEMENT: ALL THE MODERATORS AGREED. I KNOW YOUR FLUTTERING HEART.

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THE TRUTH IS, THOUGH, BOOTY, THAT LAVISH GESTURE WAS A SUCESS. ALL WOMEN ARE WHORES, WE LOVE JEWELRY, AND, THUS, I MUST ADMIT: BEFORE, ABOUT YOU, I WAS MISTAKEN. I THOUGHT YOU A SIMPLE MANCHILD SWINGING THE MIGHTY GOLDEN AXE OF THE ADMINISTATOR, NOW I KNOW THE TRUTH: YOU ARE A SIMPLE MANCHILD SWINGING A GOlDEN AXE…WITH A GOLDEN HEART! AND YOU’VE WON MINE, BOOTYHOLE— NOW, AND FOREVER, I AM YOUR DEAREST FRIEND!




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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

jalapeno bootyhole said he wouldnt add me as a facebook buddy i was pretty bummed


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Tesfan Posted:

jalapeno bootyhole said he wouldnt add me as a facebook buddy i was pretty bummed

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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ilu man

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Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
6

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

i love how raepdogs contest to spam baroness went un-nulled but this actually funny contest got the plug

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Peregrine Posted:

i love how raepdogs contest to spam baroness went un-nulled but this actually funny contest got the plug

There’s a really good reason for that, too.


Site Rules. Learn them.

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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

Fie Posted:

DEAR JALAPENO BOOTYHOLE,

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I read flamebate and IDC instead of watching porn Log in to see images!


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DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

kittiejenn Posted:

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kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

My subscription page says DerKaiserReich was the last poster in this thread but I don’t see his posts anywhere. Thank you, hellban script!


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Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Fie Posted:

Another desperate plea for attention.

Here you go. Congratulations.


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

kittiejenn Posted:

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

...you get to fap afterwards…

whahahahahaha

DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

ChilePepino Posted:

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fie since your aon my ok person list THIS ACT SHANT GO UNPUNISHED

jb, preapare to be owned in teh near future.


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DerKaiserRei-
ch

Avatar: 118110 Sun May 31 19:28:37 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 31 Troll

One of the few user who literally understands me -Aldo

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