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He spent 1 000 000 dollars to buy an instant raw brain serving machine from Satan.He then proceeded to get bited by a vampire, becoming a vombie. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 12:38PM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
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Then he jumped up and down at spit rainbows out of his bum.
Then he jumped in a lake and drowned.
Then he went skydiving.
Then he was born.
Because no one gives a **** about continuity. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 12:47PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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And so Pete came back to Vermont, bought a new house, bigger than his old, and infected the whole town with AIDS. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 1:12PM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
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spartadude Posted:
Pete then became bored with the little town in Vermont. He left all the citizens there to go **** themselves (and others) and proceeded to start a quest to find the spring of eternal youth just because he could. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 3:26PM | View Ika-chan's Profile | # | ||||||
Ika-chan Posted:
It was a grand quest that lasted about 2 minutes because he realized he had no legs.Or rather he had legs, they were just completely useless. Poor pete. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 3:57PM | View Crocaen's Profile | # | ||||||
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Then Jill did some rock climbing, while Pedro ate a chesseburger.
They both remarked on how trolled they felt trying to keep continuity in a story. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 4:00PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
Then he got in one little fight and his mom got scared and said “You’re moving to your auntie and uncles in Bel-Aire!” |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 9:39PM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
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Then time restarted because God got tired of reading a bunch of non-related posts, and it just so happened that Pete woke up in his bed, only to… |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 9:42PM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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...go down to the television and start eating breakfast. During a particularly interesting ad for Anorexia™ Diet Pills, Pete was rudely disturbed by a knock at the door |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 10:39PM | View Claine's Profile | # | ||||||
Claine Posted: After opening the door, he found the great superhero he admired from his days of youth in Germany, Pedophilia Woman, petitioning on behalf of NAWBLA. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 10:46PM | View OddGuy's Profile | # | ||||||
OddGuy Posted:
She was here to arrest him for skinning his dog and making coats out of it. -MLF- edited this message on 06/02/2009 10:46PM |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 10:46PM | View -MLF-'s Profile | # | ||||||
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“But wait!” exclaimed Pete. “I skinned my dog in the alternate reality that didn’t really happen because one of the people writing this said so, remember?”
“oh ok” replied Pedophilia Woman, who glumly walked away. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 11:25PM | View Bigandtasty's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pete walked down to the target store, and tried to buy some anorexia pills that he has seen in the ad. After seeing they were still new and not yet in his town, he was enraged and bumaulted the shopkeeper, nearly destroying the store in the process.A nearby cop arrested him, and due to the loss of stock the target store sued him.He was sent to court jail. spartadude edited this message on 06/03/2009 2:27AM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 2:19AM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
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He was in the same cell as that guy who threw his shoe at George Bush. spartadude edited this message on 06/03/2009 2:27AM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 2:21AM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
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and because he loved what he did so much he paid him a million flezz
only to have a shoe thrown at him soratidus999 edited this message on 06/03/2009 2:43AM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 2:42AM | View soratidus999's Profile | # | ||||||
And the birth of the “Shoe on Head” meme was witnessed by anyone nearby… |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 10:28AM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
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While in the court, Pete was allowed to look at the computer to see the taped evidence of him nearly destroying the store. However, due to the fact that he got to the court in ep1, FBO hacked the court’s computer and all evidence of him doing the crime was lost. To repay FBO for rescuing him, he edited the “Shoe on head” meme to show that Ravit Blacksnake Nordstrom’s worst enemy is throwing the shoe. spartadude edited this message on 06/03/2009 1:29PM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 1:27PM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
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spartadude Posted:
Pete then decided to follow in the footsteps of his idols. With Gary Giltter’s help, Pete Dogfukk and The Lolita Complex Heroes would be signed to Interscope Records, and begin their very first World Tour. Zagreus edited this message on 06/03/2009 1:53PM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 1:51PM | View Zagreus's Profile | # | ||||||
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However, the lawsuit against Pete wasn’t filled yet, so his band was suspended. spartadude edited this message on 06/03/2009 4:25PM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 3:51PM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
Which sucked, so he tried to kill himself. |
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