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He failed and then became depressed. He then saw an emo kid fake depression and vowed to revert all emo kids he ever sees back to the ordinary teenagers. He began with the faker he just saw.He approached him and said: spartadude edited this message on 06/03/2009 4:28PM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 4:27PM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
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“You should dye your hair pink. That’d be kewl.” |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 4:28PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
The Emo Kid stared and slapped him in the face, then ran off to go be emo somewhere else. |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 5:07PM | View Hellies's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pete liked being slapped. He decided that from now on, he would be an S&M type of dude. |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 5:22PM | View Ika-chan's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ika-chan Posted:
He thought, “What better place to be S&M’d than in prison? And my attorney is cute, maybe my attorney, or the judge, can slap me!”
So he waited for his trial. And when they asked him if he would tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, he said: |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 5:24PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
EDIT: Doesn’t fit, Hammer beat me to the post by like a quarter second.
Read the one below mine to continue! Snap017 edited this message on 06/03/2009 6:26PM |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 5:25PM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
“Only if you dress in leather.” |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 5:39PM | View Hellies's Profile | # | ||||||
Hellies Posted:
The bailiff, perplexed by this demand, quickly went to the restroom.
He returned in a full leather outfit, complete with bumless chaps. |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 6:27PM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
Pete, incredibly aroused by the bailiff’s change of apparel, started rubbing his crotch and making odd gurgling noises. The Judge politely asked for Pete to stop, so Pete… |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 8:38PM | View OddGuy's Profile | # | ||||||
didn’t stop, and instead went on for quite a while. In response to this, the Judge |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 8:39PM | View Hellies's Profile | # | ||||||
was about to find Pete in contempt when HE CAME.
...on the judges bearded, white haired FACE.
Obviously, this confused many onlookers of the courtroom. But Pete… |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 8:48PM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
didn’t care. He licked it off the Judge’s face, which caused the Judge to… |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 10:06PM | View Hellies's Profile | # | ||||||
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feel some odd stirrings in his pants which he wasn’t used to.
“Do — do that again” he said to Pete.
The prosecuting attorney immediately stood up and yelled “OBJECTION! I want to…” |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 10:25PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
MC Banhammer Posted:
take off this uniform and leave the show!”
The Judge looked around quickly, realizing that millions of people were watching his display with Pete.
He promptly burst into song…” |
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Posted On: 06/03/2009 10:31PM | View -MLF-'s Profile | # | ||||||
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MeatLoafFan Posted:
“Y-M-C-A! It’s fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A…” |
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Posted On: 06/04/2009 12:32AM | View Sarcasm Inc's Profile | # | ||||||
YMCA quickly turned into countless other Village People songs, and eventually Pete used the songs as a distraction to make his daring escape to… |
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Posted On: 06/04/2009 12:44AM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
the nearby gay bar, where he payed a male hooker to… |
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Posted On: 06/04/2009 12:45AM | View Hellies's Profile | # | ||||||
A strange, large black man in a trenchcoat, who turned out to be the famed movie star… |
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Posted On: 06/04/2009 12:50AM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
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Snap017 Posted:
Steven Segal. |
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Posted On: 06/04/2009 3:26AM | View Sarcasm Inc's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pete asked him: What are you doing here? And can i have your money? |
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Posted On: 06/04/2009 4:45AM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||