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And with this new wealth of gold the inflation rate shall rise and.. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 4:29AM | View Safetyfirst's Profile | # | ||||||
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Safetyfirst Posted:
...thus cause the fall of the world economy. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 5:17AM | View Sarcasm Inc's Profile | # | ||||||
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With the news of the “gold standard” becoming impossible with the flood of gold into the global economy, Ron Paul’s head explodes. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 6:21AM | View Bigandtasty's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pete then used the time rift from cheesehead to go back in time and sell the gold, easily becoming so rich that he could make a brownie point replica of himself, and create the infamous Good Salmon, a being made of antimatter. It started the game ThreadPeace. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 6:21AM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
Unfortunately, since ThreadPeace sounded like a place for internet treehuggers, Petes site was soon shut down. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 3:34PM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||
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Snap017 Posted:
“Noooooooooooo!” cried Pete. “Why me? All I wanted was some porn!” He was then magically sucked through a portal into an alternate dimension. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 4:27PM | View Ika-chan's Profile | # | ||||||
Ika-chan Posted:
But then other contributors who did not like where the story was going, said “No Desu Ex Machina”, and ejected him from the wormhole.
Confused by what had happened, Pete spent most of his fortune on advanced research in Quantum Mechanics.
It is there that he discovered… |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 4:32PM | View -MLF-'s Profile | # | ||||||
MeatLoafFan Posted:
That really he was just a figment of someone’s imagination. Such a cruel world he lived in. In fact pete wasn’t even sure if all the crazy random voices creating and destroying his world, were in fact a sane persons imagination. He was trapped in the imagination of very sick, very mad, and very disturbed person. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 4:34PM | View Crocaen's Profile | # | ||||||
Crocaen Posted:
It was then that he discovered he had contracted HIV from the cheeseman. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 4:39PM | View -MLF-'s Profile | # | ||||||
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MeatLoafFan Posted:
And then Pete was a zombie. |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 7:23PM | View Captain_Jean-Luc...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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The zombie Pete clawed his way into the grave. He was then dug up, and laid on a bier. Eventually he arose, once again alive, but with HIV.
“My, how my life seems to be ruled by time, paradoxes, and time parodoxes. But the most astounding thing was who was — will be — at my funeral. I can’t believe, there to pay respects to me, was…” |
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Posted On: 06/01/2009 7:36PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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My mom’s ghost |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 3:09AM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
and my bumhole of an uncle Steve. Of course, he was just there to steal my… |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 3:59AM | View zhirzzh's Profile | # | ||||||
zhirzzh Posted:
Virginity. He was one of THOSE Uncles, who didn’t think that it was a sin to… |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 4:41AM | View Ardent's Profile | # | ||||||
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teh Ardent bumhedz Posted:
Eat strawberry flavoured bananas and **** on the sofa because he…
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 4:58AM | View The Slug Lord's Profile | # | ||||||
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Was a furry. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 5:07AM | View Shii's Profile | # | ||||||
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As zombies aren’t technically animals, he was safe from his uncle. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 6:34AM | View spartadude's Profile | # | ||||||
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spartadude Posted:
...but then he remembered, zombies like to eat brains… |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 8:31AM | View Mrs Jammes's Profile | # | ||||||
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“But I don’t WANT to eat brains”, he thought. Then he was relieved, because he realized he wasn’t yet a zombie.
He wondered off-handedly if people on the internet actually read through story threads before adding to them, but the thought was fleeting, and then it was gone. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 9:39AM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
He then proceeded into town after realizing his pantry was lacking in the junk food/brains department. |
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Posted On: 06/02/2009 9:54AM | View Snap017's Profile | # | ||||||