WoweeZowee Posted:

sniped, fine upstanding member of society!

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hobart your girlfriend doesn’t really exist you’re just too shy to jump on skype because you’re actually a sad and lonely person who thrives on such existence Log in to see images!

So there is this fabulous person named Hobart right. He thinks he’s p. cool and he is. The end.

no one else is going to? Ok then.

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This is very special. I clicked this thread, expecting a reward for proper effort at a troll, only to find out you will use random.org. Wow, what completely novel concept, that is cetainly not used anywhere else… oh, wait.

This contest is ****tarded, and you’re the AIDS-filled failtastic blundermind behind it, using the same randomizer every other chuckle**** is using. The only way you could fail more is by hosting a contest that depends on topping a leaderboard, while there are three more contests doing the exactly same thing.

‘Oh, friend me, until I win the Worthless E-Peen Something or Other, and I will give BP, only that won’t happen, because you will go to anoher thread, and friend another guy, which will completely negate any and all effort and point of the contest in the first place. Hurfy durfy hurrrrr.’

Is originality your kryptonite? Your silver bullet? Your garlic? Your holy water? The phoenix down on your rotting puss-filled zombie brains? How about a contest based on skill? Or effort? Or merit?

Do you ever, among your numerous and extended sessions of jerking off to Midna porn, stop to think to yourself, “Wow, what a miserable fabulous persongy waste of space I really am.” Also, congratulations on your 10” e-peen. If only your irl-peen approached a fifth of that, and if only a quarter of the effort put into getting them would be put into being a normal human, you would be a CEO and ****ing hot secretaries left and right; and you’ve got 11 awards too, wow, you truly are are credit to basement-dwelling neckbearded animu-doll ****ing tubs of lard everywhere.

Just kidding, of course, the first thing that would come out of the mouth of a fat, greasy, unwashed, pantsless moron who has just seen the sun for the first time, if he were to meet you in real life would be, “Wow, you’re a loser.”

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I’m spent.

You are aware I can simply ban you for the hell of it and nobody would think anything of it. Why would I have to win a contest to do just that. Nobody would really care, you aren’t as special important as you think yourself to be.

And if it so turns out that I don’t win…so what? I can still sleep as comfortably as I do every night knowing that I am more successful, more intelligent, more powerful, better looking, and pretty much more awesome than you in every way shape and form both imaginable and fantastic. I am also more wealthy, and should I not win, I will simply laugh it off and buy another 100 BP if I so choose to. Or I can win a decent contest that isn’t OMG POST SOMETHING OMFG, and actually requires putting some effort into!

And do you want to know why? Regardless of your petty response (bumuming you could dribble them out of your drooling mouth) I am going to tell you anyway. Cuz I am dobnits, the unsung hero from which legends are made of around here. It may be a fact that people may not know my name, or what exactly I do, but they damn well know my work, and it is everywhere.

Which leaves me with one question, you worthless skidmark on the underpants of humanity. What oh what have you exactly done around here lately (You know, aside from posting ****ty contests and getting banned time and time again) ?

I’ll leave you with that.

Now go back to your one man circle jerk.

dobnits Posted:

You aren’t as special OR important as you think yourself to be.

(If I’m going to insult somebody, I may as well do it with correct grammer.)

Grammar* (If I’m going to insult somebody, I may as well use correct spelling too Log in to see images! dobnits edited this message on 05/12/2009 2:53PM

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