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[The Airship]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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gigerths dodboner


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

flamebate needs more dadboner


ilu man

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

conrad


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

These days, a lot a cats is outta line

Seems to me, like they need to get punched

Yeah, but where you gonna punch em?

Yo, the choice is obvious

I’ll punch you in the jeans

I’ll punch you in the jeans

This is not a case of man vs machine

You think that you’re safe, thought you got away clean?

I’ll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeans

I got my fists clenched, gonna throw a haymaka

Rockin your slacks from here to jaimaica

Shake in your boots, cuz I’m the earthquaka

Bringin those jeans round here was a mistaka

I gotta vendetta, it’s against your jeans (yeah)

Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams

They can be on your legs or on the clothesline

But when I see the zipper and cloth, it’s go time!

And I’m zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision

Gonna cover you in **** like a ton of pigeons

Man I hate your jeans, I’m gonna bruise that denim

It really doesn’t matter as long as you’re in em’

Yo we’ll punch your jeans, we’ve said it before

Best believe this is not a metaphor

Better watch your back, cuz we’re on the creep

And we won’t stop till your jeans are six feet deep!

Man I’ll murder your jeans, I’ll feed em to the fishes

Heres what I’d do, if I had three wishes

Punch your jeans, on all three counts

It would bring me satisfaction in large amounts

If I had three wishes I would do the same

We see eye to eye in this jean punch game

I’d lay em in a field, where there’s chemical sprayin

But I’d punch em first, yo that goes without sayin (yeah)

Acid wash pleats or a nifty cuff

It’s just another jean for my fist to stuff

Throwin fistacuffs, eat pants like bag lunches

Jeans pronounced dead

Cause of death?

Hecka punches!

Yo we’ll punch your jeans, we’ve said it before

Best believe this is not a metaphor

You got somethin to say, we got the proper retorts

Beat your jeans so bad that they’ll wish they were shorts

Gonna revise your Levi’s with physical harm

Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm

Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime

Turn your 501s into 499s

When I punch a jean I like to imagine a face

The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face

You got taste and it shows my man

God damn your jean brand got me throwin my hands

Gonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans

And choke him to death, if you know what I mean

Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush

Breakout, before you get bumrushed

Yo we’ll punch your jeans, we’ve said it before

Best believe this is not a metaphor

So take off your jeans, and reverse the curse

Cuz we the best jean punchers in the universe

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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Adapt Posted:

Lonely Island lyrics

I love you, Adapt.


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swines quest

S for Swine

unban gigerth


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

swine Posted:

I love you, Adapt.

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