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I was feeling really depressed so I wrote some poetry
chavs are red and emos are blue I don’t like chavs and neither do you (let’s die together) |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 5:43PM | View Norn's Profile | # | ||||||
o dats deep an british r u from england? |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 5:56PM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
yeah but I don’t drink tea or eat biscuits and stuff like that it’s too depressing, old people do it |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 5:59PM | View Norn's Profile | # | ||||||
Norn Posted:
scones r good tho |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 6:04PM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
yeah that’s true i like them with jam it looks like when i cut myself sometimes Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 6:06PM | View Norn's Profile | # | ||||||
i like does accents u hav 2 do u get sex daily bcuz of the way u tlk? |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 6:11PM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
not really cause all the people over here im friends with are british too so i’m no different and i’m not really hot so no one really wants to so its depressing Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 6:38PM | View Norn's Profile | # | ||||||
Norn Posted:
i new it. |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 6:40PM | View Miggle's Profile | # | ||||||
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Cheer up old chap – a happier world is only one Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/08/2008 6:41PM | View Spider Jerusalem...'s Profile | # | ||||||
Here i stand and hesitate, should i **** or masturbate |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:34PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
Here I lie in stinky vapor, Because some bastard stole the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or shall I linger, Or shall I be forced to use my finger. |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:36PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
Here I sit Broken hearted Tried to **** But only farted |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:36PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
He who writes on ****house walls, Rolls his **** in little balls, He who reads these words of wit, Eat these little balls of ****. |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:37PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
I kissed my girl, got erected! Pitched my line and got rejected. So here I sit On this seat Smelling **** and beating meat. |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:38PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
Here I sit same as ever Took a dump and pulled the lever Toilet clogged and water flowed Look out world its a MOTHERLOAD!! |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:38PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
Brown crown sliding down, The whole roll into the bowl, And I while, and smile, as I scribe this tile… My dreams now dashed, bum now splashed, Fears rehashed, Into the system my sample is stashed. The life I live, a carefree one In matters of the soul, The work I do, now is done, Thus, I flush the bowl. |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:39PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
No need to stand on the seat, Cause your crabs can jump three feet. |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:40PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
This is a Teepee, for you to peepee, not a wigwom, to beat your Tomtom |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:40PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
They paint these walls to hide my pen But it’s no use – the **** house poet strikes again. |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:41PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||
If you want a cold surprise, Pull the chain before you rise! |
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Posted On: 03/10/2008 4:42PM | View Duroth's Profile | # | ||||||