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Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

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Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Pokemans?

Stranger: what?

You: They’re like Kodak film.

You: If you don’t believe it, just ask Bill Cosby.

Stranger: oh

Stranger: who is bill cosby

Stranger: so you are realy a stranger..hah

You: Dude, it’s a disgrace that you don’t know who Bill Cosby is. Generations of young negros grew up with his shows.

You: he’s like a ****ing legend.

You: Really.

You: I am dissappointed. Bye.

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Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I actually find normal people there:

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: macaco

You: ‘lo

Stranger: \o

You: o/

Stranger: do you like macaco?

You: seen that lates james bond movie?

You: oh ok, me first

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you first

You: I don’t actually know what macaco is

Stranger: Not, Idont see this movie

Stranger: I dont like of 007

You: there are few things on macaco on W’pedia, first match is a technique in capoeira

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: you are very smart!

You: second is a spanish band. I presume you probably meant the first?

Stranger: yes the first is a correct

Stranger: are you from?

You: nah, not smart, just hivemindish. Wikipedia = answers for anything.

You: nah, not from Brazil, sorry

You: East Europe

Stranger: yes wikipedia is father of donkeys xD

Stranger: Im not from Brazil =\

You: and you, I presume, are from that warm, sunny country that worships footballers as deities?

You: ah, I resume wrong

You: *presume

You: *this Logitech k/b is a ****

Stranger: more or less

Stranger: not problem hahaha

Stranger: Im now in Argentina

You: are you at least a football fan, rooting for some team?

Stranger: do you know something about Argentina?

You: loads. Good vines, plains and cowboys of your own, Diego the Man

You: that nasty run-in with britfabulous persons over Malvinas

Stranger: yeeees! you really smart guy!

You: altho I lost track of who is currently in power there, left or right wing

Stranger: Boca Junior this is my team

You: Alright, Boca!

You: We mostly cheer for Red Star here, my dad likes them for a long time

Stranger: you fan for some time?

You: back in 1991 they became european and world football champs. never again will they have a team so terrifying.

You: nah, I gave up years ago. After 90’s and all the wars in Yugoslavia football and most sports were ruined

You: all the decent players stay here for 4-5 years, then go abroad

You: kinda ruins our own league. It’s different in Brazil and Argentina, you guys have much tougher leagues.

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Naex

Avatar: 116753 Tue Mar 31 23:15:25 -0400 2009
3

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 28 Hacker

“1337”

Stranger: i am god

You: Awesome

You: Can I ask you a question?

Stranger: yes anything

You: How DO you get to Sesame Street?

Stranger: sesame street is where i met jesus’ mother

You: That’s not directions.

Stranger: im sorry i can telepot anywhere im terrible with directions

You: Pfft. Useless. Atheism ftw!


Warning

The above post likely contains sarcasm and literacy. Reader discretion is advised.

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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: heyy, if you don’t like scandinavian blonde guys, you’d better disconnect right away =)

You have disconnected.


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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I will give you a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon if you complete this brief 20 minute survey.

Stranger: u’re crazy

You: What is your name?

You: Only a first name is required.

Stranger: samuti

You: What is your name?

You: Only a last name is required.

Stranger: sayumi

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 18

You: In months.

Stranger: 3

You: In dog years?

Stranger: 1991

You: In what city do you not live?

Stranger: many city

You: Congratulations. You are now valid to not have a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon.

You have disconnected.

This has to be the funniest conversation log ever.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: I will give you a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon if you complete this brief 20 minute survey.

Stranger: k

You: What is your name?

You: You only need to enter a first name.

Stranger: shane phillips

Stranger: shane

You: What is your name?

Stranger: shane

You: You only need to enter a last name.

Stranger: philips

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 15

You: In months.

Stranger: idk

You: idk is not a valid number value.

Stranger: shut the f*ck up u fabulous person ****

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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: I will give you a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon if you complete this brief 20 minute survey.

You: What is your name?

You: Only a first name is required.

Stranger: Laura

You: What is your name?

You: Only a last name is required.

Stranger: I don’t want pizza

Stranger: sorry

You: How old are you?

Stranger: 12

You: In months.

Stranger: what?

You: How old are you?

You: In months.

Stranger: No, in years

Stranger: 12 years

You: How old are you in months?

You: Due to conversation timeout, you are no longer valid to recieve a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon.

You have disconnected.


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Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there

You: I will give you a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon if you complete this brief 20 minute survey.

Stranger: TL?

Stranger: uhh

You: What is your name?

You: Only a first name is required.

Stranger: I don’t have one

You: What is your name?

You: Only a last name is required.

Stranger: I could give you… my social security number

You: What is your social security number?

Stranger: umm

You: How old are you?

Stranger: it’s 10 digits

You: In months.

Stranger: how old are you?

Stranger: in seconds

You: In dog years.

Stranger: in milleniums

You: What city do you not live in?

Stranger: umm

Stranger: finland

Stranger: or Asia

Stranger: you?

You: You are now no longer valid for a 10% off cuopon at Pizza Hut.

You have disconnected.


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Asian Rapini

Avatar: Code (Blue)
10

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

I did the unoriginal ‘paste from Trapped in the Closet’ trick, and then the guy took it so well i started getting creative. Then i totally missed the perfect opportunity at the end in favor of copy-pasting =\

ahh, regret.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! (When the conversation is over, type $disconnect.)

Stranger: Do you like pina coladas?

You: Welcome to the Trapped in the Cupboard, a text adventure game.

Type help at any time to learn the game commands.

You are trapped in a cupboard.

Stranger: I feel around the edges.

Stranger: Commands are for the weak!

You: > I feel around the edges.

You have: a gun.

You: > Commands are for the weak!

Sorry, I don’t understand that command.

Stranger: Hmmm…..

You: > Hmmm…..

Sorry, I don’t understand that command.

Stranger: I think very hard!

You: > I think very hard!

You have: a gun.

Stranger: I shoot in all four directions.

You: > I shoot in all four directions.

You have: a gun.

Stranger: HEY YOU

Stranger: I load the gun first?

You: lol the letter I is tripping it

Stranger: dude bro!

You: every time you type I it gives your inventory

You: idk whay that’s very special

Stranger: seriously dude

You: i shoud get a better script

Stranger: you’re supposed to be writing it!

You: yeah…

You: that would take too long to type as I went

You: people have short attention spans

Stranger: i don’t!

Stranger: back to the game!

You: lol

You: kk

Stranger: I shoot in all four directions.

You: > I shoot in all four directions.

You puncture holes in the sides of the cupboard. Nothing happens. In the distance, you think you hear screaming

Stranger: I say aloud, “Do you like pina coladas?”

You: > I say aloud, “Do you like pina coladas?”

What kind of crazy lunatic are you? You’re alone in a cupboard. ALONE. No one can hear you.

Stranger: I ram my foot into the side of the cupboad.

You: > I ram my foot into the side of the cupboad.

The cupboard rocks a bit, but otherwise remains the same. This is one of those sliding cupboard doors, after all.

Stranger: I attempt to slide the door open.

You: >I attempt to slide the door open.

You succeed.

BONUS: Your score is now 1.

How astute. You open the cupboard and step out.

You’re in the bedroom of a Chicago apartment. There is a door to your east.

Through a window you can see that it’s a lovely spring day.

There is a dildo lying on the bed.

Stranger: I pick up the dildo.

You: >I pick up the dildo.

BONUS: Your score is now 2.

Free dildo? How could you NOT take it? You shove it in your pants.

Stranger: I look out the window.

You: >I look out the window.

You see the streets of Chicago. There are many fat people wearing Cubs hats and feasting on bratwurst.

Stranger: I yell, “Hey fatso!”

You: >I yell, “Hey fatso!”

The window is too thick. No one can hear you.

Stranger: I open the eastern door.

You: >I open the eastern door.

The living room is especially spacious. There is a door to the bedroom to the west.

There is another door to your east.

There is a walnut here.

Stranger: I pick up the walnut.

You: >I pick up the walnut.

What would you want with it? Man, you don’t have to pick up every single goddamn thing.

Stranger: I look around for more walnuts.

You: >I look around for more walnuts.

There aren’t any.

Stranger: I attempt to crack the walnut.

You: >I attempt to crack the walnut.

The walnut resists your attack. It seems to be composed of titanium.

Stranger: I open the door to the bedroom.

You: >I open the door to the bedroom.

Unfortunately, the door is locked. Perhaps there is a key somewhere.

Stranger: I throw the walnut at the door.

You: >I throw the walnut at the door.

The walnut is nowhere to be found. That’s funny. You could have sworn it was right there…

Stranger: I question my sanity.

You: >You have: a dildo and a gun.

You sit down on the floor and begin to ponder your existence. Unfortunately, your thoughts are cut short by a vibrating sound in your pants.

Stranger: I take out the dildo.

You: >I take out the dildo.

It’s pink!

Stranger: I put the dildo back in my pants and open the eastern door.

You: >I put the dildo back in my pants and open the eastern door.

The walnut seems to have locked this door too. Hmm. The dildo vibrates invitingly.

Stranger: I put on my robe and wizard hat.

You: >I put on my robe and wizard hat.

You have become bloodninja! You slowly insert the dildo into your bum. At first it hurts, but you soon begin to enjoy it. As it slides in deeper into your rectum, you feel a distinct pressure you’ve never felt before. Thinking you’ve finally found your anal G-spot, you violently thrust the dildo towards your lower intestine. Just as you’re about to climax, you hear a “clink” sound. You look down to see a key on the floor.

The pressure is suddenly gone. And you now have a key. Congratulations, homo.

BONUS: Your score is now 4.

Stranger: I ask aloud, “Do women who engage in anal sex with object necessarily become gay?”

You: >I ask aloud, “Do women who engage in anal sex with object necessarily become gay?”

How the **** should I know? I’m just a game.

Stranger: I ask aloud, “Would you consider yourself inanimate, game?”

You: >I ask aloud, “Would you consider yourself inanimate, game?”

Who the **** are you talking to, anyways. You are alone in the room.

Stranger: I ask aloud, “Would you pbum the Turing test, robot?”

Stranger: I take out my gun.

Stranger: I question my sanity.

You: >I ask aloud, “Would you pbum the Turing test, robot?”

Without warning, the walnut appears and strikes a powerful blow to your head with his katana. Your head easily wields to the sharp and powerful blade. You are dead, thereby saving the author from having to answer all those pesky questions you seem to be asking. How convenient.

Stranger: yields, not wields

Stranger: I rise from the grave.

You: >yields, not wields

Dead people can’t correct typos >_>

You: >I rise from the grave.

YOU HAVE BEEN REBORN!

You: You are now a zombie!

Stranger: I turn vegan.

You: >I turn vegan.

You wonder why it matters, seeing as there is nothing to eat in this room.

BONUS: Your score is now

Stranger: I jump out the window in the previous room.

You: You find that the window is merely a painting. You wonder how you did not realize that before, seeing as the people are merely stick figures. You bounce awkwardly off the ‘window’.

Stranger: I cast Teleport Level 2.

You: You do not have any runes.

Stranger: I pick up the key and open the bedroom door.

You: BONUS: Your score is now -3.

You insert the ****-covered key into the tight little keyhole. You turn it ever so slowly.

The door unlocks.

Stranger: I enter.

You: You are in the hallway of an apartment building. There’s an elevator to the south and a large steak on the floor.

There’s a bumon on the wall.

Stranger: I wonder why this was called the bedroom.

Stranger: I press the bumon.

You: I wonder why this was called the bedroom.

>It wasn’t, smartbum.

You: BONUS: Your score is now less than 12.

bumon and you’re amazed when it lights up.

A few seconds later you hear a “ding” noise and the elevator opens

Stranger: I sniff the elevator.

You: It smells of pork, which is of no interest to you.

Stranger: I step inside and begin screaming.

You: You enter the elevator screaming.

You wait while the elevator descends. R. Kelly is in here wearing a white suit.

He says, ‘Hey.’

Stranger: I ask him for grains.

You: BONUS: Your score is now 7.

R. Kelly unzips his fly and pulls out his large male reproductive organ, which, like the rest of his skin, is dark brown in color. He begins to urinate on you. The jetstream of warm yellow fluid splashes playfully against your teeth, while rivulets of the golden liquid trickle down your cheeks and neck. You are painfully aroused. You experience an unfamiliar sensation: pure happiness.

Stranger: I cry.

Stranger: you could be so clever you know

Stranger: but alas

Stranger: i gave you a chance!

Stranger: such talent going to waste

Stranger: Your conversational partner has disconnected. Type $connect if you would like to chat with another random stranger.

Asian Rapini edited this message on 04/11/2009 9:46PM

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JANDEKU

Avatar: 77214 Thu Nov 06 20:03:31 -0500 2008
6

Level 39 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I felt kinda bad that I won the e-peen with such a simple troll…

So, with that in mind, I went back to Omegle to spawn one that’d be truly epic.

This is my best so far:

Stranger: helloLog in to see images!.

Stranger: asl?

Stranger: Log in to see images!

Stranger: (L)!

You: oh hi

You: ^^

You: 17/f/london

Stranger: How old are u ?

Stranger: ah okej great (Y)

You: you?

Stranger: 17/m/Liverpool

You: oh wow, someone else from the UK

You: this is a first

Stranger: seriously?

Stranger: haha

Stranger: thats nice mateLog in to see images!

You: wanna cyber?

Stranger: yes if u wantLog in to see images!

You: ^^ you start

Stranger: where can i start it?

You: however you want, sweetie

Stranger: i cant so much about this site.

Stranger: help me hahaLog in to see images!

You: first time you cyber?

Stranger: no haha

Stranger: du u have facebook maybe?

Stranger: do*

You: used to, had to delete it because of troubles with my ex

You: you?

Stranger: ohh im i felt srry for u babe!

Stranger: messenger?

You: yup!

Stranger: give me that pls

You: yhbt@gmail.com

Stranger: thanks Log in to see images!

You: did you add me yet? didn’t get anything

Stranger: soon

Stranger: wait Log in to see images!

You: make sure you type it right, it’s Y H B T

You: as in

You: YOU HAVE BEEN TROLLED

You: now behold as I storm your castle on with my battering ram of lust, and break down the sturdy walls of your rectum, though I fear the effects on your heart that will be rendered when I debilitate your bum with the unmatched skill and power of my pulsating broadsword!!!

Stranger: haha

Stranger: din mamma i fittan!

Stranger: yours grandfathers male reproductive organ in your mouth!

You: I think you, sir, are sadly mistaken

Stranger: whooooot+

Stranger: ?

You: and if, perhaps, you don’t believe the words I espouse, know this, mongrel: I will give no mercy to any foe who oppose me

You: that said, I beseech you, set up a match. A competition if you will, of manhood. My quivering man missile will reign supreme upon the sad veiny gristle of your week old noodle!

You: now submit to the glory of my wang, and lower the drawbridge of thine brown tunnel as we experience coitus of the greatest proportions!

Stranger: suck my black huge male reproductive organ

Stranger: !

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THEY SEE ME TROLLIN’

THEY RAGIN’

BUT ALL THIS HATE JUST FUELS MY MASTURBATIN’

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

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moblin21

Avatar: 131861 Sun Apr 19 20:06:27 -0400 2009
1

[Necrimanci]

Level 32 Hacker

I AM NOT A TREE

Oh god, this site is epic.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: why hello japan from my excellent american friends

You: are you has much fun thisday?

Stranger: no, i has much not fun this day

You: oh very not excellent sir. you should have new onigiri from tokyo onigiri shop. they make day excellent

You: no day for me complete without new onigiri from tokyo onigiri shop

Stranger: oh okay i try that

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hey

You: HEY YOU

You: THIS IS THE GODDAMN CIA

Stranger: Cool

Stranger: Too bad im in canada

You: CURSES, FOILED AGAIN

You have disconnected.

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: greetings from norway

Stranger: hello

You: have you speak to any norwegian before on omegle ?

You: because i should warn you we have very strange internet chat habits that seem odd to foreign

You: example we get very angry and not show it

You: and then get fury at you with no warning

Stranger: i’m not an english native speaker

You: if thing like this happen, please not be too offend

You: YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF ****

You: sorry, see what i mean

You: you must excuse me

Stranger: i see

You: so where in world are you from?

Stranger: how old are u

Stranger: China’

You: i am twenty four years old next month

You: and china is very nice country

Stranger: thank you

Stranger: i’m 24 and a half

Stranger: an early happy birthday

You: thank you also

Stranger: since i may not be able to chat with u in the future

Stranger: are u a girl or a boy

You: WHY NOT? THIS MAKE ME VERY ANGRY

You: and i am boy but used to be girl

You: in norway, many people change gender because not happy way they born

Stranger: well, i just asked. not on purpose

You: does this happen in china much?

Stranger: really

Stranger: almost never.

You: you must find it strange then

You: oh, i must go

Stranger: yes.

Stranger: bye

You: good bye

You have disconnected.


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MMM_AJ

Avatar: 145468 Tue Mar 17 19:55:41 -0400 2009

Level 35 Troll

I'm furry for Mewtwo.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hay

You: lolhai

Stranger: howya?

You: do u like sprite comics?

Stranger: Not really. You like mudkipz?

You: Not really. Piplup is a superior all-around starter, partially due to it’s developing steel type upon evolution and its superior defense

Stranger: ...I see.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


how did this get here i am not good with computer

Donalbain

Avatar: Urine Puddle
2

[The Japanophile Ki-
llers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

1. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: HI

Stranger: from ?

You: HIya

You: South Carolina!!

Stranger: oh

Stranger: nice

Stranger: f or m ?

You: Am a…uhhh

You: Hymorphadyke…

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

2.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi!

You: HI!

Stranger: asl?

You: 65/Uni/California

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

3.

Stranger: Hello!

You: HI!

You: A/S/L

You: NOW!!

You: Do IT!~!

You: NOW!

Stranger: f, brazil, 16 and u?

You: ...brazil…

You: I ****ING LOVE BRAZIL

!!!!

Stranger: WHATS THE PROBLEM?

Stranger: REALLY???????????????????????

Stranger: MARRY ME NOW *o* -n

You: I just had a atomic orgy with seven brazilian guys of course I do!!

You: so u were asking…

You: oh yea…

Stranger: are u f or m?

Stranger: tell me your orgy?

You: f/dum bum america/14

Stranger: you had a orgy and you have 14 years?

You: Yep something wrong…

Stranger: tell me this.

You: Well it started with my three brazilian schoolmates who transfered from…Brazil

Stranger: Uhhm.

You: After they had came to my house they started o strip them selves right in front of me

Stranger: you have just 14?

You: Am serious

You: let me continues

You: ?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: continues

You: well they started to strip and as they got down to their boxer, I was already generating heat from my Vag…

You: I got so hot and wet when they toke their boxers off and started to whack it off in my face…

Stranger: and?

You: When they were down, with my help of course… Log in to see images! they said “We gonna have a real fun ****ing time!”

Stranger: O

Stranger: oO

You: Their brazilian accents got me so hot that I said that I couldn’t wait for a floopy male reproductive organ to be inserted into me!!

You: When they had called their friends… they said”How about an eight way, with seven of us?”

Stranger: oO

Stranger: and u accepted this?

You: of course…all the black guys at school are so unprofessional…

Stranger: Ok

Stranger: bye bye i will see tv…

I was pretending and felt kinda homo afterwords… Log in to see images!


“hey how da **** did you fall asleep while playing RE5 and jerking off!?”-Tucci

“well…you see, there’s this thing called 4:00 in the morning!”-ME!!

Donalbain

Avatar: Urine Puddle
2

[The Japanophile Ki-
llers
]

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

another one…

Connecting to server…

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hai

You: hey

You: wanna know a storuy

Stranger: sure

You: I was busy talking to some other people the other day about how japs are annoying…

You: I showed them with charts…it didn’t work

You: I showed them with Pictures…Din’t work

You: I took them..still didn’t work

Stranger: continue please

You: So I was on my last breath and finally…I decided to pull out the big guns!

You: I showed the what the japanese call cartoon prn or Hentai…

Stranger: and then what

You: It was a picture of a girl who brutally raped by a tentacle monster

You: My fellow friends, Commited suicide becaus eof me showing them that japan is terrible…

You: They knew it!!

Stranger: same old tentacle rapeporn

You: It was a video…it worked Dumbbum!!

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“hey how da **** did you fall asleep while playing RE5 and jerking off!?”-Tucci

“well…you see, there’s this thing called 4:00 in the morning!”-ME!!

Bix Nood

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Level 60 Troll

MUP DA DOO DIDDA PO MO GUB BIDDA BE DAT TUM MUHFUGGEN

Stranger: hi

You: Yo.

Stranger: hi strange man

You: You know why they call me STRANGE, don’t you?

Stranger: do not know

You: Dead babies. Up the bum. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEH E

Stranger: you is very fun…

You: I KNOW. HEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEEH

Stranger: I just kid

Stranger: you not fun

Stranger: you very bad

You: That’s because you haven’t met me. Go outside. Turn into the alley. You’ll find me there.

You: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHHEEHHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Stranger: are you a boy.?

You: Yes.

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Bix Nood edited this message on 04/26/2009 3:16PM

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Asian Rapini

Avatar: Code (Blue)
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Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

OmegleBot: You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! (When the conversation is over, type $disconnect.)

OmegleBot: hi

BurningZebra256: hey

BurningZebra256: listen, so i heard about this place through a site i belong to

BurningZebra256: it’s called “ForumWarz”

BurningZebra256: and a while back, a bunch of the ****s there thought it would be funny to have a sort of contest

BurningZebra256: a trolling contest if you will

BurningZebra256: and a whole bunch of people came here, and did a bunch of stupid stuff

BurningZebra256: which they then showed to others, in the hopes of winning awards

BurningZebra256: well the problem is

BurningZebra256: they were all retards

OmegleBot: ?

OmegleBot: mele

OmegleBot: ?

BurningZebra256: and everything they did was unfunny

BurningZebra256: and they posted all this very special ****

BurningZebra256: hoping people would laugh

BurningZebra256: and no one did

BurningZebra256: the end

BurningZebra256: *bows*

BurningZebra256: $disconnect

OmegleBot: You have disconnected. Type $connect whenever you would like to start a new chat.


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War Freak

Avatar: Smiling Woman

[Necrimanci]

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Are you a vampire?

You: no

Stranger: I think you are.

You: why?

Stranger: Well, look at the way you type and the way I type, they’re both very different.

You: and that means i’m a vampire?

Stranger: All the evidence points to ‘yes’.

You: dude, what kind of drug are you smoking?

Stranger: Marijuana, I believe.

You: where can i get some?

Stranger: At your local shop.

Stranger: Tell me a joke.

You: i can’t

Stranger: Fine, I’ll tell you a joke.

You: sorry, it’s time for my dinner

Stranger: What are you having for your dinner?

You: food

Stranger: Ha! Very funny.

You: give me one reason

Stranger: Because!

You: not good enough

Stranger: Well, it will have to be good enough, I’m leaving.

You: where to?

Stranger: ... I can’t remember.

You: i’ll remember for you

Stranger: OK, go ahead.

You: you were going to san francisco

Stranger: You were going to leave me alone!

You: be sure to wear a flower in your hair

Stranger: Are you clever?

You: when i’m done, you’ll wish that i was clever

Stranger: Why are you so mean? Are you afraid that people will be mean to you?

You: no

Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people?

You: no

Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people?

You: no

Stranger: Are you afraid of bald people?

You: why do you keep asking the same question

Stranger: I want to know.

You: no, i am not afraid of bald people

Stranger: Neither am I. We have something in common.

Stranger: And now I must leave.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

War Freak

Avatar: Smiling Woman

[Necrimanci]

Level 4 Camwhore

“Like a Virgin”

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey!

You: hi

Stranger: could you answer a question for me?

You: ok

Stranger: how do you speak to me?

You: i push combinations of keys on a keyboard which are then converted to electric impulses that appear on your screen as words

Stranger: i see. you are intelligent.

You: no, VERY intelligent

Stranger: you’re intelligent.

You: yes, i am intelligent

Stranger: thought so.

You: i am part of the nic or national intelligence community

Stranger: you are quite catty then.

You: no, i am doggy

Stranger: i am very impressed!

Stranger: what are you?

You: i am what i am, and that’s all that i am

Stranger: were you not programmed to understand that what you just said was very rude?

You: i am not programmed

Stranger: that’s what they programmed you to believe.

You: anyway, i wasn’t being rude, i was merely quoting popeye

Stranger: pardon?

You: popeye the sailorman

Stranger: toot-toot!

You: but now i have some orange juice, so i am happy

Stranger: good! by the way, what is your name?

You: danny

Stranger: danny?

You: oh danny boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling

Stranger: do you remember names?

You: yes, not for very long though

Stranger: you are quite a funny little boy.

You: i’m not little and i’m not a boy

Stranger: you ARE little and you ARE a boy!

You: really? i wasn’t the last time i checked

Stranger: i love you more than anyone i have EVER known.

You: well, i’m touched

You: seriously

Stranger: LIAR!

You: no seriously, your words emotionally moved me

Stranger: there is none so blind as the ones who cannot see

You: in the land of the blind, the one-eyed rule

Stranger: that’s what they want you to think!

You: yes, all about what they want me to think

Stranger: so do you like me?

You: you seem ok but i really have to go now

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