I actually find normal people there:

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Stranger: macaco

You: ‘lo

Stranger: \o

You: o/

Stranger: do you like macaco?

You: seen that lates james bond movie?

You: oh ok, me first

Stranger: yes

Stranger: you first

You: I don’t actually know what macaco is

Stranger: Not, Idont see this movie

Stranger: I dont like of 007

You: there are few things on macaco on W’pedia, first match is a technique in capoeira

Stranger: Yes

Stranger: you are very smart!

You: second is a spanish band. I presume you probably meant the first?

Stranger: yes the first is a correct

Stranger: are you from?

You: nah, not smart, just hivemindish. Wikipedia = answers for anything.

You: nah, not from Brazil, sorry

You: East Europe

Stranger: yes wikipedia is father of donkeys xD

Stranger: Im not from Brazil =\

You: and you, I presume, are from that warm, sunny country that worships footballers as deities?

You: ah, I resume wrong

You: *presume

You: *this Logitech k/b is a ****

Stranger: more or less

Stranger: not problem hahaha

Stranger: Im now in Argentina

You: are you at least a football fan, rooting for some team?

Stranger: do you know something about Argentina?

You: loads. Good vines, plains and cowboys of your own, Diego the Man

You: that nasty run-in with britfabulous persons over Malvinas

Stranger: yeeees! you really smart guy!

You: altho I lost track of who is currently in power there, left or right wing

Stranger: Boca Junior this is my team

You: Alright, Boca!

You: We mostly cheer for Red Star here, my dad likes them for a long time

Stranger: you fan for some time?

You: back in 1991 they became european and world football champs. never again will they have a team so terrifying.

You: nah, I gave up years ago. After 90’s and all the wars in Yugoslavia football and most sports were ruined

You: all the decent players stay here for 4-5 years, then go abroad

You: kinda ruins our own league. It’s different in Brazil and Argentina, you guys have much tougher leagues.

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