Connecting to server…

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey there

You: I will give you a 10% off Pizza Hut coupon if you complete this brief 20 minute survey.

Stranger: TL?

Stranger: uhh

You: What is your name?

You: Only a first name is required.

Stranger: I don’t have one

You: What is your name?

You: Only a last name is required.

Stranger: I could give you… my social security number

You: What is your social security number?

Stranger: umm

You: How old are you?

Stranger: it’s 10 digits

You: In months.

Stranger: how old are you?

Stranger: in seconds

You: In dog years.

Stranger: in milleniums

You: What city do you not live in?

Stranger: umm

Stranger: finland

Stranger: or Asia

Stranger: you?

You: You are now no longer valid for a 10% off cuopon at Pizza Hut.

You have disconnected.