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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
8.06"
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 18 Hacker

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... because the thread just gets flooded with ****ty submissions so the really good ones don’t even get any attention. Here are my top 20:

elenaratelimit Posted:

FORUMWARZ – This is why we can’t have nice things.

Nicco Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Because this game su… UNBAN MYSPACE TOM

Crinkz Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Log in to see images!

Fie Posted:

FORUMWARZ – WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The Unknown Comic Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Now with 10% more interactivity!

Asian Rapini Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Even the ****ty slogan is user-generated.

annen Posted:

FORUMWARZ – It’s like any other RPG, but nowhere near as fun.

Verid Posted:

FORUMWARZ – It’s a parody of ****,what could possibly go wrong?

Johnny Mac Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Please don’t post embedded shock images.

Crinkz Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Yes, the irony of banning people for being bumholes in a game about trolling has been pointed out to us.

Nicco Posted:

FORUMWARZ – It goes downhill here pretty fast.

bumhurt Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Where repetitive game play and a boring storyline only costs you 10$ more!

Fortunato Posted:

FORUMWARZ – One programmer, one writer, and one guy who just kinda hangs with them. Everyone else left.

Fortunato Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Seriously, INCIT sucks. Never play it.

MySpace Tom Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Come for the ****ty game, stay for the ****ty community.

bumhurt Posted:

FORUMWARZ – A dollar will get you more on here than any prostitute will ever offer you!

Kali Posted:

FORUMWARZ – This character has no character specific or witty comment to add. Fellow klannies should rally now with a hearty male reproductive organ sucking to tell me what an epic post this was.

CoreyJess Posted:

FORUMWARZ – Motto loading… Log in to see images!

Shii Posted:

FORUMWARZ – The only cool players are banned.

male reproductive organ Liquor Posted:

FORUMWARZ – We’re sorry.

Oh, of course my submissions are decent aswell.

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Posted On: 03/20/2009 7:10PM
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Posted On: 03/20/2009 7:58PM
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Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
26.66"
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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Green porno!

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Posted On: 03/20/2009 9:36PM
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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Level 18 Hacker

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Posted On: 03/20/2009 9:56PM
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StrayNeko

Avatar: 122825 Mon Feb 16 13:17:09 -0500 2009
6.74"
2

Level 35 Troll

CARAMELLDANSEN IDOLMISTRESS

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 03/20/2009 9:58PM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

These are some of my favorites..

Xylon Posted:

FORUMWARZ: Where the Men are Boys and so are the girls.

BloodyDemise Posted:

FORUMWARZ

A clbumic example of why user-generated content is not the way forward.

meeeeeeeeee Posted:

Forumwarz: Failing to learn from our mistakes since 2007.

bumhurt Posted:

1: Forumwarz, because you are too much of a woman's genitals to troll actual forums

angstcity Posted:

ForumWarz: The lag is a feature.

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

Forumwarz: A game of vast potential, yet content in it’s mediocrity.

Context Posted:

-FORUMWARZ-

We let YOU build our game for us!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Forumwarz: Now with 300% more pointless contests!

Dorian Blue Posted:

Forumwarz: I… I think I had a life before I started to play it… Maybe…

Yoshiplaysthesax Posted:

It’s not funny anymore.

I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
Posted On: 03/20/2009 10:30PM
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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:RonPaul:

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Posted On: 03/21/2009 12:00AM
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elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
13.48"
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

mine is already the motto it’s just people are too gay to accept it

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Posted On: 03/22/2009 12:42PM
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
8.06"
4

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Taken from this post:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

– Profoundly negative (yet painfully accurate) critiques of our gameplay, which are obviously ironic because I know you ****es love this **** more than life itself, but even if you don’t we’re not going to talk about our ****ing case-sensitive emoticons in a slogan

LOL, JB GOT bumHURT OVER MY MOTTO

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Posted On: 03/22/2009 1:29PM
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scullyangel

Avatar: 44656 Mon Aug 17 23:47:33 -0400 2009
13.99"
35

[Good Omens]

Level 39 Camwhore

If I was a gila monster you could be my devil ray.

elenaratelimit Posted:

FORUMWARZ – This is why we can’t have nice things.

This one has been a favorite for me.
Posted On: 03/23/2009 4:35AM
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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
8.06"
4

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

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Posted On: 09/29/2011 8:32PM
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SCORT PALGRUM

Avatar: 235658 2011-09-27 02:51:08 -0400
9.82"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Forumwarps: Suck male reproductive organ, get AIDS.
Posted On: 09/29/2011 8:37PM
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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500
4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

SCORT PALGRUM Posted:

Forumwarps: Suck male reproductive organ, get AIDS.

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Posted On: 09/29/2011 11:44PM
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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
18.68"
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

forumwarz: even the creator abandoned this ****ty game
Posted On: 09/30/2011 1:01AM
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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2015-06-11 14:24:45 -0400
11.05"
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long]

Level 69 Troll

Canada forever!

FORUMWARZ: Where the Men are Boys and so are the girls.

Totally.

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Posted On: 09/30/2011 1:09AM
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Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
40.27"
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Forumwarz: The parody has become the reality.

[15:09] <Dunatis> The US is very good at not getting involved in major worlds wars until the last year or two and then giving itself all the credit

[15:10] <&Phuquit> and it seems to me that the US feels so bad about turning up late for the last 2 world wars that it’s determined to be REALLY punctual for the next one
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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
100.13"
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Forumwarz: Special Victims Unit

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Posted On: 09/30/2011 1:50AM
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LOLICAKE

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
12.13"
22

[Forever Alone]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Forumwarz – Rest in peace.

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Posted On: 09/30/2011 5:39AM
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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2015-06-11 14:24:45 -0400
11.05"
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long]

Level 69 Troll

Canada forever!

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Forumwarz: Special Victims Unit

A show about the people we meet in real life?

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Posted On: 10/01/2011 1:10AM
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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
30.44"
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

ForumWarz: Now even hopeless rejects from 4chan don’t come here.

ForumWarz: Our working title was “A lesson in follow-through”

ForumWarz: We use “mod” as more of a ceremonial title.

ForumWarz: Check out Cranky Cat, now available for the iPhone!

ForumWarz: hey hAve u seen this PIcture uv youuu? http://bit.ly/48932j

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Posted On: 10/01/2011 1:29AM
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