Alright kids. Just went through the entire thread and started short-listing slogans, but we still have more than 24 hours left.

Some of these made me LOL, and I’m sure we can pick 10 winrars, but I know there’s still some untapped greatness out there. If you look at some of the ad hoc (no pun intended) slogans in the create-a-banner thread you’ll see some good examples of what we might say to grab people’s attention.

So far, I’ve been noticing some strong patterns emerging:

– Profoundly negative (yet painfully accurate) critiques of our gameplay, which are obviously ironic because I know you ****es love this **** more than life itself, but even if you don’t we’re not going to talk about our ****ing case-sensitive emoticons in a slogan

– Hypocritically taunting the reader about not getting laid

– Platitudes about the fact that it’s a game about trolling on the internet

Personally, I’d like to see more references to the non-trollish aspects of the game (I know, discriminating against trolls again), more male reproductive organy, deprecating (as opposed to strictly self-deprecating) humor and more weird, ****ed-up non-sequiturs like “our semen tastes like blueberries.” That **** is gold.

Just for fun, I came up with a few:

Forumwarz: A series of noobs.

Forumwarz: More fun than double-woman's genitalsl, double-anal. Theoretically.

Forumwarz: Come for the lulz, stay for the unremovable toolbar we’re installing in your browser right now.

Forumwarz: I swear to God, officer, she said she was 16.

Forumwarz: Mostly male reproductive organ jokes.

Forumwarz: We’d sell your personal info if we thought it was worth something.

Forumwarz: Because right now you’re only half-full of fail.

Forumwarz: We’re not wearing any panties.