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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Forumwarz: A game of vast potential, yet content in it’s mediocrity.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Forumwarz

You can great times on its face. It likes it!

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ForumWarz: Our fans are proof that the mentally incompetent never learn from their mistakes.

Hue Jbum

Avatar: Code (Green)

[MST hacked me and -
all I got was this-
stupid ban
]

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Forumwarz

Seriously, why isn’t my latest illegal alt banned yet?

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Forumwarz

UNBAN MYSPACE TOM

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Forumwarz

Also unban PANTS, Dr_Kraid, FBJ, et. al., because banning people is, like, bad.

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Forumwarz

Did you know they banned people in Apartheid South Africa? You racists.

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Forumwarz

Canadians just don’t “get” the legacy of racism in the United States.

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Forumwarz

Come for the ****ty game, stay for the ****ty community.

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Forumwarz

Something is going on and I’m not included!

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Forumwarz

LOL DOLPHIN LOVE ONLY WON DUE TO ILLEGAL SCRIPTS AND VOTER FRAUD LOL

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Forumwarz

Because the internet truly needed another site where MySpace Tom is automatically your friend.

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Forumwarz

Forumwarz is a free parody role-playing game that is made of wank and ****.

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Forumwarz

Vote for this motto and I’ll give you 5 Brownie Points! -Evil Trout

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Forumwarz

Oh crap I’ve been tricked into playing incit.

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Forumwarz

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Forumwarz

My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and **** you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my male reproductive organ while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red woman's genitals. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the pbumion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.

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Forumwarz

What did you do today? I spent the day outside playing in the sun. It was nice. I think I’m going to do it more often in the future! Bye bye!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

-ForumWarz-

We took a thing and made it worse.

Rigr

Avatar: 132036 Mon Mar 16 12:22:53 -0400 2009
5

[Epic Win]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Didn’t know you could post more than one and don’t want to edit the above (for obvious reasons)

FWZ: You might like it

FWZ: You will probably NOT like it

FWZ: It’s all about the community

FWZ: Beware of the troll

FWZ: Beware of spam

FWZ: You might be fooled

just tried easy going slogans, nothing complex and overly humourus, because a slogan should attract new players and not make oldfabulous persons giggle

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

More camwhores than myspace

Serious business on the internet

Everything’s more fun with a klan

Join the domination

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Rigr Posted:

Didn’t know you could post more than one and don’t want to edit the above (for obvious reasons)

FWZ: You might like it

FWZ: You will probably NOT like it

FWZ: It’s all about the community

FWZ: Beware of the troll

FWZ: Beware of spam

FWZ: You might be fooled

just tried easy going slogans, nothing complex and overly humourus, because a slogan should attract new players and not make oldfabulous persons giggle

Then you need to learn how to read.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

We got your flippy-floppys while you’re flippin’ copies

**** goatse, we pwn forumz ****.

This **** is REAL.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Forumwarz: srtop it

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

The opposite of quality time

The curse of Evil Trout

Where nobody knows your name

A useless game that only wastes time

Been there, done that, can’t stop

From fabulous persons, for fabulous persons

Now with extra cheese

Deductible occupational therapy

angstcity

Avatar: angstcity's Avatar
35

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 36 Camwhore

My bum is filled with horse great times

ForumWarz: I have a really bad sore throat. I hope you catch it.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

What do you get when you combine a trout and a bootyhole?

scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
77

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

ForumWarz: Breeding petty online vendettas and making dreams come true.

bumhurt

Avatar: 62986 Thu Jan 29 15:01:37 -0500 2009
9

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Allo Guv'nah, 'ow 'bout a spot of tea!

Forumwarz: No one likes you? Well we don’t either, come right in!

bumhurt

Avatar: 62986 Thu Jan 29 15:01:37 -0500 2009
9

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Allo Guv'nah, 'ow 'bout a spot of tea!

Forumwarz, a dollar will get you more on here than any prostitute will ever offer you!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Forumwarz

Have yet to find a bad idea we didn’t like!

twas edited this message on 03/20/2009 10:21PM

Candy Corn

Avatar: The Pusher's Avatar
24

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

forumwarz: i would like to **** you.

cheese man

Avatar: 46138 2013-08-01 23:08:44 -0400
28

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 59 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

ForumWarz: I wish to do more violence.

scullybot

Avatar: 61450 Fri Dec 19 02:16:13 -0500 2008
5

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Stop touching yourselves.

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