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Seriously, why isn’t my latest illegal alt banned yet?

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UNBAN MYSPACE TOM

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Also unban PANTS, Dr_Kraid, FBJ, et. al., because banning people is, like, bad.

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Did you know they banned people in Apartheid South Africa? You racists.

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Canadians just don’t “get” the legacy of racism in the United States.

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Come for the ****ty game, stay for the ****ty community.

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Something is going on and I’m not included!

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LOL DOLPHIN LOVE ONLY WON DUE TO ILLEGAL SCRIPTS AND VOTER FRAUD LOL

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Because the internet truly needed another site where MySpace Tom is automatically your friend.

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Forumwarz is a free parody role-playing game that is made of wank and ****.

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Vote for this motto and I’ll give you 5 Brownie Points! -Evil Trout

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Oh crap I’ve been tricked into playing incit.

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My love for you allows me to pray to the spirit of eternal beauty and tenderness mirrored in your eyes or fling you down under me on that softy belly of yours and **** you up behind, like a hog riding a sow, glorying in the very stink and sweat that rises from your arse, glorying in the open shape of your upturned dress and white girlish drawers and in the confusion of your flushed cheeks and tangled hair. It allows me to burst into tears of pity and love at some slight word, to tremble with love for you at the sounding of some chord or cadence of music or to lie heads and tails with you feeling your fingers fondling and tickling my ballocks or stuck up in me behind and your hot lips sucking off my male reproductive organ while my head is wedged in between your fat thighs, my hands clutching the round cushions of your bum and my tongue licking ravenously up your rank red woman's genitals. I have taught you almost to swoon at the hearing of my voice singing or murmuring to your soul the pbumion and sorrow and mystery of life and at the same time have taught you to make filthy signs to me with your lips and tongue, to provoke me by obscene touches and noises, and even to do in my presence the most shameful and filthy act of the body. You remember the day you pulled up your clothes and let me lie under you looking up at you while you did it? Then you were ashamed even to meet my eyes.

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What did you do today? I spent the day outside playing in the sun. It was nice. I think I’m going to do it more often in the future! Bye bye!