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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Proud sponsors of Loli Con ’ 09

The funniest war since Vietnam

From the guys who brought you nothing before

Eeew, it’s from Canada

As seen on C-SPAN

a/s/l ?

A game jews can play

Blowing your mind since 2007

Are you dumb enough to create an account?

-ForumWarz-

I accidentally a forum. Is this bad?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Forumwarz: Here we are now. Entertain us.

...

Sorry, practicing for Forumwarz Idol.

bumhurt

Avatar: 62986 Thu Jan 29 15:01:37 -0500 2009
9

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Allo Guv'nah, 'ow 'bout a spot of tea!

Forumwarz, why are we paying for these ads? It’s not like you’ll click it.

Iron Lich

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13

Level 69 Troll

FOR KIPPY AND COUNTRY, REMEMBER KIPPY, HE WAS A HAPPY SARDINE.

ForumWarz: BUILD YOUR OWN GAME, PAY FOR IT, BE DISAPPOINTED, ???, PROFIT

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ForumWarz: The only online game in existence that wants players from 4chan.

Forumwarz: If you can read this, you may be overqualified

ForumWarz: [EDIT: USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS SLOGAN]

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ForumWarz: The game that you’d make if you… oh, wait, you did make it. Ten dollars, please.

ForumWarz: The most fun you can have with a computer that doesn’t involve doing something else.

ForumWarz: Where only ten bucks gets you… sorry, I’m drawing a blank.

Pluvius edited this message on 03/18/2009 5:47PM

ForumWarz

4 forum visits per day will make you get up each day

ForumWarz

Why surf the web?

ForumWarz

For…um…War?

DEAD fabulous person

Avatar: 21099 Wed Jul 08 18:09:49 -0400 2009
44

[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Forumwarz: Here we are now. Entertain us.

...

Sorry, practicing for Forumwarz Idol.

More like

Hello, hello, hello, how low? Forumwarz.

bumhurt

Avatar: 62986 Thu Jan 29 15:01:37 -0500 2009
9

[The British Gentle-
men Society
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Allo Guv'nah, 'ow 'bout a spot of tea!

the Pro Posted:

More like

Hello, hello, hello, how low? Forumwarz.

Forumwarz, for the stupid and contagious. Mostly the stupid.

ForumWarz

Stupidity, in virus form, on the web.

Thanks bumhurt

TrunkMonkey edited this message on 03/18/2009 5:52PM

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Like a concentration camp, only more so.

Andy_Dextruss

Avatar: 50228 Wed Apr 08 07:39:40 -0400 2009
26

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 37 Troll

Orgasm changer who shoots rays through computer screens

Forumwarz: like ****ing a fat girl, it’s all good fun until your friends see you on it.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

ForumWarz – Get banned from a game about trolling today!

ForumWarz – Are you funny? You won’t last long here.

ForumWarz – Making up rules for over a year now!

ForumWarz – Give us your money!

ForumWarz – No, seriously, give us your money, we need to upgrade our servers.

ForumWarz – Get flamed for six months, after that you can learn to really hate this game.

ForumWarz – 10 prizes for 150000 accounts! I like them odds!

ForumWarz – Spend real money for prizes only meaningful to the tiny community of people who actually understand them!

ForumWarz – One programmer, one writer, and one guy who just kinda hangs with them. Everyone else left.

ForumWarz – Who needs graphics when you’ve got… wait, what do we have again?

ForumWarz – Y’know what we could really use? Graphics.

ForumWarz – We’re terrified of fair use.

d4

Avatar: harblgar
19

[Tormenting Evil Kn-
uckles of Satan
]

Level 37 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

-Forumwarz-

Its funny, here you are reading this wondering what might the point of it be or if it’ll make you enjoy the game but the truth is it doesn’t say anything at all.

-Forumwarz-

Let us smell your fecal matter!

-Forumwarz-

We rewarded someone for making this crappy slogan.

-Forumwarz-

If you haven’t gotten laid already, trust us you never will.

-Forumwarz-

Our semen tastes like blueberries.

-Forumwarz-

The only game that gives you points for drooling on your keyboard.

-Forumwarz-

“Iinsert funny slogan here”

-Forumwarz-

We suck chickens not male reproductive organ.

(Sorry if I repeated some from previous entries. Couldn’t be bothered to read 14 pages worth)

Pluvius

Avatar: 10089 2010-01-24 16:29:03 -0500
26

[ClansRGay]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

ForumWarz: Yeah… we’ve got nothin’.

ForumWarz: Man, we must’ve been drunk when we agreed to have someone stupid enough to play this game write our slogan.

Pluvius edited this message on 03/18/2009 6:09PM

angstcity

Avatar: angstcity's Avatar
35

[Smooth Town Rebels]

Level 36 Camwhore

My bum is filled with horse great times

ForumWarz: 9 users, 150k accounts. IP masking ftw.

ForumWarz: The lag is a feature.

ForumWarz: ****ing you gently with a chainsaw. Now on Blu-ray.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Just thought of another few:

ForumWarz – Our endgame content consists of an elaborate metagame too complicated for 99.9% of our players and user generated content provided by a democratic process that rewards lowest common denominator pandering!

ForumWarz – INCIT sucks.

ForumWarz – Seriously, INCIT sucks. Never play it.

ForumWarz – Leaderboards? Are you ****ing kidding? Don’t even bother.

Rigr

Avatar: 132036 Mon Mar 16 12:22:53 -0400 2009
5

[Epic Win]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

-Forumwarz-

If you think you know what trolling means, think again

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